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  • Ludedude
    Suck it!
    • Jun 2001
    • 4432

    #1

    Joke of the Day

    Top Ten Things Not To Say To A Father When Picking Up His Daughter For A
    Date

    10. "Now.. show me how you used to spank her."
    9. "Do you think she would put out if I told her that I loved her?"
    8. "I just got my license today."
    7. "Five bucks says she's a D-cup."
    6. "You taught her to swallow, didn't you?"
    5. "I feel like we both have something in common, she calls ME daddy too!"
    4. "Hi. I'm Robert, but my friends call me 'Back Door Bob.'"
    3. "I believe being sexually active since I was 12 has helped me mature."
    2. "Please come inside? Wow, you sound just like your daughter."
    1. "So, does your wife just lay there during sex too?"
  • SCOOTER
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    • Oct 2001
    • 4010

    #2
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    • kimzar
      Confirmed User
      • Mar 2004
      • 1874

      #3

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      • HeebyJeeby
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        • Mar 2004
        • 161

        #4
        ROFL!
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        • zentz
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          • Nov 2003
          • 8062

          #5
          lol
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          • sixxxth_sense
            So Fucking Banned
            • Nov 2003
            • 2430

            #6
            ts alright!

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            • Raf1
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              • Oct 2003
              • 12117

              #7
              4. "Hi. I'm Robert, but my friends call me 'Back Door Bob.'"
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              • Ludedude
                Suck it!
                • Jun 2001
                • 4432

                #8
                Originally posted by Raf1
                4. "Hi. I'm Robert, but my friends call me 'Back Door Bob.'"
                Nice to meet you Bob

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                • riosluts
                  Confirmed User
                  • Sep 2003
                  • 5250

                  #9
                  hahah holy shit some of those are really funny. keep up the good jokes

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                  • jhauser
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                    • Dec 2002
                    • 2924

                    #10
                    Good ones~
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                    • Ludedude
                      Suck it!
                      • Jun 2001
                      • 4432

                      #11
                      Yeah, I was overdue for a hit

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                      • axelcat
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                        • Jun 2002
                        • 25450

                        #12

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                        • runaway
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                          • Feb 2004
                          • 1177

                          #13

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                          • 4Pics
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                            • Dec 2001
                            • 7952

                            #14

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                            • Lykos
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                              • Apr 2003
                              • 31027

                              #15

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                              • myjah
                                Back in the harbor
                                • Sep 2003
                                • 11482

                                #16
                                If my dad even thought that some guy MIGHT have said one of those lines, it would have been a very bad day for that boy
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                                • marcj
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                                  • Feb 2004
                                  • 139

                                  #17
                                  thumbnailsource.cum

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                                  • Paul Waters
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                                    • Mar 2003
                                    • 4402

                                    #18
                                    Well done. Thank you.



                                    Paul

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                                    • chemicaleyes
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                                      • Aug 2003
                                      • 11569

                                      #19
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                                      • Fu-Q
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                                        • Jul 2003
                                        • 1546

                                        #20
                                        hahaha
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                                        • nastyking
                                          • Nov 2002
                                          • 2174

                                          #21

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                                          • maxdaname
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                                            • Oct 2003
                                            • 5193

                                            #22

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                                            • Mr. Marks
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                                              • Jun 2001
                                              • 7517

                                              #23
                                              Hahaha! Funny!

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                                              • Ludedude
                                                Suck it!
                                                • Jun 2001
                                                • 4432

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Paul Waters
                                                Well done. Thank you.

                                                You're welcome

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                                                • psyko514
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                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                  • 22366

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by myjah
                                                  If my dad even thought that some guy MIGHT have said one of those lines, it would have been a very bad day for that boy
                                                  LOL... seriously though... if I ever have a daughter, she's not dating til she's 40.

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                                                  • kowntafit
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                                                    • Jan 2004
                                                    • 4667

                                                    #26


                                                    Funny post. Most of those '10 things' jokes are the same, some shit about your girlfriend or something. I haven't heard this one before.
                                                    Thanks.

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                                                    • SykkBoy2
                                                      Jesus loves bacon
                                                      • Feb 2001
                                                      • 19969

                                                      #27
                                                      hehehe

                                                      I feel for the poor little shitstain that has to meet ME before taking my daughter out on a date....
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                                                      • TweetyBird
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                                                        • Feb 2004
                                                        • 8532

                                                        #28
                                                        haha
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                                                        • gornyhuy
                                                          Chafed.
                                                          • May 2002
                                                          • 18041

                                                          #29
                                                          Speaking as horny pervert and a new father of a baby girl I want to simultaneously laugh my ass off and also KICK YOUR HEAD IN...


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                                                          • Ludedude
                                                            Suck it!
                                                            • Jun 2001
                                                            • 4432

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by gornyhuy
                                                            Speaking as horny pervert and a new father of a baby girl I want to simultaneously laugh my ass off and also KICK YOUR HEAD IN...

                                                            Can I call you Dad now?

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                                                            • Ash@phpFX
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Nov 2003
                                                              • 4292

                                                              #31
                                                              nice to see a new joke around here for a change

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                                                              • reynold
                                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                • Oct 2002
                                                                • 51271

                                                                #32
                                                                Nice joke! really made my day!

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                                                                • Steve
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Feb 2001
                                                                  • 6894

                                                                  #33
                                                                  that was good

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                                                                  • pimplink
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                                                                    • Jun 2001
                                                                    • 9535

                                                                    #34
                                                                    That was a good one!

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