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  • LadyMischief
    Orgasms N Such!
    • Sep 2002
    • 18135

    #1

    ummmm...OUCH

    http://www.pressherald.com/news/stat...crossguy.shtml

    HARTLAND ? A Hartland man was treated at a Pittsfield hospital after he nailed himself to a cross. The 23-year-old man apparently was trying to commit suicide Thursday evening in his living room, the Bangor Daily News reported.

    Somerset County Sheriff Barry DeLong said Monday that no charges will be filed. "There is no crime here," he said.

    Police said the man appeared delusional and told them he had been "seeing pictures of God on the computer." He told them he had not seen the hit movie "The Passion of the Christ," which depicts the Crucifixion of Jesus.

    Lt. Pierre Boucher said the man took two pieces of wood, nailed them together in the form of a cross and placed them on the floor. He attached a suicide sign to the wood and then proceeded to nail one of his hands to the makeshift cross using a 14-penny nail and a hammer.

    "When he realized that he was unable to nail his other hand to the board, he called 911," Boucher said.

    It was unclear whether the man was seeking assistance for his injury or help in nailing down his other hand.

    Hartland Fire Department members responded, said Boucher, and cut off the wood while it was still attached to the man's hand. The wood and the victim were taken to Sebasticook Valley Hospital, where the nail was removed.

    Boucher said he did not know whether the man received further treatment.

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  • Jimbo
    Confirmed User
    • Oct 2001
    • 3989

    #2
    fuck Jesus
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    • Repetitive Monkey
      Confirmed User
      • Feb 2004
      • 3505

      #3
      Old news, already posted and discussed.

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      • sworld
        Confirmed User
        • Feb 2003
        • 512

        #4
        it would make a great movie.....

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        • gutter
          Confirmed User
          • Oct 2003
          • 260

          #5
          thats extremely troubling, yet hilarious because he didnt think in advance that you cant nail both your hands to a cross....some people, i tell you
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          • slackologist
            Confirmed User
            • Jul 2002
            • 2379

            #6
            yeah.. sounds like a difficult task... nice black comedy there. poor fool.

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            • Evil1
              Confirmed User
              • Mar 2002
              • 3893

              #7
              Originally posted by LadyMischief
              "When he realized that he was unable to nail his other hand to the board, he called 911," Boucher said.
              [/B]
              Ya, well thought out plan

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              • Slick
                Confirmed User
                • Feb 2001
                • 7338

                #8
                Originally posted by LadyMischief
                It was unclear whether the man was seeking assistance for his injury or help in nailing down his other hand.
                ROFL, ha ha ha.

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                • LadyMischief
                  Orgasms N Such!
                  • Sep 2002
                  • 18135

                  #9
                  Originally posted by LadyMischief

                  It was unclear whether the man was seeking assistance for his injury or help in nailing down his other hand.

                  That part just slays me haha.

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                  • liquidmoe
                    Confirmed User
                    • Mar 2002
                    • 4994

                    #10
                    "When he realized that he was unable to nail his other hand to the board, he called 911," Boucher said.

                    I would think he would have realized that before nailing his hand to one side, oh well.

                    Take Luck!

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                    • quiet
                      we'll miss you our friend. RIP
                      • Sep 2001
                      • 25115

                      #11
                      Originally posted by LadyMischief


                      That part just slays me haha.
                      no shit, too funny
                      we'll miss you our friend. RIP

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                      • axelcat
                        Adult Locals
                        • Jun 2002
                        • 25450

                        #12
                        ouch

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                        • cool1
                          sex is good
                          • Sep 2001
                          • 24939

                          #13
                          I wonder what kind of drugs he was on.

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                          • foolio
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                            • Nov 2002
                            • 12366

                            #14
                            he shouda started by nailing his dick to the cross first

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                            • Babagirls
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                              • Feb 2001
                              • 18812

                              #15
                              Originally posted by foolio
                              he shouda started by nailing his dick to the cross first




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                              • Alex Xe

                                #16
                                ouch

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                                • TweetyBird
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                                  • Feb 2004
                                  • 8532

                                  #17
                                  ouch indeed
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                                  • Lykos
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                                    • Apr 2003
                                    • 31027

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by sworld
                                    it would make a great movie.....
                                    Definitly

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                                    • raster
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Aug 2003
                                      • 784

                                      #19
                                      What a nob

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                                      • TekayRoyal
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Mar 2004
                                        • 930

                                        #20
                                        uhhhhh.....didn't even need to read the whole thing...what a dumb ass

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                                        • myjah
                                          Back in the harbor
                                          • Sep 2003
                                          • 11482

                                          #21
                                          well now that whole plan just went to shit now didnt it
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                                          • Rankings
                                            • Jan 2004
                                            • 10633

                                            #22
                                            uh, how bout another method of death, like naturally
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                                            • Ash@phpFX
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                                              • Nov 2003
                                              • 4292

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by sworld
                                              it would make a great movie.....
                                              or a book

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                                              • riosluts
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Sep 2003
                                                • 5250

                                                #24
                                                umm how exactly was he planning on nailing the other hand. also the pain would be so unbearable he probably would of called 911 anyways

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                                                • pimplink
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                                                  • Jun 2001
                                                  • 9535

                                                  #25
                                                  Stupid! but very funny!
                                                  he actually tickles my funny bones!

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                                                    • Jan 2002
                                                    • 60840

                                                    #26
                                                    there is no pain like mental pain

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                                                    • X-Wing
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                                                      • Aug 2003
                                                      • 768

                                                      #27
                                                      what an idiot

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                                                      • VeriSexy
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                                                        • Apr 2002
                                                        • 25463

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by gutter
                                                        thats extremely troubling, yet hilarious because he didnt think in advance that you cant nail both your hands to a cross....some people, i tell you
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