I need a piece of j.a.v.a.s.c.r.p.t to print out a date in following format
Dayofweek, Month DayNumer, Year
Anyoen got a fucker capable of this noise?
Dayofweek, Month DayNumer, Year
Anyoen got a fucker capable of this noise?
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270183939Originally posted by PiksalDesign
me469344657Comment
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Somewhere in your body
PHP Code:<hahahahahahahaha /* Live Date Script- ? Dynamic Drive ([url]www.dynamicdrive.com[/url]) For full source code, installation instructions, 100's more DHTML scripts, and Terms Of Use, visit [url]http://www.dynamicdrive.com[/url] */ var dayarray=new Array("Sunday","Monday","Tuesday","Wednesday","Thursday","Friday","Saturday") var montharray=new Array("January","February","March","April","May","June","July","August","September","October","November","December") function getthedate(){ var mydate=new Date() var year=mydate.getYear() if (year < 1000) year+=1900 var day=mydate.getDay() var month=mydate.getMonth() var daym=mydate.getDate() if (daym<10) daym="0"+daym var hours=mydate.getHours() var minutes=mydate.getMinutes() var seconds=mydate.getSeconds() var dn="AM" if (hours>=12) dn="PM" if (hours>12){ hours=hours-12 } if (hourshahahaha0) hours=12 if (minutes<=9) minutes="0"+minutes if (seconds<=9) seconds="0"+seconds //change font size here var cdate="<small><font color='000000' face='Arial'><b>"+dayarray[day]+", "+montharray[month]+" "+daym+", "+year+" </b></font></small>" if (hahahahahahahahahahaall) hahahahahahahahahahaall.clock.innerHTML=cdate else if (hahahahahahahahahahagetElementById) hahahahahahahahahahagetElementById("clock").innerHTML=cdate else hahahahahahahahahahawrite(cdate) } if (!hahahahahahahahahahaall&&!hahahahahahahahahahagetElementById) getthedate() function goforit(){ if (hahahahahahahahahahaall||hahahahahahahahahahagetElementById) setInterval("getthedate()",1000) } </hahahahahahahaha
Your bodytag
PHP Code:hahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha"goforit()">
Where you want the date
PHP Code:<span id="clock"></span>Comment
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FUCK IT
var d=new Date();
var weekdays=new Array("Sunday","Monday","Tuesday","Wednesday","Thu rsday","Friday","Saturday");
var monthnames=new Array("January", "February", "March", "April", "May", "June", "July", "August", "October", "November", "December");
d ocument.w rite(weekdays[d.getDay()] + ", " + monthnames[d.getMonth()] + " " + d.getDay() + ". " + d.getFullYear() );
d ocument.w rite("<BR>also. I'm gay");
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sorry something went wrong with the code for the body tag, should be:
< b_o_d_y o_n_L_o_a_d="goforit()">
remove underscoresComment
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Originally posted by PMdave
Somewhere in your body
[/PHP]PHP Code:<hahahahahahahaha /* Live Date Script- ? Dynamic Drive ([url]www.dynamicdrive.com[/url]) For full source code, installation instructions, 100's more DHTML scripts, and Terms Of Use, visit [url]http://www.dynamicdrive.com[/url] */ var dayarray=new Array("Sunday","Monday","Tuesday","Wednesday","Thursday","Friday","Saturday") var montharray=new Array("January","February","March","April","May","June","July","August","September","October","November","December") function getthedate(){ var mydate=new Date() var year=mydate.getYear() if (year < 1000) year+=1900 var day=mydate.getDay() var month=mydate.getMonth() var daym=mydate.getDate() if (daym<10) daym="0"+daym var hours=mydate.getHours() var minutes=mydate.getMinutes() var seconds=mydate.getSeconds() var dn="AM" if (hours>=12) dn="PM" if (hours>12){ hours=hours-12 } if (hourshahahaha0) hours=12 if (minutes<=9) minutes="0"+minutes if (seconds<=9) seconds="0"+seconds //change font size here var cdate="<small><font color='000000' face='Arial'><b>"+dayarray[day]+", "+montharray[month]+" "+daym+", "+year+" </b></font></small>" if (hahahahahahahahahahaall) hahahahahahahahahahaall.clock.innerHTML=cdate else if (hahahahahahahahahahagetElementById) hahahahahahahahahahagetElementById("clock").innerHTML=cdate else hahahahahahahahahahawrite(cdate) } if (!hahahahahahahahahahaall&&!hahahahahahahahahahagetElementById) getthedate() function goforit(){ if (hahahahahahahahahahaall||hahahahahahahahahahagetElementById) setInterval("getthedate()",1000) } </hahahahahahahaha
HAHAHAHAHAHA
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How rude.... But it worked
<b> damn <<b>ja<b>vasc<b>ript<b>>Comment
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http://www.dynamicdrive.com/dynamicindex6/clock3.htm
just search for "+hours+":"+minutes+":"+seconds+" "+dn
+" and delete it
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don't see what's funny about trying to help out another webmaster...Originally posted by nastyking
HAHAHAHAHAHA
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Awesome, thank you guys
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Originally posted by PMdave
don't see what's funny about trying to help out another webmaster...
he's laughing about the 'hahahaha' that is placed all over the java code. Got a link to this in a text file?Comment
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Originally posted by iwantchixx
he's laughing about the 'hahahaha' that is placed all over the java code. Got a link to this in a text file?
n/m got itComment
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if I remove the following part it generates errorsOriginally posted by PMdave
http://www.dynamicdrive.com/dynamicindex6/clock3.htm
just search for "+hours+":"+minutes+":"+seconds+" "+dn
+" and delete it
"+dn
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google dot comComment
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Originally posted by sake
google dot com
You must be the forum comedianComment
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<date> </date>Comment
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http://www.pornmailers.com/date.htmlOriginally posted by iwantchixx
if I remove the following part it generates errors
"+dn
+"
let me know when you're done so I can remove it (don't want to much junk on a server ;)Comment
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I used that on an epic mail page.
"OFFER FOR FREE PAYSITE ACCESS WITHOUT CREDIT CARD EXPIRES <INSERTTOMRROW>"icq 279990726
www.mcdonalds.com <- great money making opportunityComment
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Originally posted by PMdave
http://www.pornmailers.com/date.html
let me know when you're done so I can remove it (don't want to much junk on a server ;)
ah I see where I messed it. I just blanked out the AM PM values anyways. I saved that page localy, you can delete it now. thanks.Comment
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Good luck!
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