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My name aint fred flinstone but i'll make your bedrock!
Hey sweetheart, you see my friend over there (point). He wants to know if you would fuck ME!
I'm easy. Are you?
The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
You have 206 bones in your body...you want 1 more.
I want to kiss you passionately on the lips, and then move up to your belly-button.
Is that a keg in your pants...because I'd love to tap that ass.Comment
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"Would you mind raising your left foot? You're standing on the end my dick."
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good oneOriginally posted by Pipecrew
Wanna Makeout?
So Wanna Makeout?
Are we going to makeout or what?
70% success rate, If asked repeatedly, it increases to 80%Comment
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IF you were a girl
"The real party is in my mouth, and everyone is coming"
Heard it in a porn :D HAHA
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You:"Do you know what donkey punching is?"
Her:"No."
You:"Sweet, Drink this..."Insert Value Here.Comment
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I wanna rape you.
Works 99,5% of the time.Comment
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HahahaOriginally posted by NaughtyJenn
girl are you retarded?
cause i think your special
lol
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You would look good in my PorscheComment
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You walk up to a girl and say "Hi....hmmmm....hmmmmm.... ohh shit someone farted, lets get out of here!"Comment
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Hey baby, if I flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?sig too bigComment
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I bet if my cock was in your mouth you couldn't say take it out : )opinions are like assholes.................
"They aren't after me, they are AFTER YOU! Im just in their way"
-D.J. TrumpComment
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AMAZING!Originally posted by kowntafit
Here is the ultimate pick up line.
If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
Use it wisely.
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