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Ever gotten a boner while getting a professional massage...?

11-19-2004, 03:43 PM

Im thinking of getting a swedish or Californian massage by hopefuly a lovely lady.. . but im worry about embarassing reactions...

Someone got an embarrassing story..? How was your experience Juicy D.?
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11-19-2004, 03:44 PM

pay a bit more for the "happy ending" and they'll sort that out too
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11-19-2004, 03:44 PM

Just hire a whore at 1/3rd the cost and stick your big EMBARRASSING boner right in her face

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11-19-2004, 03:47 PM

"happy ending 40 dolla"

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11-19-2004, 03:52 PM

Holy fuck.. thats the massage place just in front of my Gym.. Its called.."Relaxation Center for You" (translated in english) .... I just made a google search.. and this is their ad...

" CENTRE de Relaxation pour toi enr. Nos masseuses te séduiront Laval 5035Bl des Laurentides 450 625-1700" "

It says " Our masseuses will seduce you.." Guess I'll definately get a boner.. and im sure they wont mind...
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11-19-2004, 03:54 PM

No, but I've gone flacid having a shadey massage froma crack whore with no teeth.
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11-19-2004, 03:57 PM

Originally posted by shermsshack
No, but I've gone flacid having a shadey massage froma crack whore with no teeth.

alright. i went overboard

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11-19-2004, 03:58 PM

yes i have... hehe, it was at my chiro's office, and some hot new chick came and gave me my massage... and when i turned around.... pitched tent... lol.... she just looked in shock 'oh my' hahaha

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11-19-2004, 04:01 PM

Never hada massage before. But I had to get some circulation tests run on my legs once, and had to wear shorts. Anyway, the girl who did the tests was a fucking hottie She had to use some kinda cream and a machine like a ultrasound thing and man she was all over my legs for over an hour. About 5 minutes into it I got a woody and it stayed hard the whole time. She saw it, and kinda smiled
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11-19-2004, 04:06 PM

hahaha i member back in the days when I was like 10 or 11 I would get all rock hard before my doctor would give me a physical. She was hot.

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11-19-2004, 04:19 PM

Just don't Fart....

the female therapists will think that far worse!!!!!!

That is the worst thing that has ever happened to me as a massage therapist (before being online) I had guys ask me to finish them off... (in a gym) I had them talk to me about sex with their wives (in the gym) and have had them pitch tent... not a big deal...

The worst was this guy who kept farting loud through the whole thing.. I could barely keep from laughing...
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11-19-2004, 05:13 PM

Here's some hot places for the folks in Montreal.. btw. anyone tried any of these...?

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11-19-2004, 07:35 PM

Massage is all about relaxing, don't worry about it

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11-19-2004, 07:37 PM

And amazingly enough she starts rubbing it for another 20 bucks

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11-19-2004, 07:38 PM

we called a lady the other day, who charges only $20 a hour for swedish. Trained in China & Tailand. Barely spoke English, but she did a really good job.
Farely attractive, about 35 years old, with a nice hard body. My wife left the room and left me alone with her. It was nice and relaxing, but not sexual.

May be next time I'll ask her for a hand job

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11-19-2004, 07:38 PM

Just ask if she can take care of it and if not say thank you anyways and does she mind if you do?...

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11-19-2004, 07:39 PM

Originally posted by xxxdesign-net
Im thinking of getting a swedish or Californian massage by hopefuly a lovely lady.. . but im worry about embarassing reactions...

Someone got an embarrassing story..? How was your experience Juicy D.?

By the way, jerk off before the massage. Less likely to get a hard on.

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11-19-2004, 07:39 PM

I got a tinkle

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11-19-2004, 07:44 PM

you wouldn't be the first one to pop a tent.
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11-19-2004, 08:00 PM

I'm usually too fucking relaxed to get wood in a massage... Unless they are right up on it.

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11-19-2004, 10:49 PM

i popped a woodie just reading all this

reminded me of the time i went to a happy ending massage place and this young oriental saw i was in a rush and said 'you need to go fast?' and i said yeah thinking 15 minutes but she quickly popped a condom in her month and on put it on me and then started licking my balls, giving me a handjob and fingering my ass with oil, holy fuck i was done in 1 minute... quickest ever.
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11-19-2004, 10:56 PM

Originally posted by abyss_al
yes i have... hehe, it was at my chiro's office, and some hot new chick came and gave me my massage... and when i turned around.... pitched tent... lol.... she just looked in shock 'oh my' hahaha

Was it in Woodland Hills?

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11-20-2004, 02:51 AM

Originally posted by hornybunny
i popped a woodie just reading all this

reminded me of the time i went to a happy ending massage place and this young oriental saw i was in a rush and said 'you need to go fast?' and i said yeah thinking 15 minutes but she quickly popped a condom in her month and on put it on me and then started licking my balls, giving me a handjob and fingering my ass with oil, holy fuck i was done in 1 minute... quickest ever.

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11-20-2004, 04:05 AM

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11-20-2004, 04:07 AM

Originally posted by hornybunny
fingering my ass with oil, holy fuck i was done in 1 minute... quickest ever.
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11-20-2004, 04:18 AM

Originally posted by hornybunny
i popped a woodie just reading all this

reminded me of the time i went to a happy ending massage place and this young oriental saw i was in a rush and said 'you need to go fast?' and i said yeah thinking 15 minutes but she quickly popped a condom in her month and on put it on me and then started licking my balls, giving me a handjob and fingering my ass with oil, holy fuck i was done in 1 minute... quickest ever.
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11-20-2004, 04:25 AM

everytime one time this older lady freaked the fuck out. i think she was new. most of the time i think they know that it's a natural reaction.
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