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  • FACE
    So Fucking Banned
    • Feb 2004
    • 153

    #1

    The scariest fucking thing happened to me last night

    Holy fucking shit...I couldn't fall asleep so I went downstairs to read on the sofa. I reached to turn on the light and saw an old woman talking to one of my cats. I almost fucking died...I froze and asked her what the fuck she was doing...she turned to me and vanished. holy shit...I ran back upstairs and woke my wife up shaking and we had a long talk. I guess she has seen her before but didn't want to tell me. I'm fucking scared shitless now...anone here ever see a ghost?
  • Fletch XXX
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    • Jan 2002
    • 60840

    #2
    smoke more herbs man.

    she'll talk to you eventually

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    • Headless
      Registered User
      • Jan 2001
      • 26727

      #3
      You on ludes?

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      • kirupai
        Confirmed User
        • Aug 2003
        • 894

        #4
        Originally posted by Fletch XXX
        smoke more herbs man.

        she'll talk to you eventually

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        • Mazer Rackus
          So Fucking Banned
          • Apr 2002
          • 333

          #5
          She will kill you in your sleep.

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          • llabtaem
            Confirmed User
            • Feb 2004
            • 969

            #6
            I have ghosts

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            • Mike-BP
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              • Mar 2003
              • 1270

              #7
              freaky
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              • buddyjuf

                #8
                postcount = credibility

                sorry bro, you got none

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                • DarkJedi
                  No Refunds Issued.
                  • Feb 2001
                  • 28301

                  #9
                  Was she saying:

                  "Help me Obi-wan, you are our only hope!"


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                  • Repetitive Monkey
                    Confirmed User
                    • Feb 2004
                    • 3505

                    #10
                    Once the switch of a light in my living room kept going back on after I had turned it off and begun to move away from it.

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                    • hova
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                      • Jan 2002
                      • 22430

                      #11
                      Mushrooms can make ones life much more interesting.
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                      • johnbosh
                        Confirmed User
                        • Aug 2002
                        • 8965

                        #12
                        wtf you even scaring me

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                        • polish_aristocrat
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Jul 2002
                          • 40377

                          #13
                          I don't use ICQ anymore.

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                          • CE_BigB
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                            • Oct 2003
                            • 1292

                            #14
                            Originally posted by FACE
                            Holy fucking shit...I couldn't fall asleep so I went downstairs to read on the sofa. I reached to turn on the light and saw an old woman talking to one of my cats. I almost fucking died...I froze and asked her what the fuck she was doing...she turned to me and vanished. holy shit...I ran back upstairs and woke my wife up shaking and we had a long talk. I guess she has seen her before but didn't want to tell me. I'm fucking scared shitless now...anone here ever see a ghost?

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                            • Fletch XXX
                              GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                              • Jan 2002
                              • 60840

                              #15
                              Originally posted by hova
                              Mushrooms can make ones life much more interesting.
                              heyhe

                              very.

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                              • FACE
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • Feb 2004
                                • 153

                                #16
                                Originally posted by johnbosh
                                wtf you even scaring me

                                My cat seemed freaked out and scared. This would explain why some items in our house have mysteriously broken.....fuck though, this is scary as hell. I never believed in this shit, really.

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                                • cool1
                                  sex is good
                                  • Sep 2001
                                  • 24939

                                  #17
                                  wow you see dead people.
                                  gotta be the drugs

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                                  • GoodGuy
                                    So Fucking Banned
                                    • Aug 2003
                                    • 881

                                    #18
                                    leave crack

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                                    • bdld
                                      $100,000
                                      • Dec 2001
                                      • 11452

                                      #19
                                      "ghosts" are real

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                                      • Vic Lagina
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                                        • Jul 2003
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                                        #20
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                                        • GoodGuy
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                                          • Aug 2003
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                                          #21

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                                          • Kicker
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                                            #22
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                                            • FACE
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Feb 2004
                                              • 153

                                              #23
                                              No drugs. I dont take anything.
                                              Dont even drink much.

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                                              • DarkJedi
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                                                • Feb 2001
                                                • 28301

                                                #24
                                                On a serious note, this happend to a friend of mine.

                                                He was found dead 24 hours later.

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                                                • Ic3m4nZ
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                                                  • Aug 2003
                                                  • 6285

                                                  #25
                                                  Maybe .. ghosts are indeed real..

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                                                  • Mazer Rackus
                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                    • Apr 2002
                                                    • 333

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by DarkJedi
                                                    On a serious note, this happend to a friend of mine.

                                                    He was found dead 24 hours later.

                                                    Were his eyes missing?

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                                                    • Buddy
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                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                      • 1828

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by DarkJedi
                                                      On a serious note, this happend to a friend of mine.

                                                      He was found dead 24 hours later.
                                                      Yeah, I think it's a sign or something.
                                                      You shouldn't go to sleep ever again.

                                                      Good thinking on the part of your wife not mentioning the scary ass old demon lady hanging out at the house. I can see how she wouldn't want to trouble you with that....
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                                                      • galleryseek
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                                                        • Mar 2002
                                                        • 8234

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by DarkJedi
                                                        On a serious note, this happend to a friend of mine.

                                                        He was found dead 24 hours later.
                                                        rofl that is seriously true, i remember hearing about that actually..

                                                        FACE, you better watch your fucking back man.

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                                                        • cherrylula
                                                          lol
                                                          • Jan 2002
                                                          • 15969

                                                          #29
                                                          I saw a ghost once. It flew out of the hallway.

                                                          Seriously. It was like a burst of light, flew past my head as I was turning on the light switch, and I thought it was the bulb popping/burning out. But it wasn't the light bulb, it was fine and worked the next day.

                                                          Fletch saw it too, so it wasn't the booze and weed.

                                                          In fact he saw it from a different angle than I did. It was like a ghost bird thing.

                                                          I wish it would appear more often.

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                                                          • hoe_vender
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                                                            • Dec 2003
                                                            • 2018

                                                            #30
                                                            I smell bullshit
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                                                            • cluck
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                                                              • Dec 2002
                                                              • 5248

                                                              #31
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                                                              • Babagirls
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                                                                • Feb 2001
                                                                • 18812

                                                                #32
                                                                try having a ghost on your bed leaning over you about a foot away from your face ..then talk to me about being scared.




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                                                                • SlickCash Sarah
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                                                                  • Feb 2004
                                                                  • 2055

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Face..burn some SANDALWOOD insence in your home. This will calm the spirit..if indeed you do have on in your home. They are not there to frighten you..rather, to relay a message so they may pass on to the other realm. They are kind of stuck in limbo until they pass on the message--then there souls may rest. Don't be frightened.

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                                                                  • Fletch XXX
                                                                    GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                                    • Jan 2002
                                                                    • 60840

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Babagirls
                                                                    try having a ghost on your bed leaning over you about a foot away from your face ..then talk to me about being scared.
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                                                                    • CheeseFrog
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                                                                      • Dec 2003
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                                                                      #35
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                                                                      • cluck
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                                                                        • Dec 2002
                                                                        • 5248

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Maybe the ghost wants a geo-targetting script? I wonder where she could buy one for a good reasonable price?
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                                                                        • galleryseek
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                                                                          • Mar 2002
                                                                          • 8234

                                                                          #37
                                                                          ghosts can sense fear... so when you lay in bed at night... you can't let those thoughts get to you... you know the thoughts i'm referring to... demonic entities roaming within your house, through your walls... above your head, under your bed... angry, evil, apparitions that know you know they're there... waiting to rip your fucking head off.

                                                                          don't think those things and you'll be fine.

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                                                                          • JOKER
                                                                            Facit Omnia Voluntas
                                                                            • Apr 2003
                                                                            • 2105

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Have you watched Gothika lately?

                                                                            If it happens again,have the balls and try to talk to her.

                                                                            I'm seriously interested in this.


                                                                            Take care man,

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                                                                            • FACE
                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                              • Feb 2004
                                                                              • 153

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by Buddy

                                                                              Good thinking on the part of your wife not mentioning the scary ass old demon lady hanging out at the house. I can see how she wouldn't want to trouble you with that....
                                                                              Yeah, that pissed me off, and I asked her about that...she said the first time she thought she was dreaming or wasn't certain...the second time she just didn't want to scare me.


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                                                                              • rjstar
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                                                                                • Jul 2002
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Ha, I don't see why people find it scary, I mean now you know there's something after death. If you're not religous that is.
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                                                                                • cherrylula
                                                                                  lol
                                                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                                                  • 15969

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by SlickCash Sarah
                                                                                  Face..burn some SANDALWOOD insence in your home. This will calm the spirit..if indeed you do have on in your home. They are not there to frighten you..rather, to relay a message so they may pass on to the other realm. They are kind of stuck in limbo until they pass on the message--then there souls may rest. Don't be frightened.
                                                                                  Hey how do you piss them off then?

                                                                                  I want my ghost to reappear dammit!

                                                                                  Was thinking about a ouija board maybe.

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                                                                                  • axelcat
                                                                                    Adult Locals
                                                                                    • Jun 2002
                                                                                    • 25450

                                                                                    #42

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                                                                                    • SlickCash Sarah
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                                                                                      • Feb 2004
                                                                                      • 2055

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by cherrylula


                                                                                      Hey how do you piss them off then?

                                                                                      I want my ghost to reappear dammit!

                                                                                      Was thinking about a ouija board maybe.
                                                                                      A ouija board will bring them to you if they are in or around your house so you can ask them why they are here, and the message they want to get across to someone..I dont really know if it will piss them off though

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                                                                                      • Xplicit
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                                                                                        • May 2003
                                                                                        • 3558

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Damn, scarry shit. Time to move man.

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                                                                                        • FunForOne
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                                                                                          • Nov 2003
                                                                                          • 8704

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by Buddy



                                                                                          Good thinking on the part of your wife not mentioning the scary ass old demon lady hanging out at the house. I can see how she wouldn't want to trouble you with that....


                                                                                          yea, what a lazy bitch! Got to wonder what other type of shit is going on for he to leave that out of the dinner conversation!





                                                                                          Buddy- the funniest thing I've heard all day!

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                                                                                          • KeWLKaT
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                                                                                            • Feb 2004
                                                                                            • 130

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            too much marijuana mayn

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                                                                                            • Death
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                                                                                              • Jan 2004
                                                                                              • 2

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              <--------- Hey, yeah, that was me. Sorry if I scared you.
                                                                                              I was on my way to claim your mortal soul when I happened to run into your cat. Turns out your cat is a red sox fan too, so we got to chatting about spring training and the addition of schilling and foulke, and what not. This could be the year you know! Anyhoo, your cat and I have a bet now, if the sox win the series you're fine, otherwise you're mine. Heh, the key to this job is to keep it fresh. So, um, you're off the hook for the moment, if you're not already a sox fan, now might be a good time to jump on the band wagon. And all of that sandalwood and other realm stuff that SlickCash Sarah was talking about, don't believe her. Makes no difference, I don't have a nose. But hey if it makes you feel better, go nuts.

                                                                                              See you soon,
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                                                                                              • HS-Trixxxia
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                                                                                                • Mar 2002
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by cherrylula


                                                                                                Hey how do you piss them off then?

                                                                                                I want my ghost to reappear dammit!

                                                                                                Was thinking about a ouija board maybe.
                                                                                                They must be carrying anger from their past life or you've disturbed something of their past life.

                                                                                                A ouija board can & will most likely allow them to communicate - if you're into the stuff, I suggest you being straight if you're going to do it - don't want to be all high if you get a pissed off spirit trying to voice their anger and decides not to go.

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                                                                                                • cypocrypt
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                                                                                                  • Dec 2003
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  was it a tranny ghost?

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                                                                                                  • Shok
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                                                                                                    • Apr 2001
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