Just don't Fart....
the female therapists will think that far worse!!!!!!
That is the worst thing that has ever happened to me as a massage therapist (before being online) I had guys ask me to finish them off... (in a gym) I had them talk to me about sex with their wives (in the gym) and have had them pitch tent... not a big deal...
The worst was this guy who kept farting loud through the whole thing.. I could barely keep from laughing...