it's bad you know!! dont do it!!!
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get this stuff called AIRCRAFT REMOVER from a hardware store and pour it all over his car... that shit will take paint off anythingComment
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Let me borrow it for an afternoon at Road AmericaOriginally posted by wdsguy
My gf's ex decided to fuck with her car today, I figure I would return the favor. You guys got any good suggestions on what to do to his ride?
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Baseball Bat + Potato in the muffler!
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Throw a couple of ballons full of paint thinner it'll eat up the paint really bad.Comment
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If you must attack his car
put water in the carb or suger in his gas tank, or just climb on the hood and take a shit on his windshield.Comment
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Heard, but never done it.
Get a thing of liquid nitrogen or dry ice or whatever. Put a couple cans of shaving cream in there and make sure they have enough time to freeze. Quickly hacksaw the shaving cream cans open or get an opening any way you can. Chuck em in the car if possible. I guess if a window's cracked you could force it down further and get it in there. You get what's gonna happen when the block of shaving cream thaws.
For the air intake for the a/c, hadn't thought about that. I'm sure you could get a couple packages of velveeta cheese in there. I'd imagine it'd make the car smell less than fresh.icq 279990726
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Here's what to do:
1) Dress up like a pirate.
2) Use the lockpick in your lockpicking kit and pick the door lock.
3) Use your car alarm disabler kit to shut off the alarm.
4) Hotwire the car with a hotwire kit.
5) Drive the car to a really high cliff.
6) Drive the car over the cliff doing over 60mph.
7) Open the driver's side door, jump out, and parachute to safety!
Oh, the pirate costume was so that if anyone sees you doing this, they'll tell the cops "a pirate did it" and you won't get blamed, since you're not a pirate. If you are a pirate, use a ninja costume instead.
OR she can call the cops on the guy. But I think the first suggestion is more rational.Comment
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Run down to any Kragens or Autozone and ask for AIRCRAFT Stripper, its like $8.00 for a quart. Then simply pour it down the whole top of the car and drive away. Rest assured his paint will be destroyed.
note. Don't get any on your skin, it fucking stings. I used it for my camaro restoration.Comment
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cement block always does the trickComment
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Aha the old " it wasn't me it was a pirate excuse "Originally posted by Baal
Here's what to do:
1) Dress up like a pirate.
2) Use the lockpick in your lockpicking kit and pick the door lock.
3) Use your car alarm disabler kit to shut off the alarm.
4) Hotwire the car with a hotwire kit.
5) Drive the car to a really high cliff.
6) Drive the car over the cliff doing over 60mph.
7) Open the driver's side door, jump out, and parachute to safety!
Oh, the pirate costume was so that if anyone sees you doing this, they'll tell the cops "a pirate did it" and you won't get blamed, since you're not a pirate. If you are a pirate, use a ninja costume instead.
OR she can call the cops on the guy. But I think the first suggestion is more rational.
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pour brake fluid on carComment
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I say get really mean and park your own car in his driveway tonite and bang his ex in the front seat of it and loudly honk the horn!
That should just about do it!
DHComment
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styrofoam cups broken up in the gas tank.......pieces of itComment
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call a cops and report them!!Comment
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Error ;) Insurance company pay for this damage ..Originally posted by Spotter_03
SUGAR IN HIS GAS TANK
and he will never drive that car again!
*unless he gets a new motor and fule system!!*
Use Pepsi , no one see shit ;) Worked #1 before ;)!Comment
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Originally posted by CamChicks
my grandad used this trick once:
1) remove hubcaps
2) insert dead fish
3) replace hubcaps
they will never figure out where the smell is coming from.
Simple but effective, I like it.
Everyone always says sugar in the fuel tank, but how the fuck do you get it in there? Almost all cars have a locking fuel cap, do you smash this off? I dont think many people would be able to pick the lock. Does any one actually try this or just act like they're a hard hahahaha and suggest it. Am I missing something?Comment
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Be a bigger man, support her, but let her deal with her own problems. Don't play kiddie games... If its a routine problem call the authorities...Originally posted by wdsguy
My gf's ex decided to fuck with her car today, I figure I would return the favor. You guys got any good suggestions on what to do to his ride?IcooCash - DVD Content for your TGP
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super glue his gass cap shut...
or just confront him about it..In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator.Comment
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Call the cops, but if you feel you must stoop to his level...
be my guest, I only know that if I found someone doing any of the above recommendations to my car, they would be facing the business end a Remington 870.Comment
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How did the guy screw with your gf's car. if you do something to his car, he will just get you or get back again. think about it
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Wow. you're insane, remind me never to piss you off wildman.Originally posted by crockett
super glue his gass cap shut...
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figure what car he drives
rent the same car with the same color
try to get a copy of his license plate (shouldnt be hard)
put it on the rented car
and then be sure you get caught with 200 mph at every Police Traffic Radar setup you can find.Comment
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Originally posted by Baal
Here's what to do:
1) Dress up like a pirate.
2) Use the lockpick in your lockpicking kit and pick the door lock.
3) Use your car alarm disabler kit to shut off the alarm.
4) Hotwire the car with a hotwire kit.
5) Drive the car to a really high cliff.
6) Drive the car over the cliff doing over 60mph.
7) Open the driver's side door, jump out, and parachute to safety!
Oh, the pirate costume was so that if anyone sees you doing this, they'll tell the cops "a pirate did it" and you won't get blamed, since you're not a pirate. If you are a pirate, use a ninja costume instead.
OR she can call the cops on the guy. But I think the first suggestion is more rational.
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HAHA This thread just gave me a fun filled friday night, LOL
J/Kya ya, I'll fill this in later...Comment
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Yeah right! Go fuck this bitch!Originally posted by TekayRoyal
leave it alone......and fuck him up.....messing with a mans car is chicken shit.....confront his ass about it
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Super glue all the locks. If the car is unlocked super glue the ignition as well. I did that to a ex of mine. Its fast and easy...Comment
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Originally posted by Baal
Here's what to do:
1) Dress up like a pirate.
2) Use the lockpick in your lockpicking kit and pick the door lock.
3) Use your car alarm disabler kit to shut off the alarm.
4) Hotwire the car with a hotwire kit.
5) Drive the car to a really high cliff.
6) Drive the car over the cliff doing over 60mph.
7) Open the driver's side door, jump out, and parachute to safety!
Oh, the pirate costume was so that if anyone sees you doing this, they'll tell the cops "a pirate did it" and you won't get blamed, since you're not a pirate. If you are a pirate, use a ninja costume instead.
OR she can call the cops on the guy. But I think the first suggestion is more rational.
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...then he just says the car was stolen.Originally posted by Adultlexicon
figure what car he drives
rent the same car with the same color
try to get a copy of his license plate (shouldnt be hard)
put it on the rented car
and then be sure you get caught with 200 mph at every Police Traffic Radar setup you can find.Last edited by Plan9; 03-17-2004, 10:07 PM.Comment
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I always thought superglueing their wipers would be the shitSpam link hereComment
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Lol reminds me:
One time a friend of mine poured some cement powder in a pick up's gas tank, i wonder the damage it causedSpam link hereComment
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shaving cream works i ntheory, but a shaving cream can will never fill up a car. you need like 50 of the thingsOriginally posted by cluck
Heard, but never done it.
Get a thing of liquid nitrogen or dry ice or whatever. Put a couple cans of shaving cream in there and make sure they have enough time to freeze. Quickly hacksaw the shaving cream cans open or get an opening any way you can. Chuck em in the car if possible. I guess if a window's cracked you could force it down further and get it in there. You get what's gonna happen when the block of shaving cream thaws.
For the air intake for the a/c, hadn't thought about that. I'm sure you could get a couple packages of velveeta cheese in there. I'd imagine it'd make the car smell less than fresh.Comment
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Easiest, cheapest and hardest to fix
Carbon track his Spark plug
get a thick / soft (4b / 6b) pencil, draw a line from the tip of his spark plug to the bottom.
everytime he tries to start the car, it shorts down the carbon, and won't go. this is one of the things that takes agfes to solve, cos even if they check the spark plug, they wont notice a faint pencil mark.Comment
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this will lift the paint of the carOriginally posted by kimzar
pour brake fluid on car
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beat the shit out of the guyComment
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Bang the windshield, or damp it to a near shore...Comment
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Yeah just kick his assOriginally posted by pushpills
stop being a pussy and kick his ass
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Thermite would probably burn all the way thru his hood, motor,
axle, and then the road.
Tho it's better to just ring the cops and start the legal process.
It's their job, the situation won't get outta hand as fast, and
when the shit hits the fan they know it isn't your fault.
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Jack up the car, put it on blocks, slash the tyres, fill 'em with concrete, wait till it hardens, remove blocks.Converting like a mofoComment
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