A skinny, pale and bespectacled young man enters a bar mostly frequented by women, orders a beer, and then takes a frog from his pocket. The frog is wearing a small red velvet jacket with the word 'CHAMP' emblazoned on the back. The frog proceeds to drink a small puddle of beer which the young man has carefully tipped onto the bar top.
After the second beer a small group of women have gathered to watch the frog, and a foxy redhead finally asks why he's called Champ.
"Because he's the world's greatest lover." The young man says proudly. "Nobody does it better than Champ. Nobody!"
"Bull," The redhead replies, she's been around a bit and feels she knows best. But, an hour later when no better offer has been made, and a few more drinks have made her pliable, she offers to take up the challenge.
Back at her place she disrobes and arranges herself on the bed. The young man places the frog carefully on the bed, but nothing happens. After two silent minutes he sighs, takes off his glasses, picks up the frog, looks it straight in the eyes and says, "Look, Champ! This is the last time I'm going to show you..."
Yeah, i agree it is pretty riced out which i normally don't like. I am big american car fan (I have a camaro myself) because of the power they put out, but there is just something about the supra I really like.
Originally posted by Mcarlsen Yeah, i agree it is pretty riced out which i normally don't like. I am big american car fan (I have a camaro myself) because of the power they put out, but there is just something about the supra I really like.
hell yea give me a 1987 buick grand national any day.
Originally posted by Mcarlsen Yeah, i agree it is pretty riced out which i normally don't like. I am big american car fan (I have a camaro myself) because of the power they put out, but there is just something about the supra I really like.
ya know what they say... what do 600 - 700 and 800 hp supras have in common... 13 second timeslips... they are great on the highway but a lot of the drivers arent proficient enough to get good traction on street tires
ya know what they say... what do 600 - 700 and 800 hp supras have in common... 13 second timeslips... they are great on the highway but a lot of the drivers arent proficient enough to get good traction on street tires
carry around head gaskets, if not copper ones to boot
Originally posted by Justfuckedmyself Its a fucking Toyota.....
This is a real sports car.....Porsche 911 GT3
This car is much more sexier
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If someone photoshopped an antena on top it would look just like a remote control car. Looks way too cheesy and riced up for me, I prefer cars that have style before being done up.
Definately not a perfect car. A perfect car would be able to drive over a common speed bump.
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