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  • Persius
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    • Jul 2003
    • 11779
    #1

    Best Pick up Lines ("Quotes")

    Im trying to think of a lot of funny ones


    Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!


    Hey baby you know karate?...Cuz your body is KICKIN"


    Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.

    Are your legs tired? No.. because you have been running in my mind all day...

    HAVE any good ones share
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    • Pipecrew
      Master of Gfy.com
      • Feb 2002
      • 14888
      #2
      Wanna Makeout?
      So Wanna Makeout?
      Are we going to makeout or what?


      70% success rate, If asked repeatedly, it increases to 80%

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        • KMR Stitch
          I am cool
          • Jul 2003
          • 14494
          #3
          Do you want to play Army?

          Ok I will lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.


          did it hurt when you fell from heaven (old)


          Where is your mother? So I can thank her!

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            • Persius
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              • Jul 2003
              • 11779
              #4
              If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK

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                • nosey
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                  • Feb 2003
                  • 14413
                  #5
                  wanna fuck

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                    • Persius
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                      • Jul 2003
                      • 11779
                      #6
                      Originally posted by nosey
                      wanna fuck

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                        • Donny
                          As you wish...
                          • May 2002
                          • 13754
                          #7
                          Originally posted by nosey
                          wanna fuck

                          I just tried this line out on Sierra. She's looking at me with a very nastly look on her face and shaking her head in disgust.

                          Damn.

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                            • Mr. Marks
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jun 2001
                              • 7517
                              #8
                              The ones posted does not sound like pick up lines, they are more like jokes. Sorry, I never used any pick up line. Can't contribute.

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                                • Babagirls
                                  Text Writer
                                  • Feb 2001
                                  • 18812
                                  #9
                                  YOU: "Ya wanna dance??"

                                  them: "No!"

                                  YOU: "no, i SAID you look FAT in those PANTS!"





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                                    • NaughtyJenn
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                                      • Apr 2003
                                      • 7355
                                      #10
                                      girl are you retarded?

                                      cause i think your special


                                      lol

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                                        • Babagirls
                                          Text Writer
                                          • Feb 2001
                                          • 18812
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by NaughtyJenn
                                          girl are you retarded?

                                          cause i think your special


                                          lol
                                          Muahahaha!!




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                                            • broke
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                                              • Aug 2003
                                              • 4501
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by nosey
                                              wanna fuck
                                              You left out the 'Nice shoes....' prefix.

                                              Perfect Gonzo

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                                                • NiTe-HaWk
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                                                  • Jul 2003
                                                  • 1196
                                                  #13
                                                  girl are you retarded?

                                                  cause i think your special
                                                  lol I needed a laugh.
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                                                    • Strife
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                                                      • Aug 2001
                                                      • 4534
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Babagirls
                                                      YOU: "Ya wanna dance??"

                                                      them: "No!"

                                                      YOU: "no, i SAID you look FAT in those PANTS!"
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                                                        • Strife
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                                                          • Aug 2001
                                                          • 4534
                                                          #15
                                                          Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.
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                                                            • reynold
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                              • 51271
                                                              #16
                                                              You complete me...
                                                              -from Jerry Magguire

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                                                                • Plan9
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Jul 2003
                                                                  • 1801
                                                                  #17
                                                                  My personal favorite:


                                                                  "Hey, are you gonna walk to your car by yourself later? cause Ill be over here watching you all night..."

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                                                                    • VirtuMike
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                                                                      • May 2002
                                                                      • 2483
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Can I buy you a pepsi?
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                                                                        • loverboy
                                                                          When it rains, it pours
                                                                          • May 2003
                                                                          • 20609
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by Persius
                                                                          If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK

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                                                                            • strobi
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Nov 2002
                                                                              • 7383
                                                                              #20
                                                                              shut up and bend over (works!)

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                                                                                • Seb From Holland
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • May 2002
                                                                                  • 2747
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Here's mine:

                                                                                  There are two chicks standing in a club near the dancefloor.

                                                                                  One fucking hot sexy chick and her ugly fat girlfriend.

                                                                                  So you walk up to them and start a conversation with the ugly chick.





                                                                                  So... uh... I was wondering... you know I don't want to be impolite but eh... would you like to dance?




                                                                                  This chick thinks whooo finally somebody who asks me to dance and says YES OFCOURSE!!




                                                                                  Good you say, then I can talk to your girl friend in the meantime!




                                                                                  (works like a charm)

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                                                                                    • overlord
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Dec 2003
                                                                                      • 3670
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Is that a mirror in your pocket...

                                                                                      because I can really see myself in your pants.

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                                                                                        • BMI Lace
                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                          • Mar 2004
                                                                                          • 16116
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          You: Wanna get some pizza and fuck?
                                                                                          Girl: No
                                                                                          You: What? You don't like pizza?


                                                                                          You: Do you have orthropedic shoes?
                                                                                          Girl: No, why?
                                                                                          You: You're going to need them because you'll be walking funny tomorrow.
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                                                                                            • pimplink
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                                                                                              • Jun 2001
                                                                                              • 9535
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              "I can't feel my legs!"

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                                                                                                • overlord
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                                                                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                                                                  • 3670
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  I've forgotten my phone number, can I borrow yours?

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                                                                                                    • TheMob?
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                                                                                                      • Jan 2003
                                                                                                      • 8584
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by Seb From Holland
                                                                                                      Here's mine:

                                                                                                      There are two chicks standing in a club near the dancefloor.

                                                                                                      One fucking hot sexy chick and her ugly fat girlfriend.

                                                                                                      So you walk up to them and start a conversation with the ugly chick.





                                                                                                      So... uh... I was wondering... you know I don't want to be impolite but eh... would you like to dance?




                                                                                                      This chick thinks whooo finally somebody who asks me to dance and says YES OFCOURSE!!




                                                                                                      Good you say, then I can talk to your girl friend in the meantime!




                                                                                                      (works like a charm)

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                                                                                                        • johnbosh
                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                                                                          • 8965
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
                                                                                                          lol

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                                                                                                            • Ash@phpFX
                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                              • Nov 2003
                                                                                                              • 4292
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by Seb From Holland
                                                                                                              Here's mine:

                                                                                                              There are two chicks standing in a club near the dancefloor.

                                                                                                              One fucking hot sexy chick and her ugly fat girlfriend.

                                                                                                              So you walk up to them and start a conversation with the ugly chick.





                                                                                                              So... uh... I was wondering... you know I don't want to be impolite but eh... would you like to dance?




                                                                                                              This chick thinks whooo finally somebody who asks me to dance and says YES OFCOURSE!!




                                                                                                              Good you say, then I can talk to your girl friend in the meantime!




                                                                                                              (works like a charm)
                                                                                                              nice one

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                                                                                                                • stevecore
                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                  • May 2003
                                                                                                                  • 6130
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  best one ever.

                                                                                                                  tell the girl you have a magic watch.

                                                                                                                  when she ask what makes it magic you tell her it "tells you whats about to happen". ask her if she wants to try it out.

                                                                                                                  when she says yes, tell her she's about to stip naked and fondle your manhood.

                                                                                                                  she'll pretty much say no thats incorrect so you then tell her your watch is running an hour slow.

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                                                                                                                    • Jeff aka NIGHTfall
                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                      • 5162
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      you: "where is the nearest bathroom"
                                                                                                                      her: "down the hall to the left"
                                                                                                                      you: "thanks, oh hey, would you mind giving me your number incase i get lost"



                                                                                                                      walk up to a girl sittin down at a club and say
                                                                                                                      "hey, i might not be the best looking guy here but im the only one talking to you"



                                                                                                                      but in all honesty my real trick is all in having a 6year old sister

                                                                                                                      she has that lil kid talk still so it works well ,.. ill take her to the mall and when i see a cute girl i tell her to goto work... my lil sister walks up to the girl and says (in the kid voice, nto all words are perfect yet its still damn cute) "hi, my bruver Jeff is Berry Koot And Swingle" then i run up to her and give my sister a dollar.. the girl then sees me pay my sister off and gets a good laugh out of it.. i better take her to the mall more often though, she he growin fast and soon to lose that kid talk.. then i will be screwed and have no luck with the cuties

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                                                                                                                        • michel
                                                                                                                          TheHun's Yellow Pages!
                                                                                                                          • Mar 2002
                                                                                                                          • 3420
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by stevecore
                                                                                                                          best one ever.

                                                                                                                          tell the girl you have a magic watch.

                                                                                                                          when she ask what makes it magic you tell her it "tells you whats about to happen". ask her if she wants to try it out.

                                                                                                                          when she says yes, tell her she's about to stip naked and fondle your manhood.

                                                                                                                          she'll pretty much say no thats incorrect so you then tell her your watch is running an hour slow.
                                                                                                                          Haha, good one!

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                                                                                                                            • hova
                                                                                                                              Traffillionaire
                                                                                                                              • Jan 2002
                                                                                                                              • 22430
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Seb From Holland
                                                                                                                              Here's mine:
                                                                                                                              There are two chicks standing in a club near the dancefloor.
                                                                                                                              One fucking hot sexy chick and her ugly fat girlfriend.
                                                                                                                              So you walk up to them and start a conversation with the ugly chick.
                                                                                                                              So... uh... I was wondering... you know I don't want to be impolite but eh... would you like to dance?
                                                                                                                              This chick thinks whooo finally somebody who asks me to dance and says YES OFCOURSE!!
                                                                                                                              Good you say, then I can talk to your girl friend in the meantime!


                                                                                                                              (works like a charm)
                                                                                                                              thats a nice one, because for some reason I see a lot of hot girls that have a ugly girl with them
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                                                                                                                                • Shoehorn!
                                                                                                                                  Die With Your Boots On
                                                                                                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                                  • 22872
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Babagirls
                                                                                                                                  YOU: "Ya wanna dance??"

                                                                                                                                  them: "No!"

                                                                                                                                  YOU: "no, i SAID you look FAT in those PANTS!"

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                                                                                                                                    • Mishi
                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                      • Feb 2002
                                                                                                                                      • 1054
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      So far, no one in this thread is going to get laid, ever.

                                                                                                                                      Come on, people! There have to be some actual good lines!

                                                                                                                                      Damned if I can think of any off the top of my head, though...
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                                                                                                                                        • SlutFinder
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                                                                                                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                                          • 2273
                                                                                                                                          #35
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                                                                                                                                            • TweetyBird
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                                                                                                                                              • Feb 2004
                                                                                                                                              • 8532
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              "Is that a mirror in your pocket ? Cuz I can see me in your pants"
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                                                                                                                                                • Roger
                                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                  • Jul 2003
                                                                                                                                                  • 3181
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  "Damn, I'm looking good."

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                                                                                                                                                    • VirtuMike
                                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                      • May 2002
                                                                                                                                                      • 2483
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      "Hi, my name's DrinkingHard, eh?"
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                                                                                                                                                        • Spudman
                                                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                                                                                                                          • 3198
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          fancy a nine in the spine


                                                                                                                                                          wanna go halfs on a baby

                                                                                                                                                          i'd never use these, my mate just told me them
                                                                                                                                                          Take it Easy !!!

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                                                                                                                                                            • kowntafit
                                                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                              • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                                                              • 4667
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Here is the ultimate pick up line.


                                                                                                                                                              If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?


                                                                                                                                                              Use it wisely.

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                                                                                                                                                                • Rebel D
                                                                                                                                                                  Registered User
                                                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                                                                  • 3913
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Excuse me you have something on your ass. Ohh wait thats just my eyes!!

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                                                                                                                                                                    • maxdaname
                                                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                                                                      • 5193
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      "Baby, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' and 'I' together"
                                                                                                                                                                      -Family Guy-

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                                                                                                                                                                        • Persius
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                                                                                                                                                                          • Jul 2003
                                                                                                                                                                          • 11779
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by maxdaname
                                                                                                                                                                          "Baby, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' and 'I' together"
                                                                                                                                                                          -Family Guy-
                                                                                                                                                                          Heh heh Alrighhhtt...

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                                                                                                                                                                            • runaway
                                                                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                              • Feb 2004
                                                                                                                                                                              • 1177
                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              Baby if your were a laser, you'll b set on STUNNING!


                                                                                                                                                                              Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven.


                                                                                                                                                                              Baby if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!


                                                                                                                                                                              I'm sorry, were you talkng to me?
                                                                                                                                                                              No.
                                                                                                                                                                              Well then, please start.


                                                                                                                                                                              Do you have some "______" (nationality) in you?
                                                                                                                                                                              No.
                                                                                                                                                                              Would you like some?

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                                                                                                                                                                                • myjah
                                                                                                                                                                                  Back in the harbor
                                                                                                                                                                                  • Sep 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                  • 11482
                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by kowntafit
                                                                                                                                                                                  Here is the ultimate pick up line.


                                                                                                                                                                                  If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?


                                                                                                                                                                                  Use it wisely.
                                                                                                                                                                                  ya lost me with that one
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                                                                                                                                                                                    • Za Ha
                                                                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                      • Oct 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                      • 5112
                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      Call a girl over by using 1 figner.

                                                                                                                                                                                      When she comes up to you and says "What?" tell her:

                                                                                                                                                                                      See, I made you cum with one finger, imagine what I can do with 2.

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                                                                                                                                                                                        • sweet7
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • May 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                          • 1792
                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Babagirls
                                                                                                                                                                                          YOU: "Ya wanna dance??"

                                                                                                                                                                                          them: "No!"

                                                                                                                                                                                          YOU: "no, i SAID you look FAT in those PANTS!"
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                                                                                                                                                                                            • Firehorse
                                                                                                                                                                                              Desire it and have it!!!
                                                                                                                                                                                              • Apr 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                              • 30767
                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              One I like is: "I believe you are what you eat and by tommorrow morning I plan to be you!"
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                                                                                                                                                                                                • Michaelious
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • 6720
                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  nice pickup lines guys

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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • kimzar
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Mar 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                                      • 1874
                                                                                                                                                                                                      #50
                                                                                                                                                                                                      walk up to a hot girl and say you look like my 1st wife, when she asked how many times you been married, you say I've never been married

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