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  • Shok
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2001
    • 5611

    #1

    The Chuck E. Cheese conspiracy

    Ok so I take my daughters to Chuck E. Cheese yesterday. They are all about playing the games and winning tickets to trade for prizes.
    Well last time we went, I noticed that when the game was over, sometimes there was no tickets.

    Well this time I know why!

    So while the game is going, im watching the tickets spitting out of the machine. I look up at the game and back at the tickets and they are gone!!

    The little freaks are stealing the tickets.
    Not only that, but they are all working together under the rule of one evil fat 6 year old hiding at the top of the playset tubes.
    He has a following of 4-6 year olds that hide along machines waiting for tickets to spit out. Then they move in with lightning speed, steal your tickets and deliver them to the "boss" at the top.

    I watched this go on for about an hour. Then the "boss" slides down and goes to the ticket cashout machine to get his points receipt.

    On my way out, the "boss" was cashing out, when I walked by, I bent over and whispered to him: "I know what your up to and I'm telling your mom".

    He looked at me in horror and ran to the bathroom.
    It's now my mission in life to take the Chuck E. Cheese bandit down, I will let you know how it goes as the weeks progress.
  • CyberTraffic
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    • Feb 2004
    • 2187

    #2

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    • sickkittens
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      • Jul 2002
      • 25100

      #3
      I remember going there when I was young...if you pull on the tickets just right they will keep coming.

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      • Tanker
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        • Nov 2000
        • 9287

        #4
        ahahahahhaaa

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        • XxXotic
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          • Jun 2002
          • 8500

          #5
          the corruption at Chuck E Cheese rivals that of the white house!
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          • Shok
            Confirmed User
            • Apr 2001
            • 5611

            #6
            True, it goes deep, but I will hunt the rats down.

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            • GoNe
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              • Jan 2003
              • 2892

              #7
              Hahaha dont forget to keep us up to date on how it's going
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              • jhauser
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                • Dec 2002
                • 2924

                #8
                I think its funny they serve beer at Chuck E. Cheese.
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                • pornguy
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                  • Mar 2003
                  • 62910

                  #9
                  Damn and we almost went last night.

                  Which one is this going on in. We are in Miami. If you are not here we will start to look for a "BOSS" Network.

                  This could be more wide spread than you think.

                  We may have to hire some help tp stop this kind of thing.


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                  • pradaboy
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                    • Dec 2003
                    • 12931

                    #10
                    good luck with your mission
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                    • armyofme
                      Confirmed User
                      • Feb 2004
                      • 158

                      #11
                      haven't been there in ages, not since I realized that I could extend my arm and drop a ball into the 6th bozo bucket......that just took the fun right out of it
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                      • Steve
                        Confirmed User
                        • Feb 2001
                        • 6894

                        #12
                        that place is an instant migraine

                        nice idea that everyone is stamped, so you can sit down and the kids can go have fun - but that just means there are a shitload of mainiac kids running loose on there own thru the place

                        any guy walking more than 10 feet will have at least one high speed geeked up rug rat crash into his balls - they are blinded by those fucking tickets - just like old people are drawn to slot machines in Atlantic City

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                        • hova
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                          • Jan 2002
                          • 22430

                          #13
                          Thats a funny story, good thing you got them!!!!
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                          • Shok
                            Confirmed User
                            • Apr 2001
                            • 5611

                            #14
                            Yeah since the majority of the crowd there is 3ft tall, I must have been racked about 40 times.

                            I'm wearing a cup next time I go

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                            • hoe_vender
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                              • Dec 2003
                              • 2018

                              #15
                              liked it better as showbiz pizza
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                              • Gabriel
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                                • Apr 2002
                                • 4789

                                #16
                                Hmmm do you think he was Italian?
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                                • Shok
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Apr 2001
                                  • 5611

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Gabriel
                                  Hmmm do you think he was Italian?
                                  hmmm well it was a pizza place

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                                  • XxXotic
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jun 2002
                                    • 8500

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Shok
                                    Yeah since the majority of the crowd there is 3ft tall, I must have been racked about 40 times.

                                    I'm wearing a cup next time I go


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                                    • ytcracker
                                      stc is the greatest
                                      • Dec 2002
                                      • 12403

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by hoe_vender
                                      liked it better as showbiz pizza
                                      amen

                                      anyway yes this story is nice you need to call crimestoppers
                                      i cant believe these racketeering 6 year old sons of bitches

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                                      • Meloman
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jul 2001
                                        • 1540

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Gabriel
                                        Hmmm do you think he was Italian?
                                        Ya, those where my nephews .. Little Vinny, Sal Jr. and the rest of the junior Guidos.

                                        I let them head up the Chucky Cheese racket up in that area, lol

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                                        • jmarzlak
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jan 2004
                                          • 632

                                          #21
                                          I'm a little younger than you guys, but when those ticket counters came out. I had some tickets laminated, and would just pull them out and push in. Basically jacked off the machine, I would get 392463 tickets on 4 laminated ones. Thats my sercret.
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                                          • Rankings
                                            • Jan 2004
                                            • 10633

                                            #22
                                            fuck a chucky cheese and there 6 year old bandits
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                                            • Shoehorn!
                                              Die With Your Boots On
                                              • Oct 2003
                                              • 22872

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by XxXotic
                                              the corruption at Chuck E Cheese rivals that of the white house!

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                                              • Shok
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Apr 2001
                                                • 5611

                                                #24
                                                maybe I should just leave it alone, maybe the Chuck E. Cheese mafia is too powerful to mess with

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                                                • smit
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Nov 2003
                                                  • 387

                                                  #25
                                                  i worked at chuck e cheese for 2 days. i was the mouse twice. on my fifteen minute breaks, that is. i never learned the dance so i had to look around and follow the kids' lead. the children went up and hugged me after the dance and started pulling at my finger that was poking through the raggedy suit. i was also wearing a plastic bag on my head to protect myself from lice.


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