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  • Ludedude
    Suck it!
    • Jun 2001
    • 4432

    #1

    Today's Funny

    Jim decided to propose to Sandy. But prior to her acceptance, Sandy
    had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed
    Jim that she suffered a disease that left her breasts the maturity of
    a 12 year old's.

    He stated that it was okay, because he loved her so much. However,
    Jim felt this was the time for him to open up and admit that he also
    had a deformity. Jim looked Sandy in the eyes and said, "I too have a
    problem. My penis is the same size as an infant's, and I hope you can
    deal with that once we are married."

    She said, "Yes. I will marry you and learn to live with your infant-
    sized penis."

    Sandy and Jim got married and they could not wait for the honeymoon.
    Jim rushed Sandy off to their hotel suite and they started touching,
    teasing, and holding one another. As Sandy put her hands in Jim's
    pants she began to scream and ran out of the room! Jim ran after her
    to find out what was wrong. She said, "You told me your penis was the
    size of an infant's!"




    "It is . . . 8 pounds, 7 ounces, 19 inches!"
  • Ludedude
    Suck it!
    • Jun 2001
    • 4432

    #2
    WTF, it was that bad huh?

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    • brizzad
      holla
      • Jul 2003
      • 11769

      #3
      Originally posted by Ludedude
      WTF, it was that bad huh?
      yes

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      • sickkittens
        I am a meat popsicle.
        • Jul 2002
        • 25100

        #4
        Originally posted by Ludedude
        WTF, it was that bad huh?
        yeah

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        • axelcat
          Adult Locals
          • Jun 2002
          • 25450

          #5

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          • TheMob?
            Confirmed User
            • Jan 2003
            • 8584

            #6
            Originally posted by Ludedude
            My penis is the same size as an infant's, and I hope you can
            deal with that once we are married."
            Doesn't really work.. you state it's the same size as an infant's. Not as an infant.

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            • DutchTeenCash
              I like Dutch Girls
              • Feb 2003
              • 21684

              #7
              i think i was like 12 when i heard that joke the first time, bout a guy who told women he was just like a baby down there same clue... that was over 20 yrs ago not joking

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              • Ludedude
                Suck it!
                • Jun 2001
                • 4432

                #8
                Alright, fuck it. I'll do better tomorrow.

                Sorry

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                • Lykos
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Apr 2003
                  • 31027

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Ludedude
                  Alright, fuck it. I'll do better tomorrow.

                  Sorry
                  That's the sperit

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                  • pimplink
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jun 2001
                    • 9535

                    #10
                    funny!

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                    • reynold
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Oct 2002
                      • 51271

                      #11
                      I can't stop laughing!

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