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  • Platinum Red
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2004
    • 517

    #1

    how much do you give at work?

    Ever wonder about people who say they are giving more than 100% ?

    We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103 %? Here is a little math that might prove helpful.



    What makes life 100%?

    If:

    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

    Is represented as

    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

    Then:

    H A R D W O R K

    8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%.



    K N O W L E D G E

    11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%



    But,

    A T T I T U D E

    1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%



    And,

    B U L L S H I T

    2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%



    So it stands to reason that hard work and knowledg e will get you close, Attitude will get you there, and Bullshit will take you over the top.

    But look how far ass kissing will take you.



    A S S K I S S I N G

    1 19 1! 9 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%.

    So the next time someone ask you to give more than 100%, you know what is required of you.


    Have a GREAT day!!!
    Platinum Red
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  • skillfull
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    • Apr 2003
    • 4716

    #2
    lmao
    really funny ;)
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    • jhauser
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      • Dec 2002
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      #3
      Thats wicked. I like your math~
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      • dailyduke
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        • Aug 2002
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        #4
        seems to fit with standard office proceedures
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        • TweetyBird
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          • Feb 2004
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          #5
          good job 'math wiz'
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          • doornx
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            • Nov 2003
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            #6
            Originally posted by dailyduke
            seems to fit with standard office proceedures
            great stuff...i wanted to reply with "200%" ..hmm..never mind
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            • Jer
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              • Feb 2001
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              #7
              Awesome!

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              • body
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                • Oct 2002
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                #8
                Perfect
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                • kenny
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                  • Mar 2002
                  • 7245

                  #9
                  Clever

                  whoever figured that one out must of been very bored
                  7

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                  • Za Ha
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                    • Oct 2001
                    • 5112

                    #10
                    Old but still good. I think you have to have a bit of all those in you when working.

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                    • BradM
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                      • Dec 2003
                      • 3397

                      #11
                      This math makes perfect business sense.

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                      • cashman
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                        • Mar 2004
                        • 898

                        #12
                        Fuzzy logic works

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                        • senseidru
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                          • Sep 2002
                          • 1767

                          #13
                          Originally posted by kenny
                          Clever

                          whoever figured that one out must of been very bored
                          tis what I was tinking

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                          • Mr. Marks
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                            • Jun 2001
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                            #14
                            Hahaha! That's a good one!

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                            • pimplink
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                              • Jun 2001
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                              #15
                              Damn! you're a genius!

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                              • savas
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                                • Aug 2002
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                                #16
                                lol

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                                • hova
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                                  • Jan 2002
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by kenny
                                  Clever

                                  whoever figured that one out must of been very bored
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                                  • shermo

                                    #18
                                    Hahahahahah! This is a great read that's very true. Thanks a lot!

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                                    • johnbosh
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                                      • Aug 2002
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                                      #19
                                      lolll

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                                      • TweetyBird
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                                        • Feb 2004
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                                        #20
                                        I had already seen it, but it is still funny
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                                        • eiht_98
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                                          • Jan 2001
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                                          #21

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                                          • Nicky
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                                            • Mar 2003
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                                            #22
                                            haha thats funny......and true

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                                            • B40
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                                              • Jul 2001
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                                              #23
                                              Very true indeed..

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