Classic! OJ says "Martha Stewart was framed!"

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  • Amputate Your Head
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    • Aug 2001
    • 39075
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    Classic! OJ says "Martha Stewart was framed!"

    The former football star says Stewart was framed?and offers to help look for the real liars.

    March 16 - Embattled domestic diva Martha Stewart received support from an unlikely ally today in the person of former football great O.J. Simpson. Simpson took time out from a round of golf in Sarasota, Florida, to tell members of the press that he believed Stewart had been "framed" in her recent trial on charges stemming from her sale of ImClone stock.

    The Heisman Trophy winner said that he would drop everything to help Stewart, telling reporters, "From this day forward, I will dedicate all of my time and energy to finding the real liars." According to Simpson, the domestic doyenne was not responsible for the lies about her stock sale, but instead was "set up" by "the real liars," whose identities remain unknown.

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    • maxdaname
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      • Oct 2003
      • 5193
      #2
      From all the celebs out there, she had the get HIS support! Poor Martha!

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        • Vic Lagina
          Confirmed User
          • Jul 2003
          • 1409
          #3
          It's all a conspiracy.

          I love it how he says he will drop everything to find the real liars...just like he has dropped everything to find Ron and Nicole's REAL killers. I guess that excludes golf...seems like that's all the motherfucker does nowadays.
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            • Holly
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              • Jun 2003
              • 10017
              #4
              satire

              n.

              1. A literary work in which human vice or folly is attacked through irony, derision, or wit.

              2. Irony, sarcasm, or caustic wit used to attack or expose folly, vice, or stupidity.
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                • icedemon
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                  • Jun 2003
                  • 1022
                  #5
                  STOP CONFUSING ME.

                  At first I though it was a joke. Then it looked kinda real. Then after reading where it says "Satire", I realize it's a joke again.

                  My brain cann't take this during this time of the day.
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                    • Amputate Your Head
                      There can be only one
                      • Aug 2001
                      • 39075
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Holly
                      satire

                      n.

                      1. A literary work in which human vice or folly is attacked through irony, derision, or wit.

                      2. Irony, sarcasm, or caustic wit used to attack or expose folly, vice, or stupidity.


                      i thought it would last longer than 3 replies.
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                        • Bansheelinks
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                          • Apr 2003
                          • 6023
                          #7
                          Maybe he'll visit her in prison with a knife...........oh sorry, that was Mark Furman.

                          What? Furman wasn't even there until about 40 other officers had already combed the scene? What? That was OJ's blood found all over the place? Liar! What? They had Martha dumping that stock after she found out others were going to dump it? Lies I tell you! Believe in OJ! He is right! Forensic science and everyone else is wrong! That picture of him in those Bruno Magli shoes he denied having was also obviously a fake! Right?

                          I mean, come on, both of those people can't be guilty?


                          Right?

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                            • axelcat
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                              • Jun 2002
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                                • Holly
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Jun 2003
                                  • 10017
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Amputate Your Head




                                  i thought it would last longer than 3 replies.
                                  See? It doesn't even matter. That's what special about this place.
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                                    • TheJimmy
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                                      • Jan 2001
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                                        • SLAiN787
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                                          • Nov 2003
                                          • 693
                                          #11

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                                            • Vic Lagina
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                                              • Jul 2003
                                              • 1409
                                              #12
                                              Damn! You got me!

                                              If I had hit the link, I would have known better....

                                              Nice haze!
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                                                • riosluts
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                                                  • Sep 2003
                                                  • 5250
                                                  #13
                                                  jsut because she or they are celebrities doesnt mean they dont deserve to go to jail

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                                                    • Bansheelinks
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                                                      • Apr 2003
                                                      • 6023
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by riosluts
                                                      jsut because she or they are celebrities doesnt mean they dont deserve to go to jail
                                                      I wasn't being serious, Riosluts. I was being goofy along with the spirit of this thread which is satire. I think she should rot in prison. And OJ? Lets just say I wish he would have committed the crime and been criminally convicted in Florida. Need I say more? And no, thats NOT satire.

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                                                        • GigaRoss
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                                                          • Dec 2003
                                                          • 4357
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