Peter Griffin: Uh, what could me and you do together?
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Stewie: Very well, what are the stakes if I win?Comment
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Peter Griffin: Everyone leave. I have to poop.Comment
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Stewie Griffin: What the hell is this?Comment
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Lois Griffin: Don't try to pawn this off on your sister! She's a good girl!Comment
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Quagmire: Eighteen? You're first.Comment
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Peter Griffin: Okay, Okay. How many dirty stinkin' apes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three: One dirty stinkin' ape to screw in the light bulb, and two dirty stinkin' apes to throw faeces at each other. Hehehehehehe.Comment
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[Peter starts laughing uncontrollably]Comment
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Peter Griffin: Wow, is that really the blood of Christ?Comment
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Peter Griffin: No, he's actually a guy, Quagmire.Comment
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Glen Quagmire: The Griffins. Bunch of card-carrying Commies if you ask me. All right.Comment
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Police Officer: Hey. That's Against the law. You're coming with me.Comment
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Peter Griffin: You gonna eat that stapler?Comment
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Stewie Griffin: Oh, you made flag girl. Great.Comment
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Cleveland: I believe it's the worm.Comment
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Peter Griffin: Uh... my name is...Comment
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Peter Griffin: Do... do I hit 'im?Comment
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Meg, Chris: MOM.Comment
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Peter Griffin: I'm looking for some toilet training books.Comment
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Peter Griffin: It doesn't have to. I'm beautiful.Comment
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[dialing number]Comment
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[Joe Swanson is in a fight with the Grinch]Comment
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Brian: Why don't you shut up for about a week?Comment
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[the Griffins are being relocated to the South]Comment
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[pause]Comment
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Quagmire: I like where this is going.Comment
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Jane: I'm sorry.Comment
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Peter Griffin: Well, someone tell this "cigarette" to shut up.Comment
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[Shows them in a movie theater]Comment
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Stewie Griffin: [after Brian cries hysterically] I guess now we know what kind of dog he is. A "melancollie".Comment
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Peter Griffin: BABBA BOUI. BABBA BOUI. BABBA BOUI. HOWARD STERN'S PENIS. BABBA BOUI. BABBA BOUI.Comment
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Brian Griffin: Peter, only one gift was for charity the rest where for the family.Comment
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Lois Griffin: Peter. You're bribing your daughter with a car?Comment
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[flashback]Comment
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Stewie Griffin: I've got a better idea. Let's go play "swallow the stuff under the sink."Comment
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Elroy: But...Comment
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Diet Institute Worker: Hey, don't worry, it's just a really fat kid.Comment
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Peter Griffin: Well, we almost got that one for insect study.Comment
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Lois Griffin: Peter, what did you promise me last night?Comment
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Brian: You recently returned from the Philippines. Where you made love to two Filipino women. And a man.Comment
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Peter Griffin: You know what I haven't had in a while? Big League Chew.Comment
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Stewie: Very well, what are the stakes if I win?Comment
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Peter Griffin: You all know how observant I am.Comment
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Stewie Griffin: Mother, I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint: it's in my diaper and it's not a toaster.Comment
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Waiter: Uh, I can't sir, it's liquid.Comment
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Chris Griffin: Oh, yeah? Well, what about the time she strangled our other sister?Comment
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Stewie Griffin: Wait. That man seems to have suffered a rather serious snake bite.Comment
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[Peter is trying to potty-train Stewie]Comment
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Tour guide: I vill hear no more insinuations about the German people. Nothing bad happened. Sie werden sich hinsetzen. Sie werden ruhig sein. Sie werden nicht beleidigen Deutschland. (You will sit down. You will shut up. You will not insult Germany.)Comment
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Stewie: and something very tasty for big, fat you.Comment
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