SO I went to a strip club last night. . .

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  • YourSexySecrets
    Confirmed User
    • Oct 2003
    • 468
    #1

    SO I went to a strip club last night. . .

    My friends and I have a highly complex rating system, that I have found to be very useful in the noisy clubs. . .

    If you put your index finger up, to symbolize the number "one", then she's a babe.

    If you put up yout index finger, and middle finger, to symbolize "two", then she's not hot.

    If you put up your index, middle, and ring finger to symbolize the number "three" then you can't decide.

    I hope this will you help in your future strip club endeavors. . .

    Stay tuned. . .I will share some primo moves to give strippers your dollar, and get the most out of your money!
    Lead me not into temptation [I can find the way myself]

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    • baddog
      So Fucking Banned
      • Apr 2001
      • 107089
      #2
      oh yeah, just what we need . . . . tips on giving money away to chicks

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        • detoxed
          vip member
          • Jan 2003
          • 17798
          #3
          So you are rating the strippers looks? What for?

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            • Spunky
              I need a beer
              • Jun 2002
              • 133978
              #4
              How about this for a thread rating

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                • xxxdesign-net
                  My hips don't lie
                  • Nov 2002
                  • 10129
                  #5
                  Originally posted by YourSexySecrets
                  My friends and I have a highly complex rating system, that I have found to be very useful in the noisy clubs. . .

                  If you put your index finger up, to symbolize the number "one", then she's a babe.

                  If you put up yout index finger, and middle finger, to symbolize "two", then she's not hot.

                  If you put up your index, middle, and ring finger to symbolize the number "three" then you can't decide.

                  Dorks!

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                    • MattO
                      The O is for Oohhh
                      • Feb 2003
                      • 10861
                      #6
                      what does it mean when you lean over the railing and shove your thumb up the stripper's ass?

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                        • grumpy
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Jan 2002
                          • 9870
                          #7
                          wow..thats amazing. And your friend made that all up by himself??
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                            • WebTitan
                              Confirmed User
                              • Mar 2003
                              • 5114
                              #8
                              Originally posted by MattO
                              what does it mean when you lean over the railing and shove your thumb up the stripper's ass?
                              it means you are in a righteous club

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                                • zzgundamnzz
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Apr 2002
                                  • 6102
                                  #9
                                  I want the 10sec I wasted to read your post back.


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                                    • YourSexySecrets
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Oct 2003
                                      • 468
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by MattO
                                      what does it mean when you lean over the railing and shove your thumb up the stripper's ass?
                                      it means that your thumb is going to smell!
                                      Lead me not into temptation [I can find the way myself]

                                      ICQ: 261031133

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                                        • Shoehorn!
                                          Die With Your Boots On
                                          • Oct 2003
                                          • 22872
                                          #11
                                          This thread is a waste of time, bandwidth, energy, thought, etc. If you're at a strip club, just yell "She's hot," "She's ugly," whatever. You're not a catcher signalling to a pitcher, just yell whatever you think.

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                                            • YourSexySecrets
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Oct 2003
                                              • 468
                                              #12
                                              Lead me not into temptation [I can find the way myself]

                                              ICQ: 261031133

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                                                • bufferover
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                  • 25222
                                                  #13
                                                  Most of the striping chicks are ugly

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                                                    • tungsten
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Mar 2004
                                                      • 10579
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by YourSexySecrets


                                                      it means that your thumb is going to smell!
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