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Originally posted by azguy
For fuck sakes. I can't even continue to read. DUDE. Listen. There are MILLIONS OVER MILLIONS of girls out there, and you wanna tell me you can't find another love? Come on. Yeah, Jennifer is unique. SO WHAT. Remember - something didn't work out - so why the fuck do you want to go back to that same thing?
I know it hurts. BEEN THERE. (LOL I REMEMBER HOW PATHETIC I WAS.. LOL). It all goes away and a new life awaits. At least you nailed that 19 year old. That's progress.
KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK:
* change phone numbers
* move to a new apt
* put your old house on fire
* burn everything - including clothes and pets she touched
* burn everything you haven't burnt yet in the one above
Remember: don't be obsessive.
L O L
Seriously man, it will be good. MILLIONS OVER MILLIONS. Get a life. None of us is getting any younger.
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This was funnier than Chris's "letter".
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