I woke up with my cats ass in my face

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  • Dirty F
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Jul 2001
    • 59204

    #1

    I woke up with my cats ass in my face

    I was fucking almost touching it with my mouth. Most likely for a couple of hours already. Stupid animal always sleeps on my head.

    Im still grossed out.
  • TheGarbageMan
    So Fucking Banned
    • Nov 2004
    • 643

    #2
    Originally posted by Battuss
    I was fucking almost touching it with my mouth. Most likely for a couple of hours already. Stupid animal always sleeps on my head.

    Im still grossed out.
    theres nothin' wrong with lickin' cats ass, i lick cat ass all the time, ask your moms

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    • Nylz
      Confirmed User
      • Apr 2004
      • 8285

      #3
      Originally posted by TheGarbageMan
      theres nothin' wrong with lickin' cats ass, i lick cat ass all the time, ask your moms
      No sig.

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      • chupachups
        Confirmed User
        • Dec 2002
        • 6576

        #4
        where´s that owned-pic when you need it?

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        • Dirty F
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Jul 2001
          • 59204

          #5
          Originally posted by Chupachups
          where´s that owned-pic when you need it?
          Hahaha of the dude with the dog? Replace that with me and the cat and it looks exactly the same. Yuck.

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          • AnalProbe
            pain in the Ass
            • Jan 2004
            • 3727

            #6


            It's because it's a Dutch Cat.

            You gotta leave Holland before it's too late.

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            • PHPdude
              Confirmed User
              • Aug 2004
              • 1164

              #7
              Thats funny, but thats what pets need , some tlc. There way of showing there love towards you, by sitting on your head.
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              • shermo

                #8
                It's hatching your head...Hoping a chicken is going to hatch from your skull any day now.

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                • fr33s3x
                  Confirmed User
                  • Apr 2003
                  • 5064

                  #9
                  Originally posted by shermsshack
                  It's hatching your head...Hoping a chicken is going to hatch from your skull any day now.

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                  • Babaganoosh
                    ♥♥♥ Likes Hugs ♥♥♥
                    • Nov 2001
                    • 15841

                    #10
                    At least the cat's face wasn't in your ass.
                    I like pie.

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                    • EviLGuY
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Apr 2003
                      • 12745

                      #11
                      I hate when my cat is in my bed.. just makes me feel unsanitary.

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                      • Kard63
                        Confirmed User
                        • Nov 2003
                        • 8944

                        #12
                        Did it look anything like the one in my sig ?

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                        • ghiezelle_love
                          Confirmed User
                          • Nov 2004
                          • 352

                          #13
                          This thread is really funny!!!
                          I'm wondering how it taste like, I think i have to lick on my cat's ass!!!lol You're really lucky Battuss
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                          • Dirty F
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • Jul 2001
                            • 59204

                            #14
                            Originally posted by EviLGuY
                            I hate when my cat is in my bed.. just makes me feel unsanitary.
                            Cats usually are very clean.

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                            • mrthumbs
                              salad tossing sig guy
                              • Apr 2002
                              • 11702

                              #15
                              True story: i was fucking this girl doggy style (sitting on her knees on the bed) one day
                              and had no intentions cumming inside of her but pulled out too late with no time left to find a good spot to unload things so to speak.

                              So, without noticing my cat just found a nice position to sleep under her belly area, i just let it go and found out i came over my cat..

                              I have plenty of more pet stories related to sexual activities
                              that keep me from sleeping sometimes.. but i wont tell
                              Last edited by mrthumbs; 11-30-2004, 02:58 AM.

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                              • Nembrionic
                                Confirmed User
                                • Feb 2003
                                • 2424

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Battuss
                                I was fucking almost touching it with my mouth. Most likely for a couple of hours already. Stupid animal always sleeps on my head.

                                Im still grossed out.
                                you don´t have a cat you sack of shit!

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                                • Dirty F
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Jul 2001
                                  • 59204

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Nembrionic
                                  you don´t have a cat you sack of shit!
                                  Wtf

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                                  • Bob Saget
                                    So Fucking Banned
                                    • Nov 2004
                                    • 312

                                    #18
                                    i woke up once with my ass in my face

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                                    • xclusive
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Apr 2004
                                      • 35218

                                      #19
                                      LOl that's freaking awesome I wish somebody was there to take a pic so I could write owned on it...

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                                      • mrthumbs
                                        salad tossing sig guy
                                        • Apr 2002
                                        • 11702

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by xclusive
                                        LOl that's freaking awesome I wish somebody was there to take a pic so I could write owned on it...
                                        then again i bet you wish that someone installed a hidden cam in his bedroom just for you to watch

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                                        • Ross
                                          Ik ben een aap
                                          • Sep 2002
                                          • 18874

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by shermsshack
                                          It's hatching your head...Hoping a chicken is going to hatch from your skull any day now.

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                                          • OG LennyT
                                            Wall Street Pimp
                                            • Jun 2003
                                            • 14345

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Chupachups
                                            where´s that owned-pic when you need it?
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