Don't let your girlfriend/wife/mistress go on a cleansing fast.
trust me.
bad things will happen.
trust me.
bad things will happen.
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I'm a stupid prick but what the fuck is cleansing fast?Originally posted by rayadp05Comment
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You, stay out of this thread he will give you bad ideas !!!Originally posted by wild-cat
why?Originally posted by rayadp05Comment
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So what happens then? Is it still ok if I have my weekly enema?Comment
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It is some natural/herbal shit that is supposed to cleanse your system. Basically you drink tea only and fast.Originally posted by Doctor Dre
I'm a stupid prick but what the fuck is cleansing fast?
My gf turned into a huge bitch a day into it.Comment
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This isn't the only way to make a girlfirend turn bitch ...Originally posted by <IMX>
It is some natural/herbal shit that is supposed to cleanse your system. Basically you drink tea only and fast.
My gf turned into a huge bitch a day into it.
1 : Don't give her sex when she want some
2 : Get her pregnant
3 : Wake her up in the early morning
4 : Don't say thanx when she makes you food
5 : Cum in her mouth without telling herOriginally posted by rayadp05Comment
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I think he means when the womrn go's mad cleaning and then things disappear usualy in the bin. They throw everything away even when you need it bad.Comment
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6: Even think about touching the butthole
7: Sleeping with her friends
8: See rule #5
9: Ignore her for porn
10: Ignore her for GFY
lets keep adding...........Comment
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11: call her a huge bitch on a message board...Comment
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SHE HATES THAT SO MUCH !!! ROFLOriginally posted by TekayRoyal
10: Ignore her for GFY
Originally posted by rayadp05Comment
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I misread 'cleansing fast' as 'cleaning fest' and was thinking "well why the hell not?"Originally posted by <IMX>
Don't let your girlfriend/wife/mistress go on a cleansing fast.
trust me.
bad things will happen.
Arguing whether the Democratic or Republican party is better is like debating which steaming pile of shit is slightly less stinky.Comment
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Why would you have to tell her? She should be able to tell when your ready to cum by your penis throbbing. It should all go straight down her throat anyway.Originally posted by Doctor Dre
5 : Cum in her mouth without telling herComment
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My wife gets mad if I go to long without touching her butthole.Originally posted by TekayRoyal
6: Even think about touching the butthole
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12. Tell your buddies that another name for PMS is 'mad cow disease', within earshot of her.
13. while you're having sex.... phone her.Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!
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hahahahahahahOriginally posted by Doctor Dre
This isn't the only way to make a girlfirend turn bitch ...
1 : Don't give her sex when she want some
2 : Get her pregnant
3 : Wake her up in the early morning
4 : Don't say thanx when she makes you food
5 : Cum in her mouth without telling herComment
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Hey, how are ya? )
not, hey baby, *stinks like fried chicken and sauce* ... how bout some luvin? *as the stench of your dirty lifestyle reeks out of your poorly cleansed, dirty pours*
You ahve no right to be a bitch!.. bow down and accept the slime! accept!!!!Comment
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trueOriginally posted by Doctor Dre
SHE HATES THAT SO MUCH !!! ROFLComment
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im old enought to know what to doOriginally posted by Doctor Dre
You, stay out of this thread he will give you bad ideas !!!Comment
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Been there done that...now when the wife goes on a cleansing fast and asks I participate, I say yes, but go for good food/beer either before I come home or after she goes to sleep
Originally posted by <IMX>
Don't let your girlfriend/wife/mistress go on a cleansing fast.
trust me.
bad things will happen.
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13 has just become an instant classic in my bookOriginally posted by CDSmith
12. Tell your buddies that another name for PMS is 'mad cow disease', within earshot of her.
13. while you're having sex.... phone her.Comment
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Sounds like something to avoid.
Thanks for the tip.Comment
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