Lets build a list of phrases not to say during sex
1) Are you through yet??
1) Are you through yet??
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"Is is supposed to smell like that?" -
women
"Is it in yet"
men
"your just like your sister in bed"Comment
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Ladies... Never say this... "No T.F. Don't cum on my Tits again"
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To a girl: "Hey...I found your remote" while down on her
To a guy: "This is fun, reminds me of when I use to suck on my pen caps in school" while down on himwhen in doubt...don't whip it out!
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SO the saying is true, ugly chicks put out!
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Honey there is something that I need to tell you...Comment
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Girls:
"This is how my daddy does it."
"My ex can work it longer."
"Your best Friend (Name here) has a bigger rod than you."
Guys:
"Pretend you are your Mom."
"Your best friend (Name here) has bigger tits, tighter pussy than you."
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Very original thread.
I started the same thread about 2 months ago and had 100's of posts.Comment
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Point being...?Originally posted by AnalProbe
Very original thread.
I started the same thread about 2 months ago and had 100's of posts.
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If you don't do it, somebody else will - true story!Comment
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say your ex's nameComment
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"Your mom was better"Comment
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"oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah."
...unless you're a porn star.
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"zzzzzzzzzzz"
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"Damn! I think i'm gay"
"oops... i forgot to take it out to shoot the load"
"... actually, you could be a little more hygienic, don't u think?"Comment
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"OH shit I hope your on the pill"Comment
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"Hey, you're a lot tighter than your mom"
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"What da hell is that????"Comment
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Calling her the wrong name... OUCHComment
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"Its just a rash.."Comment
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saying her hole is looseComment
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her to you... Is it in?Comment
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If you're relying on a condom for birth control you never want the guy to say:
"Uh oh... "
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Originally posted by Pornopat
Honey there is something that I need to tell you...
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Originally posted by Sosa
Calling her the wrong name... OUCH
I had this WTF!? I had to explain why i did that for more than half an hour
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Originally posted by TheLegacy
did I mention the video camera?
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lolOriginally posted by garett
If you're relying on a condom for birth control you never want the guy to say:
"Uh oh... "Comment
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Don't cum on the sheet.If lesbian anal is wrong, I don't want to be right.Comment
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It's not burning, that new medication must work!.Comment
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Imagine saying that!!Originally posted by AlienQ
Bush is a war criminal.
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"This is like throwing a hotdog down a hallway."- *** -Comment
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Brother and Sister!
Brother:
You Fuck Better than mom!
Sister:
Yeah, thats what dad says!Comment
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Originally posted by hottoddy
"This is like throwing a hotdog down a hallway."
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shhhhh! dont talk, i'm almost there.
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"...I thought I was fucking your ass, judging by the smell..."Comment
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IM RICK JAMES BITCH!Comment
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Btw, I've got aidsComment
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"get off me, I will do it myself."
"damn, you are a lot like your sister."Last edited by hollywood; 03-26-2004, 03:47 PM.Comment
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"what are you doing?"
"you're not doing it right"
"LOL"
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Never, ever say the name of your ex-gf.
It will be like putting a cold pail water on
a burning coal.
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