The bird was in the goddamn oven for five hours. But the oven was OFF.

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  • OWNED
    So Fucking Banned
    • Mar 2004
    • 852
    #1

    The bird was in the goddamn oven for five hours. But the oven was OFF.

    Fuck, could my mother in law be any dumber?
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    • Boxer3
      Confirmed User
      • Jun 2004
      • 350
      #2
      Oh dude......... sorry to laugh, but wouldn't you normally baste it every hour or so and then discover it the first time, or at least check on it from time to time?

      I deep fry mine, done in less than an hour!

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        • Mefo
          Confirmed User
          • Jun 2002
          • 6169
          #3
          haha now that's sucky

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            • Tofu
              The Video Specialist
              • Jul 2003
              • 5615
              #4
              should have FRIED it.
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                • xclusive
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Apr 2004
                  • 35218
                  #5
                  LOL your thanksgiving got OWNED by your mother in law...

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                    • Illicit
                      wtf ?
                      • Dec 2003
                      • 11895
                      #6
                      Now that is some funny shit !!!!
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                        • Fake Nick
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 7708
                          #7
                          since when do they have Thanksgiving in Ukraine ? I thought you folks were busy with the pres election shit going on ? and preparing for an all out civil war ??


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                            • tranza
                              ICQ: 197-556-237
                              • Jun 2003
                              • 57559
                              #8
                              Lol!!!

                              Read your own nick!!

                              I'm just a newbie.

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                                • GatorB
                                  The Demon & 12clicks
                                  • Oct 2001
                                  • 18208
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Tofu
                                  should have FRIED it.
                                  Considering how stupid she is, their Thanksgiving probally would have turned up like this.

                                  http://www.newschannel5.com/content/news/8100.asp

                                  On the other hand she probally would have forgot to turn that on too.

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                                    • OWNED
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • Mar 2004
                                      • 852
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Fake Nick
                                      since when do they have Thanksgiving in Ukraine ? I thought you folks were busy with the pres election shit going on ? and preparing for an all out civil war ??



                                      Huh ? I'm from Canada.


                                      Thank god Thanksgiving is over. Its sucked ass.
                                      Cant wait for christmas.

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                                        • Boxer3
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jun 2004
                                          • 350
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by GatorB
                                          Considering how stupid she is, their Thanksgiving probally would have turned up like this.

                                          http://www.newschannel5.com/content/news/8100.asp

                                          On the other hand she probally would have forgot to turn that on too.
                                          Damn stupid people.......that is like 15 minutes from me, all of the turkey fryer accidents are from people not using the correct amount of oil or not paying attention to it, or do it in the wrong place....the media scares everyone. This is my 4th year doing one and never any problems.

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                                            • TheGarbageMan
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Nov 2004
                                              • 643
                                              #12
                                              so OWNED

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                                                • baddog
                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                  • Apr 2001
                                                  • 107089
                                                  #13
                                                  She's dumb, yet no one noticed that they could not smell it cooking?

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                                                    • Sosa
                                                      In Tushy Land
                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                      • 40149
                                                      #14
                                                      hahaha so funny. that would like ruin your whole dinner heh.

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                                                        • bryany
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Aug 2001
                                                          • 2037
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by baddog
                                                          She's dumb, yet no one noticed that they could not smell it cooking?
                                                          Yeah really....

                                                          at my moms house, I couldnt stay away from turning the oven light on and droooooooooooling. She got a fucking 28Lb bird this year!

                                                          ya ya, I'll fill this in later...

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                                                            • Babagirls
                                                              Text Writer
                                                              • Feb 2001
                                                              • 18812
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by Tofu
                                                              should have FRIED it.
                                                              we did that too. deep fried 2 birds this year




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                                                                • sickkittens
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                                                                  • Jul 2002
                                                                  • 25100
                                                                  #17
                                                                  No one noticed that there was no smell and that the house wasn't 20 degrees hotter than normal???

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                                                                    • polish_aristocrat
                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                      • Jul 2002
                                                                      • 40377
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by Fake Nick
                                                                      since when do they have Thanksgiving in Ukraine ?
                                                                      I don't use ICQ anymore.

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