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so if i said something like..Originally posted by Napolean
act racist
yeah go arrest that hahahahahahas babies before they grow up to be criminals just for being a hahahahahaha ?
*hahahahaha starts with an n
*i don't personally believe thatComment
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And I am trying to get jury duty... I was upset because I got summoned at my old house and did not qualify to serve, twice! I've never had jury duty but I imagine their profile will help you get out of it. I would make racist comments or tell them you are a pornographer
Should work.
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yep, if they think your too ignorant to be fair.. they wont let you be a juror for that caseOriginally posted by brizzad
so if i said something like..
yeah go arrest that hahahahahahas babies before they grow up to be criminals just for being a hahahahahaha ?
*hahahahaha starts with an n
*i don't personally believe thatNeed a programmer? (Desktop/Web Applications) --- Skype: napoleandeComment
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just tell then that you think the guy is guilty.
predisposition is a NO-NO when it comes down to Jury duty.
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Originally posted by brizzad
so if i said something like..
yeah go arrest that hahahahahahas babies before they grow up to be criminals just for being a hahahahahaha ?
*hahahahaha starts with an n
*i don't personally believe that
Yea go buy some shirts off that site and and memorize those slursCare about me?
Who?
Me!
Who?Comment
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wow I bet no one has ever tried to get out of Jury duty before, I bet they've never had anyone say anything inflammatory thinking they'll get dismissed.Comment
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why would i buy the shirts just to memorize the slurs? they show exactly what the shirt looks like on the websiteOriginally posted by kaliboy2g
Yea go buy some shirts off that site and and memorize those slursComment
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ok fine, say you already know he's innocent because you are a great judge of character and that you have never been wrong in your lifeOriginally posted by xenophobic
wow I bet no one has ever tried to get out of Jury duty before, I bet they've never had anyone say anything inflammatory thinking they'll get dismissed.
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for every question they ask say...
" sounds like something a commie would say "hatisblack at yahoo.comComment
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Sure fire way of getting out of it is:
Tell the judge that you believe EVERYONE is guilty UNTIL proven innocent. And that if they are there in court then they must have done something wrong in the first place to get picked up.....
They will tell you to get the fuck out of there so fast...I'm here for the violence!Comment
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okay ill say..
I wish I could be on this jury duty so i could make sure that hahahahahaha gets put away for a long time, unfortunately I can't.. I have a home based business creating and managing websites, and I also have a 2 year old daughter to watch.Comment
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Just go and do what you gotta do ... be a responsible manOriginally posted by rayadp05Comment
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george carlin's advice:
"say, 'Oh this is great, I can look a person straight in the eye and tell if they're guilty!'"
or something along those lines ;)Comment
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Originally posted by Doctor Dre
Just go and do what you gotta do ... be a responsible manComment
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When someone else is talking, stand up, crouch and cover your ears while screaming "Not those voices again!"SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.Comment
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Tell them you watch alot of local news everynight.Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.Comment
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come unshaved in a ballerina dress and start pee in your pants when they ask you questions
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tell them the truth, you are a dope addicted porn slinger. they will tose you fast.Comment
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«"for every question they ask say...
" sounds like something a commie would say "»Comment
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Originally posted by Doctor Dre
Just go and do what you gotta do ... be a responsible manI still love everybodyComment
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I'm pretty sure that the judge heard all the lame excuses. It's not that easy.
You need an extremely good reason.
I've been there, and the judge knew when it was bullshit or not. Some people had to get back in line and wait.
Anyway, they only select 12 people out of 200 and the lawyers are pretty selective. Just mention that you are a pornographer.
Last edited by NoCarrier; 11-13-2004, 04:29 AM.
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Why do you want to get out of jury service?
Why don't you try and do the decent thing and show up and do your best for your community.
You fucking idiot.Comment
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I've changed my mind. Do what he says ^^^Originally posted by Dirty Dane
come unshaved in a ballerina dress and start pee in your pants when they ask you questions
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Just say this:
"I'm not prejudice, I hate everyone equally."
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There is a slight chance that won't work in CaliforniaOriginally posted by Dirty Dane
come unshaved in a ballerina dress and start pee in your pants when they ask you questions
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Start crying or twitching whenever they ask you a question. Or keep asking "Are you homophobic? I think you are homophobic. STOP LOOKING AT ME!" They won't want you on the jury.
It would help if you were prescribed an antipsychotic... but talking to yourself and acting crazy are good enough.
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I'm going through the same thing right now. I got a summons this summer. I have a day job so I wrote a letter on company letterhead saying work was too busy right now and they couldn't afford to have me out & had the owner sign it.
It worked, but I fucked up by adding "right now" because they only postponed me instead. Now I'm scheduled for the entire week after T'giving.
So now the other day I sent them a sappy letter asking to be excused saying I'm single, living alone, financially unable to miss work, that I'm sole supporter, need a full paycheck each week, my company doesn't pay time off for jury duty, blah blah blah.
Several friends used that excuse and got dismissed so we'll see if it works for me. Just make it sound pathetic as possible and it should work.Comment
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acting racist will not work as they will still summons you and question you under oath as to what you are racist against, you don't know what color the defendent is
you could say you dont believe in the jury system and as a result could not be able to make a decision as part of a jury[QUOTE=DavieVegas]Now i apologize for people who I have scammed in the past or future.QUOTE]Comment
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stop and do your duty as a citizenComment
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Just tell them that you are a self-employeed poster on gofuckyourself.com who sells sigs cheap.Comment
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watch "The Jury", you'll get lots of pointers there or just stand up as a man and do what is right
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Judging by your occupation and likely age, it's unlikely you would ever be agreed on by both sides, so I wouldn't worry about it.Comment
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