Test Results...funny

A man is lying in bed in a hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth.

A young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet.

"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know. I'm only here to

wash your hands and feet."

He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"

Finally, she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his penis in

one hand, his testicles in the other, takes a close look, and says,

"There's nothing wrong with them!"

Finally, the man pulls off his oxygen mask and replies, "That was very

nice but, are... my... test... results... back!"