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  • pushpills
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2004
    • 3700
    #1

    Top 10 reasons Juicylinks can't get laid.

    10. Flies stick to his hairgel
    9. Constantly striking poses during conversations with women
    8. Asks his dates for help with php
    7. Has a roomate, shares a bedroom seperated by wall of programming books
    6. When a girl has a drink with him, he has water
    5. Smokes 4 newports simultaneously
    4. Sells spots to affiliate programs on his t-shirts, suits, shoes and bedsheets
    3. q factor stands for queer factor
    2. when a girl on match.com asks for pics of him, he sends her photoshopped pics of him as the pope


    1. When a girl approaches him in a club and says "Hi I'm new in town" Juicy promptly replies "Go Fuck Yourself!"



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    • Tanker
      Confirmed User
      • Nov 2000
      • 9287
      #2
      hahahah

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        • B40
          Confirmed User
          • Jul 2001
          • 7020
          #3
          Originally posted by pushpills

          7. Has a roomate, shares a bedroom seperated by wall of programming books
          Haha too funny

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            • poe
              Confirmed User
              • Mar 2004
              • 455
              #4
              ’

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                • Ic3m4nZ
                  Confirmed User
                  • Aug 2003
                  • 6285
                  #5

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                    • Marina
                      Confirmed User
                      • May 2003
                      • 437
                      #6
                      1. When a girl approaches him in a club and says "Hi I'm new in town" Juicy promptly replies "Go Fuck Yourself!"


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                        • juicylinks
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Apr 2001
                          • 122992
                          #7
                          4. Sells spots to affiliate programs on his t-shirts, suits, shoes and bedsheets

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                            • Head
                              Confirmed User
                              • Nov 2003
                              • 8278
                              #8
                              Any comment from the Juice?

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                                • pimplink
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jun 2001
                                  • 9535
                                  #9
                                  I think because he's juicy.

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                                    • Spunky
                                      I need a beer
                                      • Jun 2002
                                      • 133978
                                      #10

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                                        • juicylinks
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Apr 2001
                                          • 122992
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Head
                                          Any comment from the Juice?


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                                            • digifan
                                              The Profiler
                                              • Oct 2002
                                              • 14618
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by pushpills
                                              10. Flies stick to his hairgel
                                              9. Constantly striking poses during conversations with women
                                              8. Asks his dates for help with php
                                              7. Has a roomate, shares a bedroom seperated by wall of programming books
                                              6. When a girl has a drink with him, he has water
                                              5. Smokes 4 newports simultaneously
                                              4. Sells spots to affiliate programs on his t-shirts, suits, shoes and bedsheets
                                              3. q factor stands for queer factor
                                              2. when a girl on match.com asks for pics of him, he sends her photoshopped pics of him as the pope


                                              1. When a girl approaches him in a club and says "Hi I'm new in town" Juicy promptly replies "Go Fuck Yourself!"


                                              That's just pure evil... lol.
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                                                • Rictor
                                                  Old Timer
                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                  • 12208
                                                  #13
                                                  Hehe.

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                                                    • juicylinks
                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                      • 122992
                                                      #14

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                                                        • Loryn
                                                          Super Connector
                                                          • Jul 2003
                                                          • 12853
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by pushpills


                                                          Constantly striking poses during conversations with women


                                                          But I think this one gets him laid!!
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                                                            • Jer
                                                              God is Brazilian
                                                              • Feb 2001
                                                              • 10601
                                                              #16

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                                                                • DreamCumTrue
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Nov 2003
                                                                  • 2985
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Don't forget receding hairline. Just fuckin witcha Juicy!

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                                                                    • escorpio
                                                                      doesn't fuck around.
                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                      • 23486
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by pushpills
                                                                      8. Asks his dates for help with php
                                                                      7. Has a roomate, shares a bedroom seperated by wall of programming books
                                                                      4. Sells spots to affiliate programs on his t-shirts, suits, shoes and bedsheets



                                                                      Made me laugh, you shiny little twink.
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                                                                        • maxdaname
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                                          • 5193
                                                                          #19
                                                                          He's too sexy for his goddamn self!
                                                                          THAT's his problem!

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                                                                            • beemk
                                                                              CLICK HERE
                                                                              • Jan 2002
                                                                              • 20829
                                                                              #20
                                                                              haha owned
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                                                                                • buddyjuf
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by maxdaname
                                                                                  He's too sexy for his goddamn self!
                                                                                  THAT's his problem!
                                                                                  and THATS THE TRUTH!

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                                                                                    • Lykos
                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                      • Apr 2003
                                                                                      • 31027
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Hahaha

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                                                                                        • Napolean
                                                                                          Misanthropic Egalitarian
                                                                                          • Nov 2002
                                                                                          • 4330
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by pushpills
                                                                                          9. Constantly striking poses during conversations with women
                                                                                          hahahahhaa
                                                                                          HAH! FOUND IT FRIS

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                                                                                            • MrIzzz
                                                                                              If u touch it, I will cum
                                                                                              • Sep 2003
                                                                                              • 22923
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              lmfao


                                                                                              WHO WANTS TO PLAY GRAB-ASS?

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                                                                                                • pushpills
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                                                                  • 3700
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by maxdaname
                                                                                                  He's too sexy for his goddamn self!
                                                                                                  lieeessss

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                                                                                                    • Vanilla
                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                      • Dec 2003
                                                                                                      • 8097
                                                                                                      #26
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                                                                                                        • gornyhuy
                                                                                                          Chafed.
                                                                                                          • May 2002
                                                                                                          • 18041
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Gotta admit grogan... that was pretty damn good.

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                                                                                                            • pushpills
                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                              • Jan 2004
                                                                                                              • 3700
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by poe

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                                                                                                                • bcooter
                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                  • 797
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Ic3m4nZ
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                                                                                                                    • MetaMan
                                                                                                                      I AM WEB 2.0
                                                                                                                      • Jan 2003
                                                                                                                      • 28682
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Vanilla

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                                                                                                                        • exspamr
                                                                                                                          Registered User
                                                                                                                          • Dec 2002
                                                                                                                          • 1427
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          10. Flies stick to his hairgel

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                                                                                                                            • reynold
                                                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                              • 51271
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              9. Constantly striking poses during
                                                                                                                              conversations with women

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                                                                                                                                • pushpills
                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                                  • 3700
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  oh what the hell...bump for the late nighters

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                                                                                                                                    • pushpills
                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                      • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                                      • 3700
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      everyones seen it but one more bump

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                                                                                                                                        • pushpills
                                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                                          • 3700
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by pushpills
                                                                                                                                          oh what the hell...bump for the late nighters

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                                                                                                                                            • Doctor Dre
                                                                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                                                                                                              • 51692
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by juicylinks
                                                                                                                                              4. Sells spots to affiliate programs on his t-shirts, suits, shoes and bedsheets
                                                                                                                                              The only funny one
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by rayadp05
                                                                                                                                              I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                                                                                                                                • reynold
                                                                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                                                  • 51271
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Because he is Juicy!

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                                                                                                                                                    • Raf1
                                                                                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                                                      • 12117
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by pushpills


                                                                                                                                                      1. When a girl approaches him in a club and says "Hi I'm new in town" Juicy promptly replies "Go Fuck Yourself!"
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                                                                                                                                                        • TheMob
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                                                                                                                                                          • Jan 2003
                                                                                                                                                          • 8584
                                                                                                                                                          #39

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                                                                                                                                                            • J-$
                                                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                              • Mar 2005
                                                                                                                                                              • 2090
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              You forgot to say that he keeps cheating on 'em with them damn FLESHLIGHTS

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                                                                                                                                                                  • Jul 2002
                                                                                                                                                                  • 47880
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                                                                                                                                                                    • Satisfaction
                                                                                                                                                                      WootWootCash.com
                                                                                                                                                                      • Jul 2004
                                                                                                                                                                      • 10900
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      lmao.. nice one dude!

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                                                                                                                                                                        • Dalai lama
                                                                                                                                                                          Strength and Honor
                                                                                                                                                                          • Jul 2004
                                                                                                                                                                          • 16540
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          11. He likes his fleshlight better then real pussy

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                                                                                                                                                                            • Manowar
                                                                                                                                                                              jellyfish  
                                                                                                                                                                              • Dec 2003
                                                                                                                                                                              • 71528
                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              juicy invented blue steel

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                                                                                                                                                                                • potter
                                                                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                  • Dec 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                  • 6559
                                                                                                                                                                                  #45

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