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  • JamesK2
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    #26201
    Jules: No, Mr. Wolf, it ain't like that...

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    • JamesK2
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      #26202
      Vincent: I don't mean any disrespect, I just like people barking orders at me.

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      • JamesK2
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        #26203
        The Wolf: If I'm curt with you, it's because time is a factor here. I think fast, I talk fast, and I need you guys to act fast if you want to get out of this. So, pretty please - with sugar on top... clean the fuckin' car.

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        • JamesK2
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          #26204
          Jimmie: I can't believe this is the same car.

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          • JamesK2
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            #26205
            The Wolf: Well, let's not start sucking each other's dicks just yet.

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            • JamesK2
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              #26206
              Vincent: Jules, if you give that fuckin' nimrod fifteen hundred dollars, I'm gonna shoot him on general principles.

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              • JamesK2
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                #26207
                Vincent: Want some bacon?

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                • JamesK2
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                  #26208
                  Jules: No man, I don't eat pork.

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                  • JamesK2
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                    #26209
                    Vincent: Are you Jewish?

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                    • JamesK2
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                      #26210
                      Jules: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all.

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                      • JamesK2
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                        #26211
                        Vincent: Why not?

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                        • JamesK2
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                          #26212
                          Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.

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                          • JamesK2
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                            #26213
                            Vincent: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.

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                            • JamesK2
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                              #26214
                              Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own faeces.

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                              • JamesK2
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                                #26215
                                Vincent: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces.

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                                • JamesK2
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                                  #26216
                                  Jules: I don't eat dog either.

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                                  • JamesK2
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                                    #26217
                                    Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?

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                                    • JamesK2
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                                      #26218
                                      Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.

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                                      • JamesK2
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                                        #26219
                                        Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?

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                                        • JamesK2
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                                          #26220
                                          Butch: Will you hand me a towel, tulip?

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                                          • JamesK2
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                                            #26221
                                            Fabienne: Ah, I like that. I like tulip. Tulip is much better than mongoloid.

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                                            • JamesK2
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                                              #26222
                                              Marsellus: In the fifth, your ass goes down. Say it.

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                                              • JamesK2
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                                                #26223
                                                Butch: In the fifth, my ass goes down.

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                                                • JamesK2
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                                                  #26224
                                                  Mia: I do believe Marsellus Wallace, my husband, your boss, told you to take ME out and do WHATEVER I WANTED. Now I wanna dance, I wanna win. I want that trophy, so dance good.

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                                                  • JamesK2
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                                                    #26225
                                                    The Wolf: That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten.

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                                                    • JamesK2
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                                                      #26226
                                                      Jules: Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass.

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                                                      • JamesK2
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                                                        #26227
                                                        [Jules, Vincent and Jimmie are drinking coffee in Jimmie's kitchen]

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                                                        • JamesK2
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                                                          #26228
                                                          Jules Winnfield: Mmmm! Goddamn, Jimmie! This is some serious gourmet shit! Usually, me and Vince would be happy with some freeze-dried Taster's Choice, but he springs this serious GOURMET shit on us! What flavor is this?

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                                                          • JamesK2
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                                                            #26229
                                                            Jimmie Dimmick: Knock it off, Julie.

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                                                            • JamesK2
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                                                              #26230
                                                              Jules Winnfield: [pause] What?

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                                                              • JamesK2
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                                                                #26231
                                                                Jimmie Dimmick: I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys SHIT. Me, I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I wanjt to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead hahahahahaha in my garage.

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                                                                • JamesK2
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                                                                  #26232
                                                                  Jules Winnfield: Oh, Jimmie, don't even worry about that...

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                                                                  • JamesK2
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                                                                    #26233
                                                                    Jimmie Dimmick: No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you see a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead hahahahahaha Storage?"

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                                                                    • JamesK2
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                                                                      #26234
                                                                      Jules Winnfield: Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no...

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                                                                      • JamesK2
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                                                                        #26235
                                                                        Jimmie Dimmick: Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead hahahahahaha Storage?"

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                                                                        • JamesK2
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                                                                          #26236
                                                                          Jules Winnfield: [pause] No. I didn't.

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                                                                          • JamesK2
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                                                                            #26237
                                                                            Jimmie Dimmick: You know WHY you didn't see that sign?

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                                                                            • JamesK2
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                                                                              #26238
                                                                              Jules Winnfield: Why?

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                                                                              • JamesK2
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                                                                                #26239
                                                                                Jimmie Dimmick: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead hahahahahahas ain't my fucking business, that's why!

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                                                                                • JamesK2
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                                                                                  #26240
                                                                                  Jules: Whether or not what we experienced was an According to Hoyle miracle is insignificant. What is significant is that I felt the touch of God. God got involved.

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                                                                                  • JamesK2
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                                                                                    #26241
                                                                                    Jules: Whoa... whoa... whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing.

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                                                                                    • JamesK2
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                                                                                      #26242
                                                                                      Vincent: Not the same thing, the same ballpark.

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                                                                                      • JamesK2
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                                                                                        #26243
                                                                                        Jules: It ain't no fuckin' ballpark either. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her holyiest of holies, ain't the same ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Foot massages don't mean shit.

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                                                                                        • JamesK2
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                                                                                          #26244
                                                                                          Vincent: Have you ever given a foot massage?

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                                                                                          • JamesK2
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                                                                                            #26245
                                                                                            Jules: Don't be tellin' me about foot massages - I'm the foot fuckin' master.

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                                                                                            • JamesK2
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                                                                                              #26246
                                                                                              Vincent: Given a lot of 'em?

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                                                                                              • JamesK2
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                                                                                                Jules: Shit yeah. I got my technique down and everything, I don't be tickling or nothin'.

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                                                                                                • JamesK2
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                                                                                                  #26248
                                                                                                  Vincent: Would you give a guy a foot massage?

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                                                                                                  • JamesK2
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                                                                                                    #26249
                                                                                                    Jules: Fuck you.

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                                                                                                    • JamesK2
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                                                                                                      #26250
                                                                                                      Vincent: You give them a lot?

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