I know your problem buddy, I need that one elusive product to reduce my size to a manageable length.
I hate going to the toilet getting it out for a piss and hearing the slosh as it drops into the water...
Plus, I hate how my kids keep trying to skip with it...
And how my next door neighbour's car keep's breaking down and he asks me to tow his car with my dick...
The list of problems gos on and on!
Let me know if you find anything!