Great Business Opportunity - Start a Church

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  • cherrylula
    lol
    • Jan 2002
    • 15969

    #1

    Great Business Opportunity - Start a Church

    Incorporate your Ministry! So easy anyone can do it!

    Outlined in four easy steps, including new state editions!

    http://www.startchurch.com/

    Let Us Show You How!!

    One of the most commonly asked questions from ministers who feel called to start a church is, "How do I get my church charter?" Though the answer is simple, many ministers have a difficult time getting an answer. The definition of the word charter is:

    A document issued by a sovereign, legislature, or other authority, creating a public or private corporation, such as a city, {church}, college, or bank, and defining its privileges and purposes.1

    To get a charter for your church all you have to do is incorporate your church. When you incorporate your church the state then grants your church legal status (a charter) and it becomes a new entity. It is that simple.

    If God has called you to start a church, and you have been seeking how to get your church charter, seek no more. Click here and get the book "How To Incorporate Your Church."
  • =^..^=
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2002
    • 6935

    #2
    im too afraid to ask how or why you found this
    #RememberYourRoots #AaronMForGFYHOF

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    • Nysus
      Confirmed User
      • Aug 2001
      • 7817

      #3
      Is that a get-rich-quick scheme? I wonder if it works nowadays.. Heh.

      Cheers,
      Matt
      What name is pr0 / Untouched Markets using these days? Untouched Markets - pr0 - Refund My Money Now

      Someone owes me $2,000 because they didn't do any work that was paid for *pointing at pr0 / William / UntouchedMarkets*

      See http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?p=16744521 and for more detailed see http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=948645

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      • unconnected
        Confirmed User
        • Aug 2001
        • 1025

        #4
        its been working for 5000 years man.. the best all time get rich quick schemes ever invented..

        Why on earth do you think they would spend the time to write that huge long and boring fairy tale other that to make a shitload of money and control people absolutely?
        "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music."
        Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989

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        • cherrylula
          lol
          • Jan 2002
          • 15969

          #5
          I hope they hurry up with some "Start your own Church" late night info-mercials.

          This country needs more churches dammit.

          j/k, but perhaps I will end up in some broken down building with a bell on top, deep in the forest near the ocean cliffs.... if its a write off why not.

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          • goBigtime
            Confirmed User
            • Nov 2002
            • 7761

            #6
            Churches can be tax exempt


            Though I think the church of scientology had some complications with this one and ultimately had to pay off / settle with the IRS to achieve their tax exempt status.

            So don't think you can just go out and form a one person church and stop paying taxes.

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            • dougeetx
              Confirmed User
              • Apr 2002
              • 6163

              #7
              I became an ordained minister online at http://www.ulc.org
              Coming Soon! A NEW revolution in black adult social networking!

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              • escorpio
                doesn't fuck around.
                • Oct 2002
                • 23489

                #8
                I've always thought I should have my own religion. Could you find me a site on how to convince the gullible I'm a deity?
                Unvaxxed, still alive.

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                • goBigtime
                  Confirmed User
                  • Nov 2002
                  • 7761

                  #9
                  "The Church of Sacrilege" appears to be available

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                  • bigdog
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jul 2001
                    • 6964

                    #10
                    i was thinking about this the other day

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                    • Lykos
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Apr 2003
                      • 31027

                      #11
                      Damn

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                      • zentz
                        Confirmed User
                        • Nov 2003
                        • 8062

                        #12
                        lol
                        Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 | Protraffic.com ~ $2600 | XonDemand.com ~ $3000

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                        • Repetitive Monkey
                          Confirmed User
                          • Feb 2004
                          • 3505

                          #13
                          Scientology knows all about this.

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                          • Wilbo
                            Confirmed User
                            • Feb 2001
                            • 2082

                            #14
                            I've always wanted to start a site named BuyYourWayIntoHeaven.com . If you commited a sin all you have to do is make a donation to God. All prices will be posted. Murder is $100,000.00, rape $50,000.00 and so on. I would have diferent specials every week, like Masturbation $50.00 or 3 for $75.00, but they have to be in a row without stopping. Just send you check made out to Buy Your Way Into Heaven Inc. and God will get it, I'll see to it since we share the same P.O. Box

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                            • cherrylula
                              lol
                              • Jan 2002
                              • 15969

                              #15
                              Hey maybe I could help out all those people with genital piercings in Georgia.

                              They just need a religious excuse for their body mods.

                              Religious excuses, its the American way.

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                              • Honeyslut
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jan 2001
                                • 6436

                                #16
                                Originally posted by cherrylula
                                Hey maybe I could help out all those people with genital piercings in Georgia.

                                They just need a religious excuse for their body mods.

                                Religious excuses, its the American way.

                                I heard about that on the alternative radio station today. Fucking unbelievable.


                                http://nakedlunchnews.comWhat's up ? Naked Lunch News !

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                                • HeebyJeeby
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Mar 2004
                                  • 161

                                  #17
                                  I'm gonna start the Church of Joe Peschi and George Carlin is gonna be the new Pope.
                                  List your fetish sites at http://www.fetishnetwork.net/.

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                                  • kimzar
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Mar 2004
                                    • 1874

                                    #18

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