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SteveLightspeed · 11-22-2004, 09:04 PM

mark (08:40 PM) :
what other excuses can you come up with?

Steve Lightspeed (08:41 PM) :
Dude, I'm fading fast, I haven't adjusted from philippine time -- its like 6am to me

I haven't even got dressed today, I'm sick, I have work to do, I have a headache, and I haven't eaten. I have sore feet, diarreha, and a cold at the same time. So I'm not fast enough to keep myself from shitting my pants everytime I sneeze.

I have malaria, tubuculosis, and maybe gonorrhea too -- oh, and a watery eyeball. And my ears are plugged up, I can only hear for a short time after I sneeze and shit myself.

Help me out, I need more excuses! Lets hear your best!

Steve Lightspeed

11-22-2004, 09:04 PM
SteveLightspeed Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Lightspeedworld Posts: 7,940	I need more excuses... mark (08:40 PM) : what other excuses can you come up with? Steve Lightspeed (08:41 PM) : Dude, I'm fading fast, I haven't adjusted from philippine time -- its like 6am to me I haven't even got dressed today, I'm sick, I have work to do, I have a headache, and I haven't eaten. I have sore feet, diarreha, and a cold at the same time. So I'm not fast enough to keep myself from shitting my pants everytime I sneeze. I have malaria, tubuculosis, and maybe gonorrhea too -- oh, and a watery eyeball. And my ears are plugged up, I can only hear for a short time after I sneeze and shit myself. Help me out, I need more excuses! Lets hear your best! Steve Lightspeed __________________ Abra-cadabra!