Stewie Griffin: Oh, you made flag girl. Great.
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Peter Griffin: You gonna eat that stapler?Comment
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Cleveland: Quagmire, you forgot to say "Oh".Comment
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George: GO TO YOUR ROOM. For 45 minutes I was out there screaming. I know that because my damn watch is broken.Comment
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Pearl Burton: What is this, diarrhea soup?Comment
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Stewie Griffin: [to a masseuse] Sh, sh, sh, no conversation.Comment
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[looks at agent's name tag]Comment
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Brian Griffin: Anus.Comment
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Jane: Oh my God. George.Comment
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George: Go to your room, Elroy.Comment
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Stewie: What the deuce?Comment
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Chris Griffin: I need an adult. I need an adult.Comment
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Adam West: I love this job more than I love taffy, and I'm a man who loves his taffy.Comment
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Max Weinstein: Hey!Comment
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[Peter and his new "posse" have just come in the door]Comment
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Old Man: Who needs them? You like Popsicles?Comment
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Brian Griffin: Here's my secret. PUT DOWN THE FORK!Comment
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Stewie Griffin: Oh, you made flag girl. Great.Comment
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Glen Quagmire: Taylor Hanson.Comment
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Chris Griffin: I love you She Hulk.Comment
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Salesman: Ah, then you'll want 'you're a naughty, naughty boy, and that's concentrated evil coming out the back of you'.Comment
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Guy on Street #1: Well, you tell me. Louie left his house at 2:15 and had to travel a distance 6.2 miles traveling at a rate of five miles a hour. When will Louie get here?Comment
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Englishman #2: Yes, quite. Ripping good laugh.Comment
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Glen Quagmire: Oh god. Oh my god. I've got all these magazines. Oh god.Comment
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Hillbilly #1: Dangit, Buck, I wanna use the sex box.Comment
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Peter Griffin: Not as painful as a tire iron upside your head.Comment
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Peter Griffin: Oh, I hate it when your mother worries. She usually says things like "I told you so" and "Stop doing that, I'm asleep."Comment
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Peter Griffin: I'll take it, but I won't pay a cent over $60.Comment
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Brian Griffin: I'm really enjoying playing golf.Comment
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[the Griffins have inherited a mansion. Stewie is being waited on]Comment
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Peter Griffin: Hey, what do you say for no, doo-doo?Comment
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Cult Leader: Are you a confused adolescent desperately seeking acceptance from an undifferentiated ego mass that demands conformity?Comment
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Brian Griffin: And remember the time when you had an Irish Coffee before we went to see "Philadelphia"?Comment
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Stewie: [to Meg] It's eerie, isn't it. Like looking into the future.Comment
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Brian Griffin: Okay, insert rod support A into slot B.Comment
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Peter Griffin: Lois, the bar has been taken over by a bunch of lousy, limey, no-good, tea-sucking British bastards.Comment
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Glen Quagmire: Just checkin'.Comment
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Peter: I need a Jew.Comment
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Peter Griffin: NOW.Comment
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[on buying a coffin... ]Comment
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Pawtucket Pat: Take a drink, and you'll sink, to a world of pure inebriation.Comment
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Bing Crosby: Are you givin' me lip boy? Because I'll take this belt off and put the smack down on you, is that what you want?Comment
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[the Jetsons parody]Comment
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Lois Griffin: Now Chris, these are called "plantains". In fact, some women prefer them to normal size bananas because they're exotic and flavorful, and very very special.Comment
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[while Peter is changing Stewie]Comment
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Peter Griffin: What a waste. I'm still hungry.Comment
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Peter Griffin: No the rest were FROM the family... weren't they? Aw crap, since when did they change the meaning of for to from?Comment
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Peter Griffin: Uh, what could me and you do together?Comment
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Stewie: Very well, what are the stakes if I win?Comment
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Peter Griffin: Everyone leave. I have to poop.Comment
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