drop your dildo's!!!!!

**buddyjuf** · 03-19-2004, 06:28 PM

It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.

**digifan** · 03-19-2004, 06:29 PM

WTF is going on there? Let's hope siz unrealistic dildos - purple bunnies, waterproof transparent stuff or ducks will do tho

**=^..^=** · 03-19-2004, 06:29 PM

No wonder I never wanted to live there

**hova** · 03-19-2004, 06:29 PM

Originally posted by bdjuf
It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.

You have got to love america

**digifan** · 03-19-2004, 06:30 PM

Originally posted by bdjuf
It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.

You are joking, arent you?

**buddyjuf** · 03-19-2004, 06:30 PM

"It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel. "

**arial** · 03-19-2004, 06:31 PM

Originally posted by bdjuf
It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.

Damn, I should be sentenced to life by now.

**princess** · 03-19-2004, 06:32 PM

I'd just have to take my chances if I lived there.. gessh!

**boris77** · 03-19-2004, 06:33 PM

**hova** · 03-19-2004, 06:33 PM

"It is illegal to sell one?s eye" and not to mention very stupid

**gornyhuy** · 03-19-2004, 06:34 PM

Gee, no wonder Bush is such a fuckin' genius lawmaker.

**torrey** · 03-19-2004, 06:34 PM

**hova** · 03-19-2004, 06:34 PM

"Obnoxious odors may not be emitted while in an elevator."

STOP FARTING YOU CRIMINAL

**hova** · 03-19-2004, 06:36 PM

New York has some nice ones too

"It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun. "

"The penalty for jumping off a building is death. "

**stephanie m.** · 03-19-2004, 06:37 PM

LONG LIVE DUBYA!

**hova** · 03-19-2004, 06:37 PM

I just cant stop laughing now

New York law:

"A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket. "

"While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door. "

**hova** · 03-19-2004, 06:38 PM

"Citizens may not greet each other by "putting one's thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers"

I do that all the time here

**hova** · 03-19-2004, 06:39 PM

"It is illegal for a father to call his son a "faggot" or "queer" in an effort to curb "girlie behavior." "

That law is just wrong, I order every father to ignore that one

**hova** · 03-19-2004, 06:43 PM

ALABAMA:

"Boogers may not be flicked into the wind."

I would advise you not to do that

"It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile"

**Vanilla DeVille** · 03-19-2004, 06:44 PM

Tombstone, AZ

It is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling.

**hova** · 03-19-2004, 06:46 PM

Arizona:

"You may not have more than two dildos in a house."

"Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs. "

Americans are smart people!

**Rictor** · 03-19-2004, 06:50 PM

Retarded.

**hova** · 03-19-2004, 06:50 PM

Misisisisisisisisipi

"It is illegal to teach others what polygamy is. "

"A man may not seduce a woman by lying, and claiming he will marry her. "

"The fine for waving a gun in public is higher than actually shooting it."

"It is unlawful to shave in the center of main street. "

They take all the fun away

**hova** · 03-19-2004, 06:56 PM

Last one for my friends, you have no sense of humor

Nevada

"It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway. "

"Everyone walking the streets is required to wear a mask. "

"Men who wear moustaches are forbidden from kissing women"

"Sex toys are outlawed. "

Goodbye now my friends

**Vitasoy** · 03-19-2004, 07:02 PM

"It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway. "

DOh!! Oh well..

**digifan** · 03-19-2004, 07:08 PM

Originally posted by hova
Arizona:
"Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs. "

Thanks for the laugh

The one above is my favorite.. where did you find these laws?

**hova** · 03-19-2004, 07:09 PM

Originally posted by digifan

Thanks for the laugh The one above is my favorite.. where did you find these laws?

www.dumblaws.com

drop your dildo's!!!!!

drop your dildo's!!!!!

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