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  • Sarah_Jayne
    Now with more Jayne
    • Dec 2002
    • 40077

    #1

    Ralph Wiggum

    I don't think he gets enough love. Afterall he bent his wookie and that must have been painful.

    I vote for him as one of the best 'non-simpson' Simpson.
  • Manowar
    jellyfish  
    • Dec 2003
    • 71528

    #2
    My cat's breath smells like cat food

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    • Shoehorn!
      Die With Your Boots On
      • Oct 2003
      • 22872

      #3
      http://www.chasebrown.com/70RalphWiggumSayings.mp3

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      • SMG
        Confirmed User
        • Aug 2003
        • 1798

        #4
        Originally posted by Manowar
        My cat's breath smells like cat food
        my cat's pussy smells like cat food
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        • Lykos
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Apr 2003
          • 31027

          #5
          Yeah,u r right
          The Simpsons are simply the best show on tv

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          • liquidmoe
            Confirmed User
            • Mar 2002
            • 4994

            #6
            Me fail english, thats un-possible.

            Though Family Guy is better, someone had to say it.

            Take Luck!

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            • Sarah_Jayne
              Now with more Jayne
              • Dec 2002
              • 40077

              #7
              Originally posted by liquidmoe
              Me fail english, thats un-possible.

              Though Family Guy is better, someone had to say it.

              somebody had to be the first to be wrong ;)

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              • ldinternet
                Confirmed User
                • Apr 2001
                • 8245

                #8
                Television was made for The Simpsons.


                Homer: STEALING?! How COULD YOU! Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons in church, Captain Whatshisname?! We live in a socieity of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies, for fun? Well I didn't hear anybody laughing!! Did you?! Except at that guy who made sound effects... brrrrrrrrrummm, pyowww, nuhhhhhh, myoooowwww, HONK HONK... hehehe. Where was I? Oh yeah... stay out of my booze!

                Another from the same episode, after Bart tries to steal a video game:

                Homer: OK, I figured out the boy's punishment. First of all, he's grounded. No leaving the house, not even for school. Second, no egg nog. In fact, no nog, period. And third, absolutely no stealing for 3 months.

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                • stevecore
                  Confirmed User
                  • May 2003
                  • 6130

                  #9
                  "That's where I saw the Leprchaun. He tells me to burn things!"

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                  • alecb
                    Confirmed User
                    • Feb 2004
                    • 269

                    #10
                    so, do you like stuff?
                    A girl got drunk and balled the dead, and I gave empty sermons to my head.

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                    • stevecore
                      Confirmed User
                      • May 2003
                      • 6130

                      #11
                      Originally posted by ldinternet
                      Television was made for The Simpsons.


                      Homer: STEALING?! How COULD YOU! Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons in church, Captain Whatshisname?! We live in a socieity of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies, for fun? Well I didn't hear anybody laughing!! Did you?! Except at that guy who made sound effects... brrrrrrrrrummm, pyowww, nuhhhhhh, myoooowwww, HONK HONK... hehehe. Where was I? Oh yeah... stay out of my booze!

                      Another from the same episode, after Bart tries to steal a video game:

                      Homer: OK, I figured out the boy's punishment. First of all, he's grounded. No leaving the house, not even for school. Second, no egg nog. In fact, no nog, period. And third, absolutely no stealing for 3 months.
                      ive got that episode saved on Tivo. ive been meaning to make that whole homer rant my voice message for a few weeks now. that is absolutley the best homerism ever!

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                      • C-Bass
                        Confirmed User
                        • Apr 2003
                        • 3153

                        #12
                        Originally posted by ldinternet
                        Television was made for The Simpsons.


                        Homer: STEALING?! How COULD YOU! Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons in church, Captain Whatshisname?! We live in a socieity of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies, for fun? Well I didn't hear anybody laughing!! Did you?! Except at that guy who made sound effects... brrrrrrrrrummm, pyowww, nuhhhhhh, myoooowwww, HONK HONK... hehehe. Where was I? Oh yeah... stay out of my booze!

                        Another from the same episode, after Bart tries to steal a video game:

                        Homer: OK, I figured out the boy's punishment. First of all, he's grounded. No leaving the house, not even for school. Second, no egg nog. In fact, no nog, period. And third, absolutely no stealing for 3 months.

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                        • RedShoe
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                          • Feb 2001
                          • 14831

                          #13
                          I forget why, but Ralph ate some rotten grapes or some shit, but after he ate them he said, "OW!! It tastes like burning"


                          Another line of his, "The doctor said my nose would stop bleeding if I just kept my finger out of there"

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                          • Turboface
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                            • Mar 2002
                            • 9976

                            #14
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                            • Shoehorn!
                              Die With Your Boots On
                              • Oct 2003
                              • 22872

                              #15
                              Originally posted by ldinternet
                              Television was made for The Simpsons.


                              Homer: STEALING?! How COULD YOU! Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons in church, Captain Whatshisname?! We live in a socieity of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies, for fun? Well I didn't hear anybody laughing!! Did you?! Except at that guy who made sound effects... brrrrrrrrrummm, pyowww, nuhhhhhh, myoooowwww, HONK HONK... hehehe. Where was I? Oh yeah... stay out of my booze!

                              Another from the same episode, after Bart tries to steal a video game:

                              Homer: OK, I figured out the boy's punishment. First of all, he's grounded. No leaving the house, not even for school. Second, no egg nog. In fact, no nog, period. And third, absolutely no stealing for 3 months.
                              HAHAHAHAHAHA. Pure genius.

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                              • brand0n
                                been very busy
                                • Nov 2002
                                • 26983

                                #16
                                what about abu?
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                                • Manowar
                                  jellyfish  
                                  • Dec 2003
                                  • 71528

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Turboface
                                  i was waiting for that picture in this thread

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                                  • Shoehorn!
                                    Die With Your Boots On
                                    • Oct 2003
                                    • 22872

                                    #18
                                    Not a Ralph Wiggum quote, but funny nonetheless.

                                    "Kids are great. You can teach them to hate what you hate and, with the Internet and all, they practically raise themselves."

                                    - Homer Simpson

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                                    • gsimm33
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                                      • Mar 2004
                                      • 259

                                      #19
                                      "I bent my wookie."
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                                      • Sarah_Jayne
                                        Now with more Jayne
                                        • Dec 2002
                                        • 40077

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by gsimm33
                                        "I bent my wookie."
                                        see, and that is why I love him.

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                                        • mastamindz
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Feb 2002
                                          • 3547

                                          #21
                                          I think Ralph should have his own show
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                                          • Sarah_Jayne
                                            Now with more Jayne
                                            • Dec 2002
                                            • 40077

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by mastamindz
                                            I think Ralph should have his own show
                                            yes!

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