Guy on Street #1: Well, you tell me. Louie left his house at 2:15 and had to travel a distance 6.2 miles traveling at a rate of five miles a hour. When will Louie get here?
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[Brian and Chris try to sneak into a fair by wearing a horse suit]Comment
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[They drive up]Comment
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Peter Griffin: Since I took over as President our profits have been higher than Alyssa Milano.Comment
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Peter Griffin: And this is where the Pilgrims landed at Fraggle Rock.Comment
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Peter Griffin: NOW.Comment
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[during a smoking conference]Comment
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Peter Griffin: Oh, Boy! I remember my first job. I was in a folk music trio.Comment
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Peter Griffin: Yeah, that'd be as fun as a lecture on ontological empiricism.Comment
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Peter Griffin: No, he's actually a guy, Quagmire.Comment
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Stewie Griffin: Oh wait. I should have said "chi wa-wa".Comment
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Peter Griffin: What'd I say?Comment
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Peter Griffin: Yes, now here's the plan. We'll enter through the air conditioning duct here. Which will be guarded by lasers three inches above the floor, now you'll have to squeeze yourself to the size of about a sponge and then crawl across the floor like a dolphin or some other amphibious mammal.Comment
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Adam West: I love this job more than I love taffy, and I'm a man who loves his taffy.Comment
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Chris Griffin: That would explain all the gravity.Comment
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Lois Griffin: Peter, Stewie peed on the carpet again.Comment
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Pool Boy: I'm sorry sir, you can't park your van on the diving board.Comment
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Peter Griffin: Since I took over as President our profits have been higher than Alyssa Milano.Comment
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[on buying a coffin... ]Comment
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Stewie Griffin: We're playing house.Comment
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Stewie Griffin: Really? I could have sworn it was cat food.Comment
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Peter Griffin: I'm looking for some toilet training books.Comment
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Peter Griffin: I'm going to go to the bathroom.Comment
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Peter Griffin: [Peter hears a farting sound]Comment
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Adam West: What in God's name is he doing?Comment
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Jeremy: Uhh, yeah... my white cell count.Comment
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Lois Griffin: Top drawer.Comment
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Stewie Griffin: [to Peter] You. You are the worst thing to happen to musical theater since Andrew Lloyd Webber.Comment
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[Peter and Chris are dressed in grass skirts]Comment
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Peter Griffin: Chris is not as smart as you think he is...Comment
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Tom Tucker: So, Dustin, it's been a while. I gotta say, you look great.Comment
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Peter Griffin: I didn't even fart until I was 18.Comment
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[Peter starts laughing uncontrollably]Comment
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Peter Griffin: What a waste. I'm still hungry.Comment
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Peter Griffin: Go on...Comment
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Quagmire: Hello there, cutie. How old are you?Comment
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Meg Griffin: Who are you?Comment
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Brian Griffin: Enis.Comment
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Peter Griffin: [Zips up pants] Hey Lois, I did it.Comment
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[flashback]Comment
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Tony Robbins: Tony Robbins hungry.Comment
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Woman: Pre-op.Comment
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Brian Griffin: ...uh, is that a beer hall?Comment
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[Lois is washing Stewie's hair in the sink]Comment
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Brian Griffin: Hola! Um... me, me llamo es Brian. Ahh, uh, um... Let's see, uh, nosotros queremos ir con ustedes.Comment
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[Peter drinks a glass of water and gets really bloated]Comment
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Brian Griffin: Peter, only one gift was for charity the rest where for the family.Comment
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Peter Griffin: What the hell is he talking about?Comment
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[watching Cricket on British TV]Comment
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Lois Griffin: That doesn't make any sense.Comment
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