Have you ever been this desparate for $$$?

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  • Evil1
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2002
    • 3893

    #1

    Have you ever been this desparate for $$$?

    The story:

    Small party with a few freinds, as you can see one was drinking and took a liking to a childs doll.


    After a little more drinking the bet was made.. $20 to hit the grocery store for some muchies with the doll, a plastic kids shopping cart, and a meaningless conversation with the doll thru the isles. We thought he'd puss out once we got there. We were wrong!

    And he's off!


    Did his shopping!


    and had his meaningless conversation with the doll.. this was a half second before he cuffed the doll in the head and blurted out "i said NO COOKIES you little prick"
  • Evil1
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2002
    • 3893

    #2
    then made it thru the checkout without security or the police


    And made his getaway..


    I can't figure out if this was the best $20 i've ever spent or he's the biggest dumbass I know.

    (sorry about the blurry pictures, i was trying like hell to get them without anyone actually knowing I was with him)

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    • TweetyBird
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      • Feb 2004
      • 8532

      #3
      omg, should I cry of laugh ? lol
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      • DamageX
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        • Jun 2001
        • 14293

        #4
        It's spelled 'aisles'.
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        • BradM
          Confirmed User
          • Dec 2003
          • 3397

          #5
          Pointless?

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          • cold_ice
            Confirmed User
            • Jun 2002
            • 3027

            #6
            Nice

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            • Ross
              Ik ben een aap
              • Sep 2002
              • 18874

              #7
              I guess this must be one of those situations where you gotta be there huh?

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              • InsaneMidget
                Confirmed User
                • May 2002
                • 3767

                #8
                i feel bad for him

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                • doornx
                  Confirmed User
                  • Nov 2003
                  • 2531

                  #9
                  i think it's priceless..don't you have any freaking imagination

                  shouting "i said no fucking cookies LOL" great stuff
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                  • IPK
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                    • Sep 2003
                    • 4209

                    #10
                    hehe that's priceless
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                    • Gardner
                      Registered User
                      • Jan 2003
                      • 35

                      #11
                      LOL... yes sir that was one fun/fucked up night...I'm still in shock that he did it for $20 i would have held out for more!!!

                      Bullshit... i wouldnt have done it

                      When are we getting him back up here to pull more stupid shit like that???

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                      • Paul Waters
                        Confirmed User
                        • Mar 2003
                        • 4402

                        #12
                        Not bad. Not bad at all.



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                        • WicKed NinJas
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jun 2003
                          • 965

                          #13
                          never been that desperate for $20 but that is just to funny. We used to get stoned and walk through the groucery store eating chips and cakes and cookies and things of that nature but never talking to and assaulting a doll...lol
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                          • Ic3m4nZ
                            Confirmed User
                            • Aug 2003
                            • 6285

                            #14
                            I'm not impressed in 2004 some people will even kill others for 20$.

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                            • Rorschach
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Aug 2002
                              • 5579

                              #15
                              I would have done it for $10.

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                              • Vitasoy
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                                • Oct 2003
                                • 58202

                                #16
                                That's funny yet sooo wrong


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                                • raster
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Aug 2003
                                  • 784

                                  #17
                                  Amazing that mall security didn't stop him

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                                  • Gardner
                                    Registered User
                                    • Jan 2003
                                    • 35

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Ic3m4nZ
                                    I'm not impressed in 2004 some people will even kill others for 20$.

                                    they arnt recent pics.. that was done back in 1998

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                                    • Evil1
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Mar 2002
                                      • 3893

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Gardner



                                      they arnt recent pics.. that was done back in 1998
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                                      • Ironhorse
                                        Pixel Pusher
                                        • Nov 2002
                                        • 7094

                                        #20
                                        Hmm..yeah he just made $120 an hour, who's the dumbass??
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                                        • SoundMan
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Nov 2003
                                          • 3471

                                          #21
                                          reminds my of big fat wedding show..

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                                          • Living For Today
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Feb 2002
                                            • 3970

                                            #22
                                            ahha classic. im sure he didnt do it for the money but its jsut fun to do funny shit like that sometimes

                                            as immature as it is next time me and my mates are drunk were going to take the video camera into the shopping centre and get one person to pick up the PA microphone and start by saying....."attention all....this is god talking to you"

                                            should be pretty funny to see peoples reactions.

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                                            • jact
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                                              • Sep 2002
                                              • 9134

                                              #23
                                              I bet he was a SWOIT sig whore!
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                                              • Pun
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                                                • Oct 2003
                                                • 379

                                                #24
                                                Seems like that story could be put to use in one of those Mastercard "Priceless" advertisements.
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