Vincent: Just take it to a friendly place, that's all.
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Jules: This in the Valley, Vincent. Marcellus ain't got no friendly places in the Valley.Comment
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Vincent: Well Jules this ain't my fucking town, man!Comment
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Jules: Shit!Comment
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Vincent: What you doin'?Comment
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Jules: I'm calling my partner in Toluca Lake.Comment
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Vincent: Where's Toluca Lake?Comment
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Jules: It's just over the hill here over by Burbank Studios. If Jimmie's ass ain't home, I don't know what the fuck we're going to do, man. 'Cause I ain't got no other partners in 8-1-8. Hey Jimmie, yo, how you doin', man? It's Jules. Listen up man. Me and my homeboy are in serious fucking shit. We're in a car and we gotta get off the road, pronto. I need to use your garage for a couple of hours.Comment
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Vincent: Thank you. Mind if I shoot it up here?Comment
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Lance: Hey, mi casa su casa.Comment
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Lance: Are you calling me on the cellular phone? I don't know you. Who is this? Don't come here, I'm hanging up the phone! Prank caller, prank caller!Comment
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Jules: I don't wanna hear about no motherfuckin' ifs. All I wanna hear from your ass is, "You ain't got no problem, Jules. I'm on the motherfucker. Go back in there, chill them hahahahahahas out and wait for the calvary which should be coming directly."Comment
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Marsellus: You ain't got no problem, Jules. I'm on the motherfucker. Go back in there, chill them hahahahahahas out and wait for the Wolf who should be coming directly.Comment
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The Wolf: Jimmie, lead the way. Boys, get to work.Comment
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Vincent: A please would be nice.Comment
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The Wolf: What?Comment
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Vincent: I said a please would be nice.Comment
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The Wolf: Get it straight, gentlemen: I'm not here to say please, I'm here to tell you what to do. And if self-preservation is an instinct that you possess, you'd better do it and do it quick. If my help's not appreciated, lots of luck, gentlemen.Comment
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Jules: No, Mr. Wolf, it ain't like that...Comment
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Vincent: I don't mean any disrespect, I just like people barking orders at me.Comment
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The Wolf: If I'm curt with you, it's because time is a factor here. I think fast, I talk fast, and I need you guys to act fast if you want to get out of this. So, pretty please - with sugar on top... clean the fuckin' car.Comment
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Jimmie: I can't believe this is the same car.Comment
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The Wolf: Well, let's not start sucking each other's dicks just yet.Comment
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Vincent: Jules, if you give that fuckin' nimrod fifteen hundred dollars, I'm gonna shoot him on general principles.Comment
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Vincent: Want some bacon?Comment
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Jules: No man, I don't eat pork.Comment
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Vincent: Are you Jewish?Comment
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Jules: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all.Comment
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Vincent: Why not?Comment
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Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.Comment
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Vincent: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.Comment
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Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own faeces.Comment
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Vincent: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces.Comment
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Jules: I don't eat dog either.Comment
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Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?Comment
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Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.Comment
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Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?Comment
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Jules: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charmin' motherfuckin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?Comment
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Pumpkin: Which one is your wallet?Comment
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Jules Winnfield: It's the one that says "Bad Motherfucker".Comment
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Jules: Wanna know what I'm buyin' Ringo?Comment
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Pumpkin: What?Comment
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Jules: Your life. I'm givin' you that money so I don't hafta kill your ass. You read the Bible?Comment
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Pumpkin: Not regularly.Comment
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Jules: There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd.Comment
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Jules: Oh man, I will never forgive yo ass for this. This is some fucked-up, repugnant shit.Comment
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Vincent: Jules, did you ever hear the philosophy that once a man admits he's wrong, then he's automatically forgiven of that wrongdoing?Comment
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Jules: Man, get out of my face with that shit. The motherfucker who said that never had to pick up itty bitty pieces of skull on account of your dumb ass.Comment
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Maynard: Nobody kills anybody in my place of business except me or Zed.Comment
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