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Be thankful she didn't dip the fucker in Aunt Jamima's Butter Flavored Syrup. When my 18 yr old was 4, we had two of the most beautiful long haired cats and a Chinese Pug, two brand new bottles of syrup and she was just "feeding them" ........ their hair was in such a mess that it took me 3 hours PER cat to get it off of them. THEN while I was doing that, she went to her room and colored a HUGE life size portrait of herself on her bedroom wall. WHITE wall, with a red crayon......... she nearly died that day.
I had maple syrup in the carpet in that floor for a damn year, we just kept finding the shit everywhere.
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