A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first graders using a bowl of lifesavers. He gave all the children the same kind of lifesavers one at a time, and asked them to identify them by color and flavor.
The children began to say; "Red...................cherry",
"Yellow...............lemon", "Green................lime",
"Orange..............orange"
Finally the professor gave them all honey lifesavers. After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste.
"Well", he said "I'll give you all a clue, it's what your mother may call your father at times".
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and
yelled: "Oh My God!!!! They're assholes"!!!
The children began to say; "Red...................cherry",
"Yellow...............lemon", "Green................lime",
"Orange..............orange"
Finally the professor gave them all honey lifesavers. After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste.
"Well", he said "I'll give you all a clue, it's what your mother may call your father at times".
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and
yelled: "Oh My God!!!! They're assholes"!!!
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