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  • JamesK2
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    #26051
    Jules: Whether or not what we experienced was an According to Hoyle miracle is insignificant. What is significant is that I felt the touch of God. God got involved.

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    • JamesK2
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      #26052
      Jules: Whoa... whoa... whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing.

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      • JamesK2
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        #26053
        Vincent: Not the same thing, the same ballpark.

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        • JamesK2
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          #26054
          Jules: It ain't no fuckin' ballpark either. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her holyiest of holies, ain't the same ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Foot massages don't mean shit.

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          • JamesK2
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            #26055
            Vincent: Have you ever given a foot massage?

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            • JamesK2
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              #26056
              Jules: Don't be tellin' me about foot massages - I'm the foot fuckin' master.

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              • JamesK2
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                #26057
                Vincent: Given a lot of 'em?

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                • JamesK2
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                  #26058
                  Jules: Shit yeah. I got my technique down and everything, I don't be tickling or nothin'.

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                  • JamesK2
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                    #26059
                    Vincent: Would you give a guy a foot massage?

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                    • JamesK2
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                      #26060
                      Jules: Fuck you.

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                      • JamesK2
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                        #26061
                        Vincent: You give them a lot?

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                        • JamesK2
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                          #26062
                          Vincent: You know, I'm getting kinda tired, I could use a foot massage.

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                          • JamesK2
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                            #26063
                            Jules: Man, you best back off, I'm gittin' pissed.

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                            • JamesK2
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                              #26064
                              Jimmie: I'm gonna get fuckin' divorced. No marriage counselling, no trial separation, I'm gonna get fuckin' divorced.

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                              • JamesK2
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                                #26065
                                Yolanda: Any of you fuckin' pricks move, and I'll execute every mother fuckin' last one of ya.

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                                • JamesK2
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                                  #26066
                                  Vincent: And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?

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                                  • JamesK2
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                                    #26067
                                    Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?

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                                    • JamesK2
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                                      #26068
                                      Vincent: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.

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                                      • JamesK2
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                                        #26069
                                        Jules: Then what do they call it?

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                                        • JamesK2
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                                          #26070
                                          Vincent: They call it a "Royale" with cheese.

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                                          • JamesK2
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                                            #26071
                                            Jules: A "Royale" with cheese. What do they call a Big Mac?

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                                            • JamesK2
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                                              #26072
                                              Vincent: Well, a Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it "le Big-Mac".

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                                              • JamesK2
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                                                #26073
                                                Jules: "Le Big-Mac". Ha ha ha ha. What do they call a Whopper?

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                                                • JamesK2
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                                                  #26074
                                                  Vincent: I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King.

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                                                  • JamesK2
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                                                    #26075
                                                    Jules: We should have shotguns for this kind of deal.

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                                                    • JamesK2
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                                                      #26076
                                                      Vincent: How many up there?

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                                                      • JamesK2
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                                                        #26077
                                                        Jules: Three or four.

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                                                        • JamesK2
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                                                          #26078
                                                          Vincent: That's countin' our guy?

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                                                          • JamesK2
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                                                            #26079
                                                            Jules: Not sure.

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                                                            • JamesK2
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                                                              #26080
                                                              Vincent: So that means there could be up to five guys up there?

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                                                              • JamesK2
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                                                                #26081
                                                                Jules: It's possible.

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                                                                • JamesK2
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                                                                  #26082
                                                                  Vincent: We should have fuckin' shotguns.

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                                                                  • JamesK2
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                                                                    #26083
                                                                    [after Butch saves Marsellus from rapists]

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                                                                    • JamesK2
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                                                                      #26084
                                                                      Butch: You okay?

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                                                                      • JamesK2
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                                                                        #26085
                                                                        Marsellus: Naw man. I'm pretty fuckin' far from okay.

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                                                                        • JamesK2
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                                                                          #26086
                                                                          Butch: What now?

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                                                                          • JamesK2
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                                                                            #26087
                                                                            Marsellus: What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' hahahahahahas, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass.

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                                                                            • JamesK2
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                                                                              #26088
                                                                              Butch: I meant what now between me and you?

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                                                                              • JamesK2
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                                                                                #26089
                                                                                Marsellus: Oh, that "what now." I tell you what now between me and you. There is no me and you. Not no more.

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                                                                                • JamesK2
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                                                                                  #26090
                                                                                  Jules: Now Yolanda, we're not gonna do anything stupid, are we?

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                                                                                  • JamesK2
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                                                                                    #26091
                                                                                    Yolanda: You don't hurt him.

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                                                                                    • JamesK2
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                                                                                      #26092
                                                                                      Jules: Nobody's gonna hurt anybody. We're gonna be like three little Fonzies here. And what's Fonzie like? Come on Yolanda what's Fonzie like?

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                                                                                      • JamesK2
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                                                                                        #26093
                                                                                        Yolanda: Cool?

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                                                                                        • JamesK2
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                                                                                          #26094
                                                                                          Jules: What?

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                                                                                          • JamesK2
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                                                                                            #26095
                                                                                            Yolanda: He's cool.

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                                                                                            • JamesK2
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                                                                                              #26096
                                                                                              Jules: Correctamundo. And that's what we're gonna be. We're gonna be cool. Now Ringo, I'm gonna count to three, and when I count three, you let go of your gun, and sit your ass down. But when you do it, you do it cool. Ready? One... two... three.

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                                                                                              • JamesK2
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                                                                                                #26097
                                                                                                [Ringo sits down opposite Jules]

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                                                                                                • JamesK2
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                                                                                                  #26098
                                                                                                  Yolanda: All right, now you let him go.

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                                                                                                  • JamesK2
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                                                                                                    #26099
                                                                                                    Jules: Yolanda, I thought you said you were gonna be cool. Now when you yell at me, it makes me nervous. And when I get nervous, I get scared. And when motherfuckers get scared, that's when motherfuckers accidentally get shot. But I don't want that. And you don't want that. And Ringo here *definitely* doesn't want that.

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                                                                                                    • JamesK2
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                                                                                                      #26100
                                                                                                      Yolanda: You just know, you touch him, you die.

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