Coming out of the closet thread...

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  • Dagwolf
    President of Canada
    • Sep 2003
    • 23141

    #1

    Coming out of the closet thread...

    If you're gay... and you're hiding it... here's your chance.

    I'm not gay. But I'm not a hater... So feel free.
    Sleep well, and dream of large women.

  • Fletch XXX
    GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
    • Jan 2002
    • 60840

    #2

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    • xenigo
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2001
      • 8067

      #3
      You've convinced me I should come out of the closet. I'm straight.

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      • Dagwolf
        President of Canada
        • Sep 2003
        • 23141

        #4
        Originally posted by xenigo
        You've convinced me I should come out of the closet. I'm straight.
        You just disappointed a lot of men.
        Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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        • xclusive
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Apr 2004
          • 35218

          #5
          I'm not gay but my boyfriend is...

          I support MediumPimpin.com / Shemp's Outlawtgp.com /


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          • xenigo
            Confirmed User
            • Jan 2001
            • 8067

            #6
            Originally posted by Dagwolf
            You just disappointed a lot of men.
            But you can still dream about me.

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            • mardigras
              Bon temps!
              • Feb 2003
              • 14194

              #7
              Closets are for clothes
              .

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              • Dagwolf
                President of Canada
                • Sep 2003
                • 23141

                #8
                I love that part in Scary Movie when the guy goes, "Does this shirt make me look gay?"

                "No..."


                (ties it up into a halter)

                "How about now?"
                Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                • KRL
                  Entrepreneur
                  • Oct 2002
                  • 31429

                  #9
                  You decide which is the real one.


                  KRL: yo juicy you on
                  JUICY D LINKS: yo whats up
                  KRL: you got any gay pics of men?
                  JUICY D LINKS: huh?
                  KRL: oh for uhhhh uhhh men.com
                  JUICY D LINKS: are you gay ?
                  KRL: no man i just like mens asses
                  JUICY D LINKS: OMG
                  KRL: :-)
                  JUICY D LINKS: hit Izzzy up he has 3 gigs in his private collection
                  KRL: Thanks man i owe you


                  OR


                  JUICY: Yo KRL you on bro?

                  KRL: Yeh what's up?

                  JUICY: Dude I found the tightest ass.

                  KRL: What???

                  JUICY: Seriously you gotta see this dude's hot cheeks.

                  KRL: Juicy, you switching flags on me?

                  JUICY: LOL, me and Izzzy been in the closet for years together.

                  KRL: What??? For real Juice?

                  JUICY: Yeh, he's sucking my dick while I'm typing this. LOL

                  KRL: WTF???? Dude you sound for realz.

                  JUICY: You never tried ass fucking before?

                  KRL: No can't say that I have.

                  JUICY: Wanna hook up in Vegas and give it a try?

                  KRL: Dude you're freaking me out now.

                  JUICY: I haven't been with chicks since high school. Fuck bitches. I love the cock.

                  KRL: Juicy how many beers you had tonight???

                  JUICY: Come on K, me and Izzzy wanna lick your balls in Vegas.

                  KRL: LOL, can I post this on GFY?


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                  • Dagwolf
                    President of Canada
                    • Sep 2003
                    • 23141

                    #10
                    Originally posted by KRL
                    You decide which is the real one.



                    Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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