Do you think you're funny?

laugh at this!

i'm funny





looking..



lol

I'm ugly looking and my mother dresses me funny...

"There is no doubt in my mind..."

i'm not funny... but people laugh at me...

I AM A FUCKING RIOT.

I am very funny I laugh at all my own jokes and if you don't think that i'm funny...

Got a room full of them!

http://www.uzha.com/

i laugh at you.



was i supposed to be laughing with you?

same here

I crack myself up every time

the funny police are coming to get you all

he good fella , how funny? you mean like a clown?


(Tommy has just told a story that's cracked up the entire company of gangsters at a table)
Henry: (laughing hard) Really funny. Really funny.
Tommy: Whattya mean I'm funny?
Henry: You're just funny, y'know, the story. It's funny. You're a funny guy.
Tommy: Whattya mean? They way I talk? What?
Henry: It's just, y'know, it's just funny, you know the way you tell the story and everything ...
Tommy: Funny how? I mean, what's funny about it?
Anthony (Frank Adonis): (worried) Tommy, no, you got it all wrong ...
Tommy: Whoa, whoa Anthony! He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What'd you say? Funny how? What?
Henry: Just you know you're funny.
Tommy: You mean, let me understand this ... cuz I ... maybe its me, maybe I'm a little fucked up maybe. I'm funny how, I mean funny, like I'm a clown? I amuse you. I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? Whattya you mean funny? Funny how? How am I funny?
Henry: I don't know just ... you know how you tell the story. What?
Tommy: No, no I don't know. You said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. (yelling now) How the fuck am I funny? What the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me. Tell me what's funny?
(Long suspenseful pause: is someone going to die?)
Henry (cracking up): Get the fuck outta here!
(everyone laughs, the tension is gone)
Tommy: Ya motherfucker, I almost had him! I almost had him! You stuttering prick here! Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning!!

I laugh on other people jokes, dance on other people's weddings, and cry on other peoples funerals.

my price is $100/ hour

yes i do.

sometimes

Only in company of alikes..

I try too hard sometimes ... I'm not really a funny guy honestly too down to earth sometimes

I'm a hoot! I laugh more at my own jokes though because most people are of a lower intellect than myself so they don't get my deep jokes. Pity.