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  • Oracle Porn
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    • Oct 2002
    • 24433

    #1

    My GF is a fucking c u n t

    she doesn't want to see "dawn of the dead"
    christtttttt


  • Rob
    I'm a great bowler.
    • Nov 2003
    • 13310

    #2
    Do you need someone there with you to hold your hand or something?

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    • PersianKitty
      Meow Media Inc.
      • Jul 2001
      • 7785

      #3
      Go alone or with a friend.

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      • B40
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        • Jul 2001
        • 7020

        #4
        It's so she can stay home and fuck some next man

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        • twistyneck
          So Fucking Banned
          • Jan 2002
          • 4660

          #5
          Drop her. You don't want a bitch like that for a girlfriend. How could she not want to see it?

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          • Digipimp
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            • Mar 2003
            • 13481

            #6
            She doesn't love you or care about you if she's not honored to just go out in public and be seen with you.

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            • Oracle Porn
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              • Oct 2002
              • 24433

              #7
              Originally posted by twistyneck
              Drop her. You don't want a bitch like that for a girlfriend. How could she not want to see it?
              I wanted too but her parents are going thru a divorce now... I'm not an asshole can't do that


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              • arial
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                • Jul 2002
                • 4012

                #8
                take someone else then.

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                • Oracle Porn
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                  • Oct 2002
                  • 24433

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Digipimp
                  She doesn't love you or care about you if she's not honored to just go out in public and be seen with you.
                  wtf are you talking about?


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                  • okny
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                    • Aug 2002
                    • 5761

                    #10
                    Nothing too scary about it, i was laughing most of the movie.
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                    • Basher
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                      • Nov 2002
                      • 1168

                      #11
                      neither does mine so im off with a mate instead
                      my bum itches

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                      • Tuga
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                        • Nov 2002
                        • 7678

                        #12
                        You have a girlfriend?

                        Go Fuck Yourself!
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                        • Oracle Porn
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                          • Oct 2002
                          • 24433

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Basher
                          neither does mine so im off with a mate instead
                          wanna go together?


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                          • Vic Lagina
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                            • Jul 2003
                            • 1409

                            #14
                            And that makes her a c u n t ?

                            Damn, what would she be if she cut off your dick?
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                            • Oracle Porn
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                              • Oct 2002
                              • 24433

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Vic Lagina
                              And that makes her a c u n t ?

                              Damn, what would she be if she cut off your dick?
                              a dick cutter?


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                              • brizzad
                                holla
                                • Jul 2003
                                • 11769

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Oracle Porn
                                she doesn't want to see "dawn of the dead"
                                christtttttt

                                my g/f didn't want to go see it either on Friday, but on the ride back home from the movies, she sucked my dick as kind of an apology.

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                                • Oracle Porn
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                                  • Oct 2002
                                  • 24433

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by brizzad



                                  my g/f didn't want to go see it either on Friday, but on the ride back home from the movies, she sucked my dick as kind of an apology.
                                  I'd rather see the movie....


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                                  • okny
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                                    • Aug 2002
                                    • 5761

                                    #18
                                    Why dont you get tickets and tell her your going to see something else instead, what she going to run out once the movie starts?
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                                    • Oracle Porn
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                                      • Oct 2002
                                      • 24433

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by okny
                                      Why dont you get tickets and tell her your going to see something else instead, what she going to run out once the movie starts?
                                      never had a gf did ya? probebly run out ya.


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                                      • xdcdave
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                                        • Feb 2003
                                        • 1911

                                        #20
                                        If Melissa and I go tonight I'll consider inviting you. But you need to promise no talking through the movie and buy me a bag of Snickers Poppables.

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                                        • Oracle Porn
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                                          • Oct 2002
                                          • 24433

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by xdcdave
                                          If Melissa and I go tonight I'll consider inviting you. But you need to promise no talking through the movie and buy me a bag of Snickers Poppables.


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                                          • xdcdave
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Feb 2003
                                            • 1911

                                            #22
                                            I was serious.

                                            Oh, and you need to drive either to my place or Cypress Creek & Dixie Hwy. I love that theather.

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                                            • okny
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Aug 2002
                                              • 5761

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Oracle Porn


                                              never had a gf did ya? probebly run out ya.
                                              Had planty just never had a problem about watching a flick.
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                                              • Oracle Porn
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                                                • Oct 2002
                                                • 24433

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by xdcdave
                                                I was serious.

                                                Oh, and you need to drive either to my place or Cypress Creek & Dixie Hwy. I love that theather.
                                                Are you gonna make out during the movie?
                                                Thanks for the offer
                                                Last edited by Oracle Porn; 03-21-2004, 02:42 PM.


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                                                • Platinumpimp
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                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                  • 10214

                                                  #25
                                                  how's the gallery contest going oracle
                                                  I design logo's.

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                                                  • REßEL
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                                                    • Feb 2004
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                                                    #26
                                                    Nah.. can't be.. cünts are useful..
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                                                    • cayne
                                                      My time is coming...
                                                      • Jan 2004
                                                      • 7475

                                                      #27
                                                      i dont like horror-movies too. send her to me! ;)
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                                                      • doornx
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                                                        • Nov 2003
                                                        • 2531

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Oracle Porn


                                                        a dick cutter?
                                                        LOL...better dump someone before she cuts off your johnson
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                                                        • TweetyBird
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                                                          • Feb 2004
                                                          • 8532

                                                          #29
                                                          lol, your "johnson". it had been a while since I've heard that expression
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                                                          • Oracle Porn
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                                                            • Oct 2002
                                                            • 24433

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by TweetyBird
                                                            lol, your "johnson". it had been a while since I've heard that expression


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                                                            • HS-Trixxxia
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                                                              • Mar 2002
                                                              • 2946

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Vic Lagina
                                                              And that makes her a c u n t ?

                                                              Damn, what would she be if she cut off your dick?
                                                              She'd be a pussy with the tip of a straw!

                                                              No offense there Oracle.....but is that the respect you show your girlfriend? Then you want to come off as the martyr by staying with her just 'cuz her parents are getting divorced'? Please, she'd be way better off without you. Better alone than in bad company.

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                                                              • Oracle Porn
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                                                                • Oct 2002
                                                                • 24433

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Trixxxia


                                                                She'd be a pussy with the tip of a straw!

                                                                No offense there Oracle.....but is that the respect you show your girlfriend? Then you want to come off as the martyr by staying with her just 'cuz her parents are getting divorced'? Please, she'd be way better off without you. Better alone than in bad company.
                                                                Im not bad...


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                                                                • xdcdave
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                                                                  • Feb 2003
                                                                  • 1911

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Oracle Porn
                                                                  Are you gonna make out during the movie?
                                                                  Thanks for the offer
                                                                  What am I? 16?

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                                                                  • Oracle Porn
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                                                                    • Oct 2002
                                                                    • 24433

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by xdcdave


                                                                    What am I? 16?
                                                                    Ok ok...are you gonna get a blowjob during the movie?


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                                                                    • HS-Trixxxia
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Mar 2002
                                                                      • 2946

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Oracle Porn


                                                                      Im not bad...
                                                                      The title sure doesn't make you look like you respect your g/f. The part about not leaving her 'because' her parents are getting divorced doesn't make it seem like you want her in your life either - she doesn't need your pity - she needs a companion/friend that can support her emotionally, a shoulder to cry on (if she needs it) or just an ear that will listen to her if she just wants to vocalize her frustrations.

                                                                      Get your priorities straight there buddy.

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                                                                      • Oracle Porn
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                                                                        • Oct 2002
                                                                        • 24433

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by Trixxxia


                                                                        The title sure doesn't make you look like you respect your g/f. The part about not leaving her 'because' her parents are getting divorced doesn't make it seem like you want her in your life either - she doesn't need your pity - she needs a companion/friend that can support her emotionally, a shoulder to cry on (if she needs it) or just an ear that will listen to her if she just wants to vocalize her frustrations.

                                                                        Get your priorities straight there buddy.
                                                                        She can cry on my shoulder and all that stuff. I'm a pretty good emotional supporter.


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                                                                        • Ic3m4nZ
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                                                                          • Aug 2003
                                                                          • 6285

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Let's see a pic of her.

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                                                                          • Oracle Porn
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                                                                            • Oct 2002
                                                                            • 24433

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by Ic3m4nZ
                                                                            Let's see a pic of her.

                                                                            sexy beast isn't she?


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                                                                            • IPK
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                                                                              • Sep 2003
                                                                              • 4209

                                                                              #39
                                                                              yeah i need to go see that
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                                                                              • Head
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                                                                                • Nov 2003
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by PersianKitty
                                                                                Go alone or with a friend.
                                                                                Ya

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                                                                                • reynold
                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                                  • 51271

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  find another someone!!
                                                                                  she's suck!!

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                                                                                  • SoundMan
                                                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                                                    • Nov 2003
                                                                                    • 3471

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    send her some dead flowers.

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                                                                                    • hoe_vender
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                                                                                      • Dec 2003
                                                                                      • 2018

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      kick the bitch to the curb
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                                                                                      • LadyMischief
                                                                                        Orgasms N Such!
                                                                                        • Sep 2002
                                                                                        • 18135

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Because she doesn't kiss your ass and actually likes somethign else, she's a c u n t? Sounds like a mature relationship. If I was her, I'd kick YOUR ass to the curb for being a cocky asshole. :P

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                                                                                        • David - PG
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                                                                                          • Mar 2004
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Tell her your grandpa told you when there's no more room in hell the dead will walk the earth.
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