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  • SleazyDream
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    • Jul 2001
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    #1

    Customs got me again...lightspeed's fault.

    just got home - redlined again at canada customs- seemed according to them i didn't correctly value the lightspeed towels and they assessed them at $20 each - $40 total - putting me $30 over my limit and causing me to wait an hour for them to decide that i wasn't really trying to fraud the gov't of canada out of the $3 tax owing on this grevious and debious mastermind smuggling attempt I got caught at.



    good thing lightspeed towels are worth waiting an hour for......
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  • Alltopnotch
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    • May 2004
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    #2
    that's fucking ridiculous...
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    • baddog
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      • Apr 2001
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      #3

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      • Steen2
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        • Feb 2004
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        #4
        Originally posted by SleazyDream
        just got home - redlined again at canada customs- seemed according to them i didn't correctly value the lightspeed towels and they assessed them at $20 each - $40 total - putting me $30 over my limit and causing me to wait an hour for them to decide that i wasn't really trying to fraud the gov't of canada out of the $3 tax owing on this grevious and debious mastermind smuggling attempt I got caught at.



        good thing lightspeed towels are worth waiting an hour for......
        They just didn't link your attitude.

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        • smack
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          • Mar 2002
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          #5
          good thing stopped you, you could have been a terrorist.
          Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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          • detoxed
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            • Jan 2003
            • 17798

            #6
            Could have said you brought them with you because hotel towels suck.

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            • Peter Romero
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              • Feb 2003
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              #7
              Funny... I got my lightspeed towel for free


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              • GTS Mark
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                • Jan 2001
                • 20912

                #8
                I think customs doesn't like Steve very much. I saw him down in the customs line in Miami when I got detained there coming back from Curacao. LOL!

                DH

                P.S. I still use my lightspeed towel all the time

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                • Validus
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                  • Jul 2001
                  • 4012

                  #9
                  Welcome back to Canada. I love Canadian Customs, LOL.

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                  • hova
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                    • Jan 2002
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                    #10
                    customs suck ass, the customs here always lose shit
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                    • d00t
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                      • Sep 2002
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                      #11
                      canadia customs really does suck. sometimes i think its easier to get into usa

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                      • Chrome
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                        • Jun 2001
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                        #12
                        Was it a Towlieban?

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                        • WarChild
                          Let slip the dogs of war.
                          • Jan 2003
                          • 17263

                          #13
                          Once I got tagged by telling them what I do for a living, I've been bothered by Canadian Customs ever since. Not US customs, Canadian. I've spent hours being searched and grilled. When I came back from Costa Rica the first words out of officer's mouths were "Were you making child porn in Costa Rica?".

                          My partner Fed-Ex's me Costa Rican coffee each month. Canadian Customs is nice enough to slit the bags open lengthwise, and then after pawing through them has the courtesty to slap an "inspected by customs" tape over the gash. I lose about half of the coffee shipment this way.
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                          • escorpio
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                            • Oct 2002
                            • 23487

                            #14
                            Originally posted by WarChild
                            Once I got tagged by telling them what I do for a living, I've been bothered by Canadian Customs ever since. Not US customs, Canadian. I've spent hours being searched and grilled. When I came back from Costa Rica the first words out of officer's mouths were "Were you making child porn in Costa Rica?".

                            My partner Fed-Ex's me Costa Rican coffee each month. Canadian Customs is nice enough to slit the bags open lengthwise, and then after pawing through them has the courtesty to slap an "inspected by customs" tape over the gash. I lose about half of the coffee shipment this way.
                            I'm sure the boys at customs look forward to your shipment every month. Gourmet coffee around the office for a week.
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                            • CET
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                              • Jul 2003
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                              #15
                              Customs, what a crock of shit.
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                              • quiet
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                                • Sep 2001
                                • 25115

                                #16
                                Originally posted by WarChild
                                Once I got tagged by telling them what I do for a living, I've been bothered by Canadian Customs ever since. Not US customs, Canadian. I've spent hours being searched and grilled. When I came back from Costa Rica the first words out of officer's mouths were "Were you making child porn in Costa Rica?".

                                My partner Fed-Ex's me Costa Rican coffee each month. Canadian Customs is nice enough to slit the bags open lengthwise, and then after pawing through them has the courtesty to slap an "inspected by customs" tape over the gash. I lose about half of the coffee shipment this way.
                                i've had nothing but trouble with Canadian customs for the past 3 years or so. totally red flagged, i'd never consider traveling with a laptop or anything these days.
                                we'll miss you our friend. RIP

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                                • WarChild
                                  Let slip the dogs of war.
                                  • Jan 2003
                                  • 17263

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by escorpio
                                  I'm sure the boys at customs look forward to your shipment every month. Gourmet coffee around the office for a week.
                                  Yeah I always figured that somewhere in Canadian Customs there's a coffee pot that sometimes has some damn good coffee in it.

                                  Just so long as the coffee keeps making it I'm happy. We just send twice as much now.
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                                  • xclusive
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                                    #18
                                    Sorry to hear about your problems maybe you should take the time to cal a higher up and let them know that if you keep getting harrased that you will file suit against them. It should work...

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                                    • Rochard
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                                      #19
                                      Owned by Canandian Customs!
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                                      • Trax
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                                        • Aug 2001
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                                        #20
                                        ouch that sucks.

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                                        • Peaches
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                                          • Oct 2002
                                          • 13933

                                          #21
                                          You must have gotten better Lightspeed towels than I got

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                                          • Fred Quimby
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                                            • Jul 2004
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                                            #22
                                            I hope you told them they were 'used towels' and not new

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                                            • adamneve
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                                              #23
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                                              • Spunky
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                                                #24
                                                Did you get the anal probe drug search?

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                                                • Odie
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                                                  • Apr 2003
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                                                  #25
                                                  sorry to hear about that Sleazy. I just got back from Cancun yesterday and I got my bags searched as well. They thought it was weird that I was travelling by myself.
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                                                  • tranza
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                                                    • Jun 2003
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                                                    #26
                                                    That's just plain stupid.
                                                    I'm just a newbie.

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                                                    • EviLGuY
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                                                      • Apr 2003
                                                      • 12745

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by WarChild
                                                      Once I got tagged by telling them what I do for a living, I've been bothered by Canadian Customs ever since. Not US customs, Canadian. I've spent hours being searched and grilled. When I came back from Costa Rica the first words out of officer's mouths were "Were you making child porn in Costa Rica?".

                                                      My partner Fed-Ex's me Costa Rican coffee each month. Canadian Customs is nice enough to slit the bags open lengthwise, and then after pawing through them has the courtesty to slap an "inspected by customs" tape over the gash. I lose about half of the coffee shipment this way.
                                                      Isnt coffee used to sometimes smuggle drugs because of the scent or something?

                                                      Could be why..

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                                                      • Wolfy
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                                                        • Dec 2003
                                                        • 3574

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by EviLGuY
                                                        Isnt coffee used to sometimes smuggle drugs because of the scent or something?

                                                        Could be why..
                                                        When I used to deal meth, my guy would mail it to me like this: in a bag wrapped in duct tape which was in a tupperware container wrapped with duct-tape surrounded by Dorritos which was wrapped in a bag wrapped in duct tape, surrounded by coffee in a bag wrapped in duct tape, in ANOTHER container wrapped in duct tape. Then he would put some more duct tape on it just to be safe.

                                                        I'm not sure if I descibed that correctly, or if the coffee actually had a lot to do with the fact that we never got caught doing it, but it sure was a pain in the ass to open those packages!

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                                                        • Jman
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                                                          • Sep 2003
                                                          • 22838

                                                          #29
                                                          Customs are getting so fucking weird it's unreal..

                                                          US customs or Canadian Customs ... Guess it's the batch syndrom that gives them those power trips.
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                                                          • Inde
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                                                            • Jun 2002
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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Wolfy
                                                            When I used to deal meth, my guy would mail it to me like this: in a bag wrapped in duct tape which was in a tupperware container wrapped with duct-tape surrounded by Dorritos which was wrapped in a bag wrapped in duct tape, surrounded by coffee in a bag wrapped in duct tape, in ANOTHER container wrapped in duct tape. Then he would put some more duct tape on it just to be safe.

                                                            I'm not sure if I descibed that correctly, or if the coffee actually had a lot to do with the fact that we never got caught doing it, but it sure was a pain in the ass to open those packages!



                                                            openly discussing major felonies... you're a brave man.

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                                                            • GeXus
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                                                              • May 2003
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                                                              #31
                                                              Whats stupid is that you actually recorded the towels.. lol

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                                                              • Wolfy
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                                                                • Dec 2003
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                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Inde


                                                                openly discussing major felonies... you're a brave man.
                                                                bah, it's over 10 years ago. no way I would get in trouble for it now.

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                                                                • Sammy4u
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                                                                  • Mar 2003
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Hey anyone got a pic of these towels? Are they like pool towels or cum cleaning towels?


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                                                                  • Rinaldo
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                                                                    • Sep 2003
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Nothing like my flight experience I can assure you Sleazy... lol

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                                                                    • sickkittens
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by hova
                                                                      customs suck ass, the customs here always lose shit
                                                                      Loses shit or do you mean steals shit?

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                                                                      • Goatse
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                                                                        • Sep 2003
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        They often get my pills, those bastards. It's like living in Orwell's 1984. They're always watching, always trying to find something to nab you.

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                                                                        • ronaldo
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                                                                          • Jan 2002
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          I'm honestly starting to think it's easier to just lie and say you're bringing back WAY under the amount.

                                                                          Coming back from Miami, I had bought 2 cartons of smokes-1 for a buddy.

                                                                          Like an ass I claimed them both. Obviously I didn't realize how much I'd have to pay or I would have told my buddy to screw off.

                                                                          Thankfully, they took my word that I only had 2 cartons, because when I got home, one of the cartons I had bought was actually a DOUBLE carton. So I had brought back 3...honestly by mistake.

                                                                          If they had searched the damn bag, I can't even imagine the hassle.

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                                                                          • JFK
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                                                                            • Jan 2002
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by DrinkingHard
                                                                            I think customs doesn't like Steve very much. I saw him down in the customs line in Miami when I got detained there coming back from Curacao. LOL!

                                                                            DH

                                                                            P.S. I still use my lightspeed towel all the time
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                                                                            • JFK
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by Sammy4u
                                                                              Hey anyone got a pic of these towels? Are they like pool towels or cum cleaning towels?
                                                                              there you go , nice size ..soft ...I have a couple as well

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                                                                                • JFK
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                                                                                  #41



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                                                                                  • WarChild
                                                                                    Let slip the dogs of war.
                                                                                    • Jan 2003
                                                                                    • 17263

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by Wolfy
                                                                                    When I used to deal meth, my guy would mail it to me like this: in a bag wrapped in duct tape which was in a tupperware container wrapped with duct-tape surrounded by Dorritos which was wrapped in a bag wrapped in duct tape, surrounded by coffee in a bag wrapped in duct tape, in ANOTHER container wrapped in duct tape. Then he would put some more duct tape on it just to be safe.

                                                                                    I'm not sure if I descibed that correctly, or if the coffee actually had a lot to do with the fact that we never got caught doing it, but it sure was a pain in the ass to open those packages!
                                                                                    I was watching a program on Discovery the other day about drug sniffing dogs. Apparently Meth is very difficult to detect and only recently have they been able to train dogs to smell it.
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                                                                                    • Raja
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                                                                                      • Jul 2004
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      You think you all have trouble with customs, try going through with dark skin, a bald head and pierced ears. They look at me and just indicate with their hands they want to look at my bags, or they say "you know the drill".
                                                                                      Ususally ends up being all good once they find out I was born in a small town in Ontario though.




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                                                                                      • pxxx
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                                                                                        • Mar 2004
                                                                                        • 12114

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by Steen2
                                                                                        They just didn't link your attitude.

                                                                                        I asked.
                                                                                        They just didnt "link?"

                                                                                        That is different.

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                                                                                        • ronaldo
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                                                                                          • Jan 2002
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by Raja
                                                                                          You think you all have trouble with customs, try going through with dark skin, a bald head and pierced ears. They look at me and just indicate with their hands they want to look at my bags, or they say "you know the drill".
                                                                                          Ususally ends up being all good once they find out I was born in a small town in Ontario though.
                                                                                          I'm sure that sucks.

                                                                                          It probably sucks even worse that most everyone is looking at you out of the corner of their eyes too.

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                                                                                          • LA Mike
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                                                                                            • Jul 2001
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                                                                            just got home - redlined again at canada customs- seemed according to them i didn't correctly value the lightspeed towels and they assessed them at $20 each - $40 total - putting me $30 over my limit and causing me to wait an hour for them to decide that i wasn't really trying to fraud the gov't of canada out of the $3 tax owing on this grevious and debious mastermind smuggling attempt I got caught at.



                                                                                            good thing lightspeed towels are worth waiting an hour for......

                                                                                            Thats crazy

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                                                                                            • ChandieGirl
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                                                                                              • Jul 2004
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              But the real question here Sleazy, is whether
                                                                                              or not you declared your Lightspeed panties?
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                                                                                              • pornguy
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                That was such a waste of time and money on their part that it is absurd.
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                                                                                                • Sly
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  What pisses me off is how long it takes mail to get to Canada from the States. I'm sure it drives you guys nuts, too. What a pain in the ass.
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                                                                                                  • SteveLightspeed
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    The towels were $5 each. I think the tops and panties are a bit more, and your jersey was a LOT more. Did you declare that?

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