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Originally posted by Sly
People that can't tell short stories.
I'm a fairly simple person. I like to keep things simple and uncomplicated. My stories are very short, very simple. If somebody asks me what I did today, I'll say "ran to the mall and picked up a couple movies, nothing special."
Now if you ask somebody else what they did today, you'll get "I was bored of all my movies, haven't bought a new one in a while so I looked through the ads to see if there were any specials. Best Buy had a couple sales but the selection was pretty crappy so I ran over to the Grossmont Mall since Parkway Plaza SUCKS! Target had a couple specials so I bought a few there. Probably going to watch one later tonight after I finish my paper. My teacher is being a real bitch and wants us to write ANOTHER copy!"
Call me a prick, but I like things short and sweet.
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short like this reply?
anyways, what I hate:
- people using toilet paper, getting to the end of the roll, but leave one fucking piece of paper on the roll, so they don't have to change it for a new one..
- people who don't look and just walk backwards (ie. in a supermarket) and bump into you, is just so fucking annoying.. When you're in a car, you'll also look behind you before you put it in reverse, why don't do the same when you're walking..
- kids who pay no attention, running around and bump into you