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  • Pipecrew
    Master of Gfy.com
    • Feb 2002
    • 14888

    #1

    I'am the ultimate Ladies man

    It was like 10:30 and I dont like to make food so I walk down to this restraunt, I sit down and I keep seeing this pretty hot looking chick staring at me, everytime I looked over she would smile and shit.. But it was just one of those days, I was staring out the window and my brain was stuck in neutral..

    So this continues and before she leaves, she walks over past a bunch of different people and comes over, taps me on the shoulder and is like "sorry to bug you, but do you know what time it is? Typical chick ice breaker line..

    at this point, I could of said anything and sealed the deal.. But what do I say?


    "Sorry, I cant read" was my response..

    I dont know if she was insulted or thought I was blowing her off, but she promptly walked away not very happy.


    Worst part is, It took me about 5 minutes to realize what I had said haha.. One of those days I guess
  • chowda
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2003
    • 9527

    #2
    hey, can u send me my bang bros shirt! i want one badly!

    i would have been able to pick her up in a bang bros shirt!
    Last edited by chowda; 03-15-2004, 07:41 PM.
    Someone finds you...
    2007

    PS: Nationalnet is the best host I've ever had. And i tried alot of them.

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    • GrimShawn
      Confirmed User
      • Oct 2002
      • 8120

      #3

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      • riosluts
        Confirmed User
        • Sep 2003
        • 5250

        #4
        umm she didnt ask u to read something. she just asked for the time you should of said you cant SEE but read. kinda weird

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        • myjah
          Back in the harbor
          • Sep 2003
          • 11482

          #5
          and you said this to a hot girl when you were all alone? why?
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          • detoxed
            vip member
            • Jan 2003
            • 17798

            #6
            You could have at least gotten her number to post on GFY

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            • Rorschach
              So Fucking Banned
              • Aug 2002
              • 5579

              #7
              Originally posted by Pipecrew

              "Sorry, I cant read" was my response..

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              • Dax
                Confirmed User
                • Apr 2002
                • 3161

                #8
                You are da P*I*M*P

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                • Pipecrew
                  Master of Gfy.com
                  • Feb 2002
                  • 14888

                  #9
                  Originally posted by riosluts
                  umm she didnt ask u to read something. she just asked for the time you should of said you cant SEE but read. kinda weird
                  My brain has been fucked all day, I realize what she said and I realize my response NOW haha.

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                  • Spunky
                    I need a beer
                    • Jun 2002
                    • 133978

                    #10
                    *Cough Bullshit Cough*

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                    • Pipecrew
                      Master of Gfy.com
                      • Feb 2002
                      • 14888

                      #11
                      Originally posted by spunky1
                      *Cough Bullshit Cough*
                      swear on my left nut! it's not like it's anything to be proud of! ahah

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                      • Spunky
                        I need a beer
                        • Jun 2002
                        • 133978

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Pipecrew


                        swear on my left nut! it's not like it's anything to be proud of! ahah
                        Slaps ya upside the head...Wake up damn it

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                        • Oracle Porn
                          Affiliate
                          • Oct 2002
                          • 24433

                          #13


                          "Sorry but I don't want to pound your pussy later on tonight"


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                          • StuartD
                            Sofa King Band
                            • Jul 2002
                            • 29903

                            #14
                            Hahaha... and I thought I was the worst at talking to women. Even I wouldn't have thought of that response.
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                            This is me on twitter

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                            • Pipecrew
                              Master of Gfy.com
                              • Feb 2002
                              • 14888

                              #15
                              Originally posted by MaskedMan
                              Hahaha... and I thought I was the worst at talking to women. Even I wouldn't have thought of that response.
                              it doesnt get any worse then what I said,, I'am normally very quick witted, just not today. I couldnt even formulate a proper sentence.

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                              • juicylinks
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • Apr 2001
                                • 122992

                                #16

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                                • Jizar II
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • May 2001
                                  • 1425

                                  #17
                                  hahahah funny shit man

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                                  • Theo
                                    HAL 9000
                                    • May 2001
                                    • 34515

                                    #18
                                    i can imagine her expression

                                    lol

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                                    • jact
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Sep 2002
                                      • 9134

                                      #19
                                      I'm shaking my head at this thread, seriously.
                                      Free agent

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                                      • reynold
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • Oct 2002
                                        • 51271

                                        #20
                                        Hell, Pipecrew's cute.

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                                        • Pipecrew
                                          Master of Gfy.com
                                          • Feb 2002
                                          • 14888

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by juicylinks
                                          A big REVOKED stamp across this would be pretty funny about now...



                                          Originally posted by reynold
                                          Hell, Pipecrew's cute.

                                          I'am hoping your a female! haha

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                                          • Doctor Dre
                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                            • Jan 2001
                                            • 51692

                                            #22
                                            That's a PIMP answer bud ! keep turning them down
                                            Originally posted by rayadp05
                                            I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                            • GTS Mark
                                              Vrume Mark
                                              • Jan 2001
                                              • 20912

                                              #23
                                              You're a fucking pimp! You should write a book on picking up women

                                              DH

                                              P.S. How's the new ride?

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                                              • 4Pics
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Dec 2001
                                                • 7952

                                                #24
                                                lol, too damn funny

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                                                • 420
                                                  cuck
                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                  • 11571

                                                  #25
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                                                  • brand0n
                                                    been very busy
                                                    • Nov 2002
                                                    • 26983

                                                    #26
                                                    your lambo didnt cut it for ya eh?
                                                    want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

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                                                    • Pipecrew
                                                      Master of Gfy.com
                                                      • Feb 2002
                                                      • 14888

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by brand0n
                                                      your lambo didnt cut it for ya eh?
                                                      It's a porsche but thanks for asking... 10 more posts and you made busfare

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