Stewie Griffin: [after Lois tries to feed Stewie his broccoli "airplane style"] Damn you, damn the broccoli, and damn the Wright Brothers.
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[pause]Comment
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[to Lois]Comment
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[dialing number]Comment
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Stewie Griffin: [Picking up the phone] Hello, operator. Hello... Oh god, that's right you have to punch in the numbers nowadays. Uhhh, I should know this. Oh yes,Comment
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Meg: What?Comment
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[Brian and Stewie are catching a ride with Hispanic workers in Texas]Comment
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Chris Griffin: Then how come I've never heard of it?Comment
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Stewie Griffin: I don't have toComment
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Chris: You're funny. Bye.Comment
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G.I. Jew: You call these bagels?Comment
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Stewie Griffin: OK, Harold, what do you think of our Mad LibComment
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Glen Quagmire: Whoa. Transvestite, back off.Comment
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Francis Griffin: You're a good woman, Lois. Perhaps you won't burn in Hell after all. Maybe you'll just go to Purgatory with all the unbaptized babies.Comment
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Peter Griffin: Holy crap, that guy must've been wasted 24 hours a day.Comment
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Peter Griffin: I'm Lois. I brake for yard sales but I wont let Peter buy anything he likes like that neon beer sign with the chick who had two mugs for jugs. It was only $8 and we had a dozen places to put it.Comment
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Father: Well son, that's Mercury, the closest planet to the sun. What it's doing down here on the wharf I haven't the foggiest, we should probably go ask a scientist.Comment
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[Peter starts laughing]Comment
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Grinch: You think you have won, you think all is well. Well kiss my green ass, I'll see you in hell.Comment
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German Tour Guide: You vill find more on Germany's contributions to ze arts in ze pamphlets ve have provided.Comment
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Cleveland: I believe it's the worm.Comment
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Coffin Salesman: Sir that casket costs $1000.Comment
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Brian Griffin: They sent you a card but it said 'For Peter' on it so you must have thought it was FROM you, so you didn't uh, you know it's just easier to call you stupid.Comment
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Peter Griffin: [pauses] 40 bucks.Comment
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Bing Crosby: That's right Peter, and if your kids give you any lip you can beat them with a sack of sweet Velency Oranges. They won't leave a bruise and it'll let 'em know who's boss, there's nooo doubt about it.Comment
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Stewie Griffin: You. Cut my eggs.Comment
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Meg Griffin: Oh, come on.Comment
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[walks into an outhouse]Comment
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Chris Griffin: You should invent the frisbee! The frisbee is an awesome toy!Comment
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Glen Quagmire: Tuesdays in the '80s I was always in bed by 8... and home by 11.Comment
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Peter Griffin: Son, I'm watching the game, you know what to do.Comment
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[during a smoking conference]Comment
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Migrant Worker: Que?Comment
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Chris Griffin: That would explain all the gravity.Comment
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Woman: Stewie, you want a cookie?Comment
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Al Gore: Dick ArmyComment
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Stewie Griffin: Oh, for God's sake, does anyone wait to put an end to this nuisance.Comment
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Peter Griffin: Jeez Brian, where do you think you are, Payless?Comment
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Bing Crosby: That's right Peter, and if your kids give you any lip you can beat them with a sack of sweet Velency Oranges. They won't leave a bruise and it'll let 'em know who's boss, there's nooo doubt about it.Comment
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Chris Griffin: Then how come I've never heard of it?Comment
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[Peter is trying to potty-train Stewie]Comment
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Hillbilly #1: Dangit, Buck, I wanna use the sex box.Comment
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Meg Griffin: The frisbee's already been invented.Comment
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[Hanson has showed up, asking to use the phone]Comment
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[clears throat]Comment
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Brian: Peter, your excuses are lamer than FDR's legs.Comment
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Glen Quagmire: Hey, any of you ladies been penetrated?Comment
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Chris Griffin: I love you She Hulk.Comment
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Peter Griffin: I've been watching television so much the shows are starting to run together.Comment
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Stewie Griffin: Oh, you made flag girl. Great.Comment
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