[Flash back]
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Glen Quagmire: Hey, any of you ladies been penetrated?Comment
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Quagmire: I like where this is going.Comment
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Stewie Griffin: HE'S WEARING A WIRE.Comment
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[Flash Back to Peter in a net surrounded by apes with guns]Comment
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[he sees a Griffin fly by]Comment
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Stewie Griffin: 867-5309, yes that's it. Wait that's not it, damn you Tommy Two-Tone. Huh, only one thing to do 111-1111, Lois? Damn. 111-1112 Lois? DAMN. 111-1113...Comment
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Lois Griffin: Peter, he's not coming on to you. He's trying to tell you you're healthy.Comment
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Peter Griffin: [pauses] 40 bucks.Comment
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Peter Griffin: Do... do I hit 'im?Comment
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[during a smoking conference]Comment
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Peter Griffin: And they give us a lot of perks, too.Comment
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Peter Griffin: [Zips up pants] Hey Lois, I did it.Comment
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Judge: Mr. Griffin, we have undisputable evidence that not only were you ever not in the same room as Clarence Thomas, you were never even in the same state. What do you say for yourself?Comment
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Glen Quagmire: Tuesdays in the '80s I was always in bed by 8... and home by 11.Comment
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Peter Griffin: [singing to the tune of U Can't Touch this] Ah ah ah. Can't Touch Me/ Can't Touch me/ Ja ja ja ja just like the bad guy/ from Lethal Weapon 2/ I've got diplomatic Immunity/ so Hammer, you can't sue/ I can write graffiti even jay-walk in the streets/ I can Riot, loot, not give a hoot, and touch your sister's teat/ Can't touch me/ Can't touch me/Comment
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George: Oh 'I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Jane is sorry', I could've been killed.Comment
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Brian Griffin: You can't just ignore those years. Thomas Mann fled to America because of Nazism's stranglehold on Germany.Comment
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Tour Guide: We were invited. Punch vas served. Check vit Poland.Comment
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Stewie Griffin: I don't have toComment
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Brian Griffin: If you say "that's what she said" one more time, I am gonna pop you.Comment
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German Tour Guide: You vill find more on Germany's contributions to ze arts in ze pamphlets ve have provided.Comment
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Brian Griffin: Peter, those are Cheerios.Comment
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Stewie: Fine. Why do you ask?Comment
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Woman: Pervert.Comment
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Peter Griffin: This party couldn't be better if Jesus was here.Comment
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["Hollywood Squares" parody]Comment
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Tom Tucker: So, Dustin, it's been a while. I gotta say, you look great.Comment
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[walks inside with it, returns naked]Comment
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Doctor: ...Can't it be both?Comment
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[a parody of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory]Comment
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Peter Griffin: Hey, that's my kid.Comment
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Chris Griffin: I love you She Hulk.Comment
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Lois Griffin, Peter Griffin: IT NEVER HAPPENED!Comment
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Joe Swanson: Taylor Hanson is a guy.Comment
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Lois' Father: My jacket's in there, please don't write on it.Comment
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Peter Griffin: I'm a man jackass.Comment
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Psychiatrist: Does Stewie have a history of violence?Comment
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[throws his hand up in a Hitler salute]Comment
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Glen Quagmire: Taylor Hanson.Comment
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[They drive up]Comment
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Stewie: Hidden missile behind the Great Wall? Ancient Chinese secret, huh?Comment
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Lois Griffin: Honey, don't be silly. He's only a baby.Comment
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Peter Griffin: Chris, everything I say is a lie. Except that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that.Comment
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Glen Quagmire: Does this look like a Q to you?Comment
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Peter Griffin: You know those Germans; if you don't join the party, they come get you.Comment
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Peter Griffin: Well, someone tell this "cigarette" to shut up.Comment
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Death: You can't tell anyone that I'm here. For if you do, the consequences could be dire.Comment
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Chris: It's this girl. I can't talk to her. It's like girls are a different species or something.Comment
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