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  • JFK
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    • Jan 2002
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    #1

    Ever fart in a crowded Elevator ?

    and then watch the peoples faces trying to keep it straight

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    • juicylinks
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      • Apr 2001
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        • myjah
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            • hova
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              • Jan 2002
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              I always try to. The silent farts are the bests, but they are the toughest to do. I always fart and then I keep the doors closed, thats even more fun
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                • Paul -C-
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                  • Aug 2001
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                  #5
                  Never

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                    • gornyhuy
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                      • May 2002
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                      #6
                      Originally posted by juicylinks
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                        • hova
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                          #7
                          Originally posted by juicylinks
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                            • Shoehorn!
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                              • Oct 2003
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                              #8
                              HAHAHA hell yeah. The bets is to just let a loud one rip, no one says anything because they have no idea how to react. It's fucking great.

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                                • adamneve
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                                  • Oct 2002
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                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by juicylinks
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                                    • marcj
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                                        • Firehorse
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                                          • Apr 2002
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                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by juicylinks
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                                          That's badass!
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                                            • Firehorse
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                                              • Apr 2002
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                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by JFK
                                              and then watch the peoples faces trying to keep it straight
                                              Not in recent memory, but I am looking forward to trying it out now.
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                                                • erehwon
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                                                  • Nov 2003
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                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by hova
                                                  I always try to. The silent farts are the bests, but they are the toughest to do. I always fart and then I keep the doors closed, thats even more fun
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                                                    • SomeCreep
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                                                      • Mar 2003
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                                                      #14
                                                      nope, but I have farted in GFY threads.


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                                                          #15
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                                                            • Manowar
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                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by juicylinks
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                                                                • clickhappy
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                                                                  • Mar 2004
                                                                  • 4027
                                                                  #17
                                                                  i once farted in someone's face on an airplane.

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                                                                    • JFK
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                                                                      • Jan 2002
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                                                                      #18
                                                                      he he he ..........I was coming down in the elevator in Cancun, and let one slip inaverdently, no one in the Elevator at the time. Sure enough, the fucking thing stops twice to let more people on. Now let me tell you it was Rank it made my eyes water But no one would say anything. Some guys were exchanging knowing glances with one another, and burst out laughing when the exited. I just kept a straight face, what else could I do

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                                                                        • Lycanthrope
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                                                                          • Jan 2004
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                                                                          #19
                                                                          Nope, but listen to this shit...

                                                                          Was on an elevator with nothing but 5 women. Sure as shit, one of them farted.. excuse me, pooted, and it was fucking rank. However, being the only male on board, you know damn well the four innocent ones thought I did it.

                                                                          The other one is probably still laughing.

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                                                                            • onno
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                                                                              • Dec 2003
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                                                                              #20
                                                                              Yes! i did

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                                                                                • masta flash
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                                                                                  • Aug 2003
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                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  when me and the wife are driving in the car I like to turn on the heater really hot. Push the "lock window button" then let a huge ass fart go. Almost makes her puke lol

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                                                                                    • Kicker
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                                                                                      • Apr 2002
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                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by juicylinks
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                                                                                        • Babaganoosh
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                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by juicylinks
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                                                                                            • hova
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                                                                                              • Jan 2002
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                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by masta flash
                                                                                              when me and the wife are driving in the car I like to turn on the heater really hot. Push the "lock window button" then let a huge ass fart go. Almost makes her puke lol
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                                                                                                • mindoza
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                                                                                                  no but I have been having trouble with bathroom smells....I am the only woman in my office and have my own bathroom. What happens is these guys let out some poisonous fumes from their bathroom and it kills the entire office..then they come after my bathroom..Spray mixed with this smell is not working so now I have a candle burning in each bathroom and a pack of matches handy.. i think they compete to see who can put the bathroom out of commission for the longest time!
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                                                                                                    • C-Bass
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                                                                                                      • Apr 2003
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                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      i dont understand why you would want to keep that shit inside....(no pun intended ) your body is trying to get rid of it for a reason, let it out, let it be free........let your self LIVE!!!
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                                                                                                        • FrankWhite
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                                                                                                            • HeebyJeeby
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                                                                                                              • Mar 2004
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                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by masta flash
                                                                                                              when me and the wife are driving in the car I like to turn on the heater really hot. Push the "lock window button" then let a huge ass fart go. Almost makes her puke lol
                                                                                                              When I was married, I would often hold my wife under the covers of our bed and let one rip. Wouldn't let her out until she started gagging.
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                                                                                                                • axelcat
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                                                                                                                    • Lykos
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                                                                                                                      • Apr 2003
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                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Nope,thanx god

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                                                                                                                        • SoundMan
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                                                                                                                          • Nov 2003
                                                                                                                          • 3471
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          When you do make sure you are the only one in it, then soon as the door opens run like hell..

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                                                                                                                            • JFK
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                                                                                                                              • Jan 2002
                                                                                                                              • 67369
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Spotter_03
                                                                                                                              i dont understand why you would want to keep that shit inside....(no pun intended ) your body is trying to get rid of it for a reason, let it out, let it be free........let your self LIVE!!!

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                                                                                                                                • Bigfuck
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                                                                                                                                  • Mar 2004
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                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Not in the elevator but i let of a real stinky in the bus once
                                                                                                                                  and then I looked angry and dissaproving on the guy at the other side

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                                                                                                                                    • Brat
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                                                                                                                                      • Jan 2003
                                                                                                                                      • 1545
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by HeebyJeeby


                                                                                                                                      When I was married, I would often hold my wife under the covers of our bed and let one rip. Wouldn't let her out until she started gagging.


                                                                                                                                      what the hell is wrong with you men! that and the other one locking all the car windows shut until she almost pukes. For what reason? It's fun? I hardly see the fun in that! It's GROSS! You do that to your guy friends, not your wife.

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                                                                                                                                        • galleriesx
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                                                                                                                                          • Dec 2002
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                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by HeebyJeeby


                                                                                                                                          When I was married, I would often hold my wife under the covers of our bed and let one rip. Wouldn't let her out until she started gagging.
                                                                                                                                          hahaha i tought i was the only dirty fellow doing that kind of shit

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                                                                                                                                            • rowan
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                                                                                                                                              • Mar 2002
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                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              What happens when you're in a fully laden car and someone does an anonymous stinker? Do you gasp for breath and open the window (possibly making people conclude that you're the culprit) or just quietly take it and pretend nothing happened?

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                                                                                                                                                • kush
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                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  damn, the married life sounds great!
                                                                                                                                                  farting then forcing wives to smell it!

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                                                                                                                                                    • JFK
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                                                                                                                                                      • Jan 2002
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                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by kush
                                                                                                                                                      damn, the married life sounds great!
                                                                                                                                                      farting then forcing wives to smell it!
                                                                                                                                                      Yes I wonder if they are Both divorced or not ?

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                                                                                                                                                        • Ic3m4nZ
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                                                                                                                                                          No way never

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                                                                                                                                                            • mindoza
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                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by rowan
                                                                                                                                                              What happens when you're in a fully laden car and someone does an anonymous stinker? Do you gasp for breath and open the window (possibly making people conclude that you're the culprit) or just quietly take it and pretend nothing happened?
                                                                                                                                                              Roll it down baby! who cares if i get blamed as long as I can get some fresh air.
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