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  • Frank The Tank
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2003
    • 3225

    #1

    Hahahahahahhaha The sex toy industry is dead

    http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/
    aim : titanceltic icq : 307499327 Frank[@]babesandstuff.com
  • myjah
    Back in the harbor
    • Sep 2003
    • 11482

    #2
    the supermarket is gonna have a run on melons...lol
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    • uvort
      Confirmed User
      • Mar 2003
      • 3580

      #3
      why fuck something like that...jesus..

      what ever happend to your hand and some KY?

      toss on some lube and pinch one out...sheesh..
      See Sig.
      199907143

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      • TweetyBird
        Confirmed User
        • Feb 2004
        • 8532

        #4
        hehe
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        • kush
          Confirmed User
          • Feb 2001
          • 3382

          #5
          Originally posted by uvort
          why fuck something like that...jesus..

          what ever happend to your hand and some KY?

          toss on some lube and pinch one out...sheesh..
          Real men don't use KY

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          • axelcat
            Adult Locals
            • Jun 2002
            • 25450

            #6

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            • uvort
              Confirmed User
              • Mar 2003
              • 3580

              #7
              Originally posted by kush


              Real men don't use KY

              Going in dry can get pretty harsh when you do it 5-6 times a day
              See Sig.
              199907143

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              • BMI Lace
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Mar 2004
                • 16116

                #8
                ...All I can say is...Wow! Its truely amazing how far people will go to masturbate.
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                • riosluts
                  Confirmed User
                  • Sep 2003
                  • 5250

                  #9
                  haah that kind of reminds me off an masturbation article on THEONION a few years ago. It was kinda like that article.

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                  • Trixxxy
                    Confirmed User
                    • Mar 2004
                    • 137

                    #10
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                    • cool1
                      sex is good
                      • Sep 2001
                      • 24939

                      #11
                      Pretty funny stuff there

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                      • digifan
                        The Profiler
                        • Oct 2002
                        • 14618

                        #12
                        That was funny Do it yourself style...
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                        • radical
                          Confirmed User
                          • Oct 2003
                          • 2876

                          #13
                          lol!!! need to remember some of those lol




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                          • Ash@phpFX
                            Confirmed User
                            • Nov 2003
                            • 4292

                            #14
                            thats great...

                            now i wonder if i have any melons lying around

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                            • mardigras
                              Bon temps!
                              • Feb 2003
                              • 14194

                              #15
                              Well now I know what to do with all that old bubblewrap
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                              • Marcus Aurelius
                                No Refunds Issued.
                                • Apr 2003
                                • 14809

                                #16
                                There is a cut scene in the movie "me, myself, and Irene where jim carrey does the exact thing. in the scene between himself and the girl in the motel you can see the watermelon in the background with a hole in it.

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                                • Mr. Marks
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jun 2001
                                  • 7517

                                  #17
                                  I find it gross. The sex toy business will never die!

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                                  • suesheboy
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Nov 2002
                                    • 5211

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by papichulo
                                    I find it gross. The sex toy business will never die!
                                    I hope not!
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                                    • EffexAdam
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Aug 2003
                                      • 119

                                      #19
                                      get yourself a real sex toy site dude...see sig

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                                      • chodadog
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Apr 2002
                                        • 9736

                                        #20
                                        http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/soap-holing.html

                                        The soap hole.. I actually saw this novelty soap item in a store a while back, shaped like a ring for that very reason. Cracked me up.
                                        26 + 6 = 1

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                                        • Frank The Tank
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Dec 2003
                                          • 3225

                                          #21
                                          i know i posted this but i just went back to the site and HAHAHA
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                                          • Sarah_Jayne
                                            Now with more Jayne
                                            • Dec 2002
                                            • 40077

                                            #22
                                            trust me, the sex toy industry is more than healthy.

                                            Though, http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/balloon-rub.html , might give some insite into balloon fetish ;)

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