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Desperate call for help, I loose my job in 2 weeks.

03-15-2002, 02:21 PM

Just found out that 2 weeks from today 16/3 I will loose my other work I have becides working as a bouncer, I also work as a security guard at a mall. My security company have lost that to another security company.

This will mean they will place me and my co workers I worked with in the docks and we will have to work night shifts only.....my girl is NOT happy about this and this will not be to good for my own temper or our relationship.

Now to my request and this is a call for help I havent been feeling this low for along time in my life but right now everything sux really bad.

My plan from today was to make the porn bizz my fulltime work but like I said....I got 2 fucking weeks

I make some nice extra cash on my only site sofar wwww.cumdojo.com but what I would need is someone to teach me some tricks to make sites grow fast and make a profit.

Damn I feel like shit having to ask this here because I see as I read this it looks like a fucking newbie post.

But this is a final call for help guys and girls....you dont have to post it here you can add me on icq or mail me.

I dont expect to be a millionare in 2 weeks....but I need to make at least 3000$ a month on a new site besides cumdojo.

I dont know if this is possible but can sure need some pointers because I fucking felt like killing myslefe today when I found out I have to move to that fucking dock shift.....

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03-15-2002, 02:22 PM

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03-15-2002, 02:22 PM

amp, that's not the right answer!

Get a hitbot.
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03-15-2002, 02:26 PM

it's to make a nice clean new space to install the hitbot.

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03-15-2002, 02:27 PM

I'm sorry to hear this but i can't help you out. If you really get tight I might want to buy your current TGP it's probably not what
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03-15-2002, 02:29 PM

Well im NOT gonna sell cumdojo I still need that extra cash..but what I do need is 3000$ more per month to be able to do this fulltime and tell those fuckers to drop dead and blow the dock straight to hell.

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03-15-2002, 02:29 PM

with that money you can easily buy a hitbot....

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03-15-2002, 02:30 PM

trust me,,, your best option is find another job,,,, there is no secret formula you'll find in the next two weeks to find what your seeking,,
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03-15-2002, 02:31 PM

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format c:

If I even encounter any crises I'm sure to contact you for help.

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03-15-2002, 02:31 PM

2 free tips:

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2: don't say no too fast.....in 2 weeks you might change your mind and I might not be interested

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03-15-2002, 02:32 PM

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If I even encounter any crises I'm sure to contact you for help.

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03-15-2002, 02:35 PM

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I am all-knowing.

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03-15-2002, 02:37 PM

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That's all you need? Communist.

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03-15-2002, 02:38 PM

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Communist? I thought he was an oracle, sitting on a lonely mountaintop with only a cave full of opimum and a laptop and gazillion batteries for it.

come on man.... don't be ridiculous.

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03-15-2002, 02:39 PM

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come on man.... don't be ridiculous.

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03-15-2002, 02:39 PM

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come on man.... don't be ridiculous.

it's solar.

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03-15-2002, 02:40 PM

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03-15-2002, 02:48 PM

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03-15-2002, 02:48 PM

mass submit tgp2 galleries for the next 2 weeks.
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03-15-2002, 02:51 PM

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mass submit tgp2 galleries for the next 2 weeks.
that should do it.
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03-15-2002, 02:53 PM

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03-15-2002, 02:56 PM

Ok, your off to a good start with one site, now buil 999 more. that will give you a good base to work with.

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03-15-2002, 02:57 PM

Why dont you work for nastydollars ?
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03-15-2002, 03:06 PM

Originally posted by CumSensei
I also work as a security guard at a mall.

If it is going to take $3000 a month to replace your current pay they must pay security guards in Sweden alot more than they do here in the US.

Sorry that I can't help you out but I don't know what the hell I'm doing myself.

I was looking for a job, and then I found a job
And heaven knows I'm miserable now
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03-15-2002, 03:09 PM

Well the 3000$ is because here in sweden we pay like 30% tax when we work but if we run our own company like I am to if I could make a living of this we pay like 45-50% taxes....so that dosent leave much over to live by.

I make like 1200$ amonth as a security guard.
Plus the extra cash from cumdojo so thats pretty cool. But pay like 45% in taxes I need more income to say GOOD BUY to my security work

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03-15-2002, 03:29 PM

Hey Cumsensei

If you're not running your own company now then DON'T register to run one when you lose your job... Just be a person making some money,(hopefully enough to fully live off) doing your hobby

$3000 in 2 weeks,(assuming US currency) is kinda funny less you have lots of traffic or content and have yet to fully utilise it properly.

Money begets money... If you had some money then $3000 in 2 weeks could be do-able, cepting you would have to wait the extra 2 to 4 weeks to get paid by the sponser billers

Btw I thought in another thread you were doing exceedingly well with NastyDollars, what's happened with that, you wrote of really great conversions, maybe you should buy some traffic and pump it to them on your site if you can convert them so well, it's still $35 payout per trial signup isn't it?

2.86 Signups per day with Nasty should get you the $3000 per month.

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03-15-2002, 03:35 PM

Ripp, iam pretty sure he's full of shit, look at him now ?
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03-15-2002, 03:41 PM

Wish you the best. But $3000/month quite much to start with. I also run my own business in sweden but you gotta be realistic. You wont make $3000 in just some weeks

Keep it up and cut your living expenses abit. atleast for some year(s) when starting your own business.
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03-15-2002, 03:42 PM

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03-15-2002, 04:23 PM

you need $3k per month more than u make now? i can live on less than $3k per month. but i dont have a ferrari, or a nice house, or a lot of ho's to spend it all.

live simple.... save 50%, invest 40% back in ur biz, spend 10% to live

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03-15-2002, 06:44 PM

Cum Sensei how the fuck can you live from $1200 in Sweden the beer and cigarettes are so fucking expensive overthere ? 5 months back i was in Randers and cigarettes where around $7/pack , $6/beer the only thing that is nice are the blond girls overthere hehe
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03-15-2002, 10:04 PM

I do run my own company allready the problem is the small amount im allready pay taxes for wont last long...thats why I need a boost. Of tome kind do be able to live of the money. I dont say and I did say I dont expect to be a millionare and have a ferrari and a fancy house...you see the name Angered in my profile....thats not a fancy place let me tell you that.

But some people have allready contact me to help me out and I have to see what they can do and I can do for them.

I dont wanna work in the docks.

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03-15-2002, 10:34 PM

Originally posted by Pipecrew
Ripp, iam pretty sure he's full of shit, look at him now ?

You dont know shit about me.
Yes I still convert like crazy on nastydollars but the problem is I dont have that much traffic going to them...maby like a few K per month they make me like 800 bucks on VERRY little traffic.

Pipe crew I dont know what you got against me but just because I happen to convert is that a problem for you and your little brain?

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03-15-2002, 10:48 PM

$3000 US is alot of money. I'm surprised you need all that.
In Canada 3000/month would be 56K a year!
I think the average full time worker in Canada makes about 40K a year.

Your like the type of person who acts "poor" because you drive a BMW, when you can't afford to drive a Porsche.

Just work at it and you will make money. There is no "magical" answer that will give you $3000 right off the bat.
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03-15-2002, 11:07 PM

I drive a audi 80 2.0E made 1990.

Im in no way rich

Well its the taxes for having your own company that kills all the income here in sweden.

Thats why I almost need 3000 or at least 2000 more to be able to live of this shit.

45% tax is not good

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03-15-2002, 11:38 PM

take $200 buy 4 or 5 486 computers running linux. hook them to a 14.4 modem and offer free web hosting after everyone signs up and puts their gallery pages on them, you can add huge headers and footers.
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03-16-2002, 12:09 AM

d00d - just stop paying taxes
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03-16-2002, 12:10 AM

Is it just me or is anybodyelse thinking 'boo-fucking-hoo'
I held down a job i hated, working crappy graveyard shifts for an absolute asshole when i started in this business but i knew there was no other way, you do WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO...and eventually after hours of hardwork i was able to toss in the job..

There appears to be this common misconception that making a dollar in this business is a walk in the park - it might be for some, but the rest of us slave over a computer screen for months (while still holding down a job) until we finally break the surface and get a nice steady stream of traffic...

I sincerely do wish you all the best - but have to say you need to treat this business as a profit stream whereby you may one day be in the position to rely solely upon it for revenue; in the meantime do what everyonelse does and get a job!

I'm sure there are more security positions available where you live - worse case scenario - sweat it out at the docs, if your relationship with your girlfriend would suffer because of your late working hours, then i would personally be worried.....imagine if you had no option for work whatsoever? at least theres a job available for you....quite whining and get out and get out roll your sleeves up and work hard like the rest of the world...
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03-16-2002, 08:55 AM

Originally posted by kazzmac
Is it just me or is anybodyelse thinking 'boo-fucking-hoo'

no...just you.

There appears to be this common misconception that making a dollar in this business is a walk in the park

Uh...I dont think he has that misconceptation. This is a guy who has built a very popular niche website and has had it for (I think) 2 years. He works 2 jobs and still has the time to work on his site and galleries everyday. I work 1 job and find it can be tough sometimes and this guy works 2. If that's what you call lazy then I'd like to see what you call hard working

quite whining and get out and get out roll your sleeves up and work hard like the rest of the world...

Youre an asshole. He's not whining, he's obviously a hard worker and just looking for some advice. Considering his contribution to our industry and his honest reputation I think he deserves it and I hope he got it.
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03-16-2002, 09:06 AM

CumSensei, if I were in your shoes I'd be making galleries and free sites everyday and sending them out. Within a month or 2 you should definetely be able to make more than $500 a week USD.

At this point you must have some webmaster-buddies that run some popular tgp's and will throw you a bone and give you some top spots on the house to help you get started.

I'd also keep looking for work but I think this losing your job might be a blessing in disguise to force you to work fulltime in the industry and make a lot more than you were making it doing it part time.
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03-16-2002, 12:14 PM

I've just a few things to say... First of all.. I'm absolutely disgusted when I read the mindless postings of you unjustifiably haughty people. Your feeble attempts at wit and humour are, at best, preposterous.

This person was only earnestly asking for some help and advice. It's not at all unrealistic to make $3000/USD per month doing this. You people who mock him for that are nothing. Nothing. That's a drop in the bucket. I'm sure you've all been in the business for a few months, or a few years even, but look at you. None of you have made anything (Collectively speaking, of course). I'm appauled at how a lowly graphics designer (amputate your head) can take act so ostentatiously. I find it so amusing how you toil in front of your computers for hours, trying your best to get your brain to throw two or three strings of thought together and muster up even an ounce of creativity and post a few TGP galleries, or whatever it is that you do, whilst there are some making millions upon millions of dollars who started at the same time as you, if not sooner. How does it feel to know that you are nothing? How do you come to terms with the reality that your whole life is a waste? I suppose you push that truth to the back of your mind -- and you slander people on the GFY message board to make yourself feel as if your existence has any element of utility to it. But, despite all the ostensibility, and all the pretention.. your incessant mocking of others, and such, you really are nothing more than a few scavengers sitting in front of your computer screen, chomping at the bits. Chomp away boys.

Cumsensei, I will reply to you in email, as I don't want to give these people any information (The chance of their minds processing anything that is posted is slightly higher than nil at best, but I still wouldn't want to risk it).

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03-16-2002, 12:19 PM

While I'm thinking about it, I feel it necessary to note that I really appreciate those who offer genuine assistance, such as Clay (in this post). It's not oft that you run across people like that.. Most allow huge salaries of $3000 per month from TGP postings inflate their trailer park bread minds.

Thanks Clay.. you're very nice.
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03-16-2002, 12:59 PM

Originally posted by CumSensei

Pipe crew I dont know what you got against me but just because I happen to convert is that a problem for you and your little brain?

Well this little brain of mine, could buy and sell your ass I just find it really funny that you talked all big a few days back and now you come out and say you are shit....... I LOVE IT!!!!!! nothing makes me happier then seeing the Self Proclaimed Fail

Donnie Gangsta, intill i see you posting screenshots of yourself making over 3000/month then you arent shit.... so come back when you can prove that ok ?
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03-16-2002, 01:02 PM

Originally posted by Donnie Gangsta
I've just a few things to say... First of all.. I'm absolutely disgusted when I read the mindless postings of you unjustifiably haughty people. Your feeble attempts at wit and humour are, at best, preposterous.

This person was only earnestly asking for some help and advice. It's not at all unrealistic to make $3000/USD per month doing this. You people who mock him for that are nothing. Nothing. That's a drop in the bucket. I'm sure you've all been in the business for a few months, or a few years even, but look at you. None of you have made anything (Collectively speaking, of course). I'm appauled at how a lowly graphics designer (amputate your head) can take act so ostentatiously. I find it so amusing how you toil in front of your computers for hours, trying your best to get your brain to throw two or three strings of thought together and muster up even an ounce of creativity and post a few TGP galleries, or whatever it is that you do, whilst there are some making millions upon millions of dollars who started at the same time as you, if not sooner. How does it feel to know that you are nothing? How do you come to terms with the reality that your whole life is a waste? I suppose you push that truth to the back of your mind -- and you slander people on the GFY message board to make yourself feel as if your existence has any element of utility to it. But, despite all the ostensibility, and all the pretention.. your incessant mocking of others, and such, you really are nothing more than a few scavengers sitting in front of your computer screen, chomping at the bits. Chomp away boys.

Send me some of the crack you've been smokin' bro.... I could use a buzz like the one you're on.

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03-16-2002, 01:05 PM

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03-16-2002, 01:07 PM

hehe.... I was just thinking... "god.... another Amp basher.... do I really wanna touch this? I'm in a great mood.... it's sunny out... good music to work to..... got my Hawaiian shirt on here.... do I really wanna get into it with this crackhead?"

I almost told myself no.....

but then I went and got a beer.....

bring it on douchebag.....

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03-16-2002, 01:29 PM

I have a feeling CumShotSensi and Donnie Homo are the same person... get lensman to look at the Ips
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03-16-2002, 01:34 PM

either way, this should be fun..... let's do this one "thread spillover" style.... that way CumSensei can maintain his quest here.... plus it'll be more fun....

big clue comin' in a few minutes... stay tuned!

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03-16-2002, 01:58 PM

Originally posted by CumSensei
Well im NOT gonna sell cumdojo I still need that extra cash..but what I do need is 3000$ more per month to be able to do this fulltime and tell those fuckers to drop dead and blow the dock straight to hell.

is that a terrorist threat?

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