Peter Griffin: Hey, What's His Name?
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[she maces him]Comment
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Ghost: Geez, what's with you and the gay jokes?Comment
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Peter Griffin: That I wouldn't drink at the stag party.Comment
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Ticket Seller: Wait a minute... your ass just sneezed. And horses can't talk. No, no... nothing here adds up at all.Comment
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Guy on Street #1: Well, you tell me. Louie left his house at 2:15 and had to travel a distance 6.2 miles traveling at a rate of five miles a hour. When will Louie get here?Comment
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Englishman #1: I say, you know what's really funny? A man dressed in women's clothing.Comment
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Peter Griffin: Well, fine. Until you put 'Gumbel 2 Gumbel' back on the air, I'm going on a hunger strike. Can you live with that? Huh, can you?"Comment
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Lois Griffin: Oh no, this is Stewie's first violent act.Comment
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[cut to Peter & Chris watching a rich family eat]Comment
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[Peter and Brian have just jumped their car off a flatbed truck like The Dukes of Hazzard]Comment
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Englishman: Oh, let's get him.Comment
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Englishman: Oh Reginald... I disagree.Comment
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Stewie: Fine. Why do you ask?Comment
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[Peter is watching a beer commercial]Comment
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[the Jetsons parody]Comment
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[he sees a woman crying]Comment
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[he pushes a button on the G.I. Jew action figure]Comment
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Peter Griffin: I am so not competitive. In fact, I am the least non-competitive. So I win.Comment
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Chris Griffin: Oh, yeah? Well, what about the time she strangled our other sister?Comment
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Peter Griffin: ... tear...Comment
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Peter Griffin: No the rest were FROM the family... weren't they? Aw crap, since when did they change the meaning of for to from?Comment
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Lois Griffin: Stewie that's tuna salad.Comment
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Brian Griffin: I think they had a meeting about it last night.Comment
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Peter Griffin: It's no bother, is it Lois?Comment
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Stewie Griffin: Right, and you are a regular Rhodes Scholar yourself. Where did you graduate from? The University of Duuuuhhh?Comment
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Al Gore: Dick ArmyComment
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Francis Griffin: I don't want to be a bother.Comment
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Stewie Griffin: Now you can be somewhere else when the boys don't call.Comment
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Peter Griffin: Oh... Fine... Fine... I guess were also not going with Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Lowery's Seasoning Salt. (Peter Scoffs) That's it I'm going to 'Nam.Comment
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[Peter slaps Chris in the back of the head]Comment
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Quagmire: Thank you.Comment
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Stewie Griffin: [to his grandmother] I smell death on you.Comment
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[Family is talking about Peter's Drinking problem]Comment
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Peter Griffin: I'm looking for some toilet training books.Comment
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Coffin Salesman: What?Comment
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[Peter with Charles Manson and the Manson Family]Comment
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Stewie Griffin: Oh yes, you can be the dumpy teenage girl who cries backstage because no one finds her attractive.Comment
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Alyssa Milano: Of all the cheap shots... Joel.Comment
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Cameraman: You guys, we're still on in Boston.Comment
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Quagmire: I like where this is going.Comment
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[Tom and Diane stare in horror]Comment
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Stewie Griffin: Yea and God said to Abraham, "You will kill your son Issac." And Abraham said, "I can't hear you, you'll have to speak into the microphone." And God said, "Oh I'm sorry, Is this better? Check, check, check... Jerry, pull the high end out, I'm still getting some hiss back here."Comment
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Brian Griffin: Come on, I'll show the channel Lois doesn't know about.Comment
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Old Man: Hey, muscly arm, why the long face?Comment
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Jeff Foxworthy: You know your a redneck when your gun rack has a gun rack on it.Comment
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Peter Griffin: Look Lois, the two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a fat white guy who is threatened by change.Comment
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Stewie: I smell death on you.Comment
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Peter Griffin: Guys. I got invited to Sharon Tate's house. Now you can come, but you gotta promise not to embarrass me.Comment
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