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Old 11-18-2004, 06:16 PM  
Theo
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http://www.bigbooblinks.com/index.php?p=review&id=284


The most interesting part of Lisa?s site is Booking Me section. Here, Lisa states she is a super nasty whore who will help you to relaxxx. She has some pretty strict rules, though. Not only are you paying for her services, but her security as well. She won?t do watersports, animals or minors. You can also film what goes on behind closed doors, for an additional 200 clams. Now, let?s look at her price list: 1 hour = $600.00 / 2 hours = $1100.00 / 4 hours = $2100.00 and for 24 hours of Lisa, Lisa, Lisa you?re looking at 6 grand. It gets better. Once you purchase one of these options online, you?re ?discreetly billed? under some JBL Media, Inc label and the description on your credit card (in case your wife happens to pay the bills in your household) is a ?Web Consulting Meeting?. Try to explain to your old lady that you had a web consultation that lasted 24 hours. Good fucking luck, pal!

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